Jeff Lackinghair
@freebald.bsky.social
And while they're busy reaching their conclusions we'll be reaching for something else.
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i was walking somewhere in my neighborhood last night and some college aged men started yelling Baba Booey at me over and over again and not knowing what else to do in response I yelled "howard stern's penis" at them and they looked confused. They know the words but not their meaning.
January 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i was walking somewhere in my neighborhood last night and some college aged men started yelling Baba Booey at me over and over again and not knowing what else to do in response I yelled "howard stern's penis" at them and they looked confused. They know the words but not their meaning.
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I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
read the actual bill text and this is quite literally a provision designed solely to impede civil and criminal investigations into United States Senators and their staff. www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
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my God, she's gonna chop off Paul Sheldons other foot, isn't she
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
my God, she's gonna chop off Paul Sheldons other foot, isn't she
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Life hack: if you get pepperballed while eating sushi you don’t need wasabi.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Life hack: if you get pepperballed while eating sushi you don’t need wasabi.
Chuck Schumer and the Democrats versus Trump in '25 evokes Charles Smith and the Knicks versus the Bulls in '93.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Chuck Schumer and the Democrats versus Trump in '25 evokes Charles Smith and the Knicks versus the Bulls in '93.
Spending my Sunday afternoon grateful that on the occasions Caleb Williams does hit his intended receiver in the hands those hands don't work.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Spending my Sunday afternoon grateful that on the occasions Caleb Williams does hit his intended receiver in the hands those hands don't work.
Excellent block by Van Roten
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Excellent block by Van Roten
Younghoe Koo successful on his first field goal attempt as a NY Giant
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Younghoe Koo successful on his first field goal attempt as a NY Giant
Not excited to learn how the rule is written to make a player with the ball in his hands while both his knees touch the end zone ground is not a touchdown.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Not excited to learn how the rule is written to make a player with the ball in his hands while both his knees touch the end zone ground is not a touchdown.
All hail Slayton!
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
All hail Slayton!
But I saw the Speaker of the Republican Vacation House scoff at this, saying "That's only 16% of the population."
The last New York City mayoral candidate to secure over 1 million votes was John Lindsay in 1969.
Zohran Mamdani will be the seventh New York City mayor ever to receive more than 1 million votes.
Zohran Mamdani will be the seventh New York City mayor ever to receive more than 1 million votes.
OVER 1 MILLION VOTES.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
But I saw the Speaker of the Republican Vacation House scoff at this, saying "That's only 16% of the population."
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PGMOL determines that the Englishman did not stomp on the gentleman from Burkina Faso's foot hard enough and that the latter should've fallen less dramatically.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
PGMOL determines that the Englishman did not stomp on the gentleman from Burkina Faso's foot hard enough and that the latter should've fallen less dramatically.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
It took Arsenal to produce the player capable of ending Arsenal's streak of not allowing a goal.
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It took Arsenal to produce the player capable of ending Arsenal's streak of not allowing a goal.
Perhaps we could've avoided this whole AI thing if someone had just told billionaires about Chaturbate.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Perhaps we could've avoided this whole AI thing if someone had just told billionaires about Chaturbate.
Let this be a warning to anyone who may be inclined to stare directly at an eclipse.
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Let this be a warning to anyone who may be inclined to stare directly at an eclipse.
Posting my away message
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Posting my away message
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State Senator Louise Lucas, I must apologize, I was not familiar with your game
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
State Senator Louise Lucas, I must apologize, I was not familiar with your game
American politics would make a lot more sense if the average human lifespan was 2 years. Republicans have realized this and are doing everything in their power to shorten our lifespan.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
American politics would make a lot more sense if the average human lifespan was 2 years. Republicans have realized this and are doing everything in their power to shorten our lifespan.
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isolationism doesn’t work
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
isolationism doesn’t work
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As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
Jealous that if the Blue Jays win they get President Sorrey to host them at the Maple House.
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Jealous that if the Blue Jays win they get President Sorrey to host them at the Maple House.
One of the great privileges of being a baseball fan living in Boston during the '90s is having heard Red Sox radio announcer Joe Castiglione say "Torontonians" many times. May they do it for him tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
One of the great privileges of being a baseball fan living in Boston during the '90s is having heard Red Sox radio announcer Joe Castiglione say "Torontonians" many times. May they do it for him tonight.