CaddySwampus
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CaddySwampus
@fuckalabama.com
A southerner like you’ve heretofore not seen.

Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon

Formerly in DC/NoVA
Currently your Tampa Bae
Future Twin City Transplant

No TERFs or SWERFs.
Oh shit, my bad. You’re right. That’s on me man.
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
If the DC trip works out at the end of the month maybe I can bring you some
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I also battle with this issue.
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Might be better to be out of the country when dumb shit goes down.
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
doooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Everyone is thankful for you being on Al Gore's personal world wide internet.
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Never not stunning
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Oh, also: the Flora-Bama lounge is also probably a bad place for a space heater.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Well obviously you drop-kick the ball back to the person like a normal sport.
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
We should have stopped and hit 2027
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM