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I just assume everyone's already dead until confirmed otherwise.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just assume everyone's already dead until confirmed otherwise.
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im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
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There’s no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There’s no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee.
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What brick through yonder window breaks?
March 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What brick through yonder window breaks?
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Handing fake treasure maps to confused passersby
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Handing fake treasure maps to confused passersby
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my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
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I enjoy company in extremely controlled, short bursts like a social cat
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I enjoy company in extremely controlled, short bursts like a social cat
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Just documenting my mood swings here.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just documenting my mood swings here.
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Sometimes the most fucked up thing to say to someone makes the most sense.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes the most fucked up thing to say to someone makes the most sense.
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When I say nothing's wrong what I really mean is I want you to spend the next several hours trying to figure out what's wrong
- women
- women
June 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
When I say nothing's wrong what I really mean is I want you to spend the next several hours trying to figure out what's wrong
- women
- women
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Depression is like being told happiness is right around the corner but you live in a circle
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Depression is like being told happiness is right around the corner but you live in a circle
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several thousand skeets later and i still don’t know wtf i’m doing here
July 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
several thousand skeets later and i still don’t know wtf i’m doing here
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she’s got Betty Crocker eyes
August 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
she’s got Betty Crocker eyes
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i wear my fanny pack tilted to the side so motherfuckas know whassup
June 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i wear my fanny pack tilted to the side so motherfuckas know whassup
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your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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how you gonna eat McDonald’s everyday and have the nerve to call someone else piggy, with your old heifer ass
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
how you gonna eat McDonald’s everyday and have the nerve to call someone else piggy, with your old heifer ass
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I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me
June 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me
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my 5 year plan is to eventually put my phone down
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
my 5 year plan is to eventually put my phone down
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Jesus: *turns water into wine*
Me: nice
Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak*
Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
Me: nice
Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak*
Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
May 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Jesus: *turns water into wine*
Me: nice
Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak*
Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
Me: nice
Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak*
Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
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This place gives me the creeps
Sir, this is IHOP
Whoops sorry, this place gives me the crêpes
Sir, this is IHOP
Whoops sorry, this place gives me the crêpes
November 28, 2024 at 11:40 AM
This place gives me the creeps
Sir, this is IHOP
Whoops sorry, this place gives me the crêpes
Sir, this is IHOP
Whoops sorry, this place gives me the crêpes
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Waitress: what can I get ya?
Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side
Waitress: so you want a glass of rum & a cupcake?
Me: yes please
Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side
Waitress: so you want a glass of rum & a cupcake?
Me: yes please
February 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Waitress: what can I get ya?
Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side
Waitress: so you want a glass of rum & a cupcake?
Me: yes please
Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side
Waitress: so you want a glass of rum & a cupcake?
Me: yes please
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the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day
May 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day
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Panic At The State Of Reality
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Panic At The State Of Reality