CheekyJax
@forevercheeky.bsky.social
Gen X. Reader of fiction, editor by trade. Maga intolerant. My posts are only half truths, duh.
If I don't see it in 5 minutes of scrolling, it doesn't exist.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If I don't see it in 5 minutes of scrolling, it doesn't exist.
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With over 50 years experience, I should be an anxiety consultant. Need anxiety? Contact me.
*waits nervously*
*waits nervously*
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
With over 50 years experience, I should be an anxiety consultant. Need anxiety? Contact me.
*waits nervously*
*waits nervously*
Anyone who can finish Monster - Ed Gein needs to have their hard drive checked.
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Anyone who can finish Monster - Ed Gein needs to have their hard drive checked.
He's literally tearing down the White House and shutting down the government to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He's literally tearing down the White House and shutting down the government to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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Them - Chinese takeout will feed you for 2-3 days.
Me - You obviously don't understand my commitment.
Me - You obviously don't understand my commitment.
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Them - Chinese takeout will feed you for 2-3 days.
Me - You obviously don't understand my commitment.
Me - You obviously don't understand my commitment.
🖕
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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📣Breaking📣 Self proclaimed alpha male throws a fit and demands an investigation when forced to use his legs and walk up steps❗
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
📣Breaking📣 Self proclaimed alpha male throws a fit and demands an investigation when forced to use his legs and walk up steps❗
Anyone who says "I'm really good at this stuff" are always most certainly NOT good at anything.
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Anyone who says "I'm really good at this stuff" are always most certainly NOT good at anything.
Can't focus today, waiting on the rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Can't focus today, waiting on the rapture.
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Never underestimate my ability to stay in bed three days straight due to severe depression
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Never underestimate my ability to stay in bed three days straight due to severe depression
Opps, my bad.
Apparently Trump doesn't like this photo,,,,
(because there’s no sense of humor in a dictatorship),,,
and doesn't want it shared on social media.
You know what to do.
(because there’s no sense of humor in a dictatorship),,,
and doesn't want it shared on social media.
You know what to do.
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Opps, my bad.
I wish we got notifications of unfollowers and unfrienders. I'd like to send them a thank you card.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I wish we got notifications of unfollowers and unfrienders. I'd like to send them a thank you card.
In my defense, I was super productive for over 4 hours. The next 4 hours are mine.
Now do you mind giving my nap blankie back?
And get the light?
Now do you mind giving my nap blankie back?
And get the light?
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In my defense, I was super productive for over 4 hours. The next 4 hours are mine.
Now do you mind giving my nap blankie back?
And get the light?
Now do you mind giving my nap blankie back?
And get the light?
IDGAF who you are, how big you are, or what gender you are. If you try to intimidate me by getting in my space... I'll just make it weird for the fun of it and move closer.
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
IDGAF who you are, how big you are, or what gender you are. If you try to intimidate me by getting in my space... I'll just make it weird for the fun of it and move closer.
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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special
The irony of anonymous accounts doxing people in an effort to get them fired. Show your face and name, cowards.
September 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The irony of anonymous accounts doxing people in an effort to get them fired. Show your face and name, cowards.
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Calling in sick of all my favorite actors dying this year
September 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Calling in sick of all my favorite actors dying this year
Sorry, boss. I spent my weekend weekending so now I most scroll. 🤳
September 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Sorry, boss. I spent my weekend weekending so now I most scroll. 🤳
Not in my lifetime, but I get it. Sad.
.
Yep, and it's just what Red Soviet Communist Russian ENEMY
Putin
wanted.
Worked out perfectly for ENEMY Russia
&
he's got his little PUPPET tRumpski
on
PUPPET STRINGS, pulling, pulling, pulling away
&
NO SANCTIONS, PUTIN ORDERS tRumpski
&
PUPPET tRumpski says, "Yes, Sir! Of course not, Boss."
Yep, and it's just what Red Soviet Communist Russian ENEMY
Putin
wanted.
Worked out perfectly for ENEMY Russia
&
he's got his little PUPPET tRumpski
on
PUPPET STRINGS, pulling, pulling, pulling away
&
NO SANCTIONS, PUTIN ORDERS tRumpski
&
PUPPET tRumpski says, "Yes, Sir! Of course not, Boss."
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not in my lifetime, but I get it. Sad.
Remember when we could stretch without our shoulders revolting in protest? Good times.
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Remember when we could stretch without our shoulders revolting in protest? Good times.
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The grift is unstoppable.
September 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The grift is unstoppable.
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At this age the only clubs I'll be going to are Sam's, BJ's or Costco.
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
At this age the only clubs I'll be going to are Sam's, BJ's or Costco.
My daughter insists the expensive cat food is her cat's favorite.
Sis, your cats are college student cats, they broke too.
Sis, your cats are college student cats, they broke too.
September 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My daughter insists the expensive cat food is her cat's favorite.
Sis, your cats are college student cats, they broke too.
Sis, your cats are college student cats, they broke too.
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You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.