WhiskeyStu
@whiskeystu.bsky.social
Irish writer/shitetalker/creative. #ActuallyAutistic
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WhiskeyStu
@whiskeystu.bsky.social
· Dec 9
You're truly an adult when you base all of your decisions on how tired you're likely to be in any given situation.
This is what Trump meant when he said he'd bring jobs back for Americans.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This is what Trump meant when he said he'd bring jobs back for Americans.
Can't believe Donald Trump is the first gay president.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Can't believe Donald Trump is the first gay president.
Awwwh cute, Trump wanted to lock Hilary up just so him and Bill could be together.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Awwwh cute, Trump wanted to lock Hilary up just so him and Bill could be together.
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Ima tell my grandkids this was Donald Trump and Bill Clinton
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ima tell my grandkids this was Donald Trump and Bill Clinton
Gross Old Paedophiles
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
Reactions mounted Thursday after a woman sharing her story for the first time said that then-Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) sexually abused her when she was just 17, while she was living in a homeless shelter...
www.rawstory.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Gross Old Paedophiles
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[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
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I have created an AI companion that will interact with your other AI companions so you don't have to use the stupid shit. Give me a billion dollars, venture capitalists.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I have created an AI companion that will interact with your other AI companions so you don't have to use the stupid shit. Give me a billion dollars, venture capitalists.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
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This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China’s CO2 emissions have been flat or falling for past 18 months, analysis finds
World’s biggest polluter on track to hit peak emissions target early but miss goal for cutting carbon intensity
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
This is brilliant.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is brilliant.
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PLURIBUS is fucking excellent so far.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
PLURIBUS is fucking excellent so far.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Watched the first episode of Pluribus about 6 pints deep after the pub. Which I feel is the optimal viewing experience for one of the maddest first episodes in TV history. Strap the fuck in, this promises to be hilariously demented.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Watched the first episode of Pluribus about 6 pints deep after the pub. Which I feel is the optimal viewing experience for one of the maddest first episodes in TV history. Strap the fuck in, this promises to be hilariously demented.
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Anecdotal of course but I talked to a guy yesterday and he was very upset with the state of things.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anecdotal of course but I talked to a guy yesterday and he was very upset with the state of things.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
Shit lads, I just said "The milky bars are on me" to some younger people. Needless to say, they're not familiar with The Milky Bar kid.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Shit lads, I just said "The milky bars are on me" to some younger people. Needless to say, they're not familiar with The Milky Bar kid.
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A stunning piece of work & masterclass in communication of a complex subject.
"The platform's influence on Britain's streets is no longer subtle - it's stark and unmistakable. But finding a fix that satisfies all sides of the debate remains a near-impossible task."
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
"The platform's influence on Britain's streets is no longer subtle - it's stark and unmistakable. But finding a fix that satisfies all sides of the debate remains a near-impossible task."
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A stunning piece of work & masterclass in communication of a complex subject.
"The platform's influence on Britain's streets is no longer subtle - it's stark and unmistakable. But finding a fix that satisfies all sides of the debate remains a near-impossible task."
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
"The platform's influence on Britain's streets is no longer subtle - it's stark and unmistakable. But finding a fix that satisfies all sides of the debate remains a near-impossible task."
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
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"Look, Mamdani's win is both the worst thing to ever happen and totally meaningless; his supporters are stupid rich kids and also dedicated communist-terrorist infiltrators; and, as I argue in this, my 12th op-ed on him, it's strange that we all keep talking about him so much."
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Look, Mamdani's win is both the worst thing to ever happen and totally meaningless; his supporters are stupid rich kids and also dedicated communist-terrorist infiltrators; and, as I argue in this, my 12th op-ed on him, it's strange that we all keep talking about him so much."
It's crazy how much Zohran's attraction is built on him just genuinely giving a shit about people.
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's crazy how much Zohran's attraction is built on him just genuinely giving a shit about people.
As always, it's privatise the profits and socialise the losses.
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OpenAI probably can’t make ends meet. That’s where you come in.
If you thought the 2008 bank bailout was bad, wait til you see the 2026 AI bailout
garymarcus.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As always, it's privatise the profits and socialise the losses.
garymarcus.substack.com/p/if-you-tho...
garymarcus.substack.com/p/if-you-tho...
I thought MAGA were against pointless participation trophies?
The FIFA boss has unveiled a “Peace Prize” to be handed out at the World Cup draw, weeks after Trump’s Nobel humiliation.
Trump Pal Makes Up New FIFA Peace Prize After President‘s Nobel Snub
The FIFA boss has unveiled a “Peace Prize” to be handed out at the World Cup draw, weeks after Trump’s Nobel humiliation.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I thought MAGA were against pointless participation trophies?
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it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic
I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic