Thariq Amir
@lefalsenumber12.bsky.social
Well, hello there.
I make memes, puns and I once made my own short toon too.
https://www.behance.net/ThariqAmir
I make memes, puns and I once made my own short toon too.
https://www.behance.net/ThariqAmir
It’s such a non-story. There are enough fan cammers out there to talk about this rubbish.
Why does the BBC think it’s worth covering?
Why does the BBC think it’s worth covering?
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It’s such a non-story. There are enough fan cammers out there to talk about this rubbish.
Why does the BBC think it’s worth covering?
Why does the BBC think it’s worth covering?
His bonce was playing Casemiro off, clearly.
Is this really newsworthy? (Rhetorical question)
Is this really newsworthy? (Rhetorical question)
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 AM
His bonce was playing Casemiro off, clearly.
Is this really newsworthy? (Rhetorical question)
Is this really newsworthy? (Rhetorical question)
How long does a football term need to be in existence before it enters PFM territory?
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
How long does a football term need to be in existence before it enters PFM territory?
Reposted by Thariq Amir
Nuno ball is like a heretical sin but he invited Utd back into it
West Ham dropped deeper instead of going toe-to-toe higher up the pitch and the chances for Casemiro & Zirkzee were warning signs
It wasn’t a good performance but I think Utd deserve some credit for taking advantage of that invite
West Ham dropped deeper instead of going toe-to-toe higher up the pitch and the chances for Casemiro & Zirkzee were warning signs
It wasn’t a good performance but I think Utd deserve some credit for taking advantage of that invite
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Nuno ball is like a heretical sin but he invited Utd back into it
West Ham dropped deeper instead of going toe-to-toe higher up the pitch and the chances for Casemiro & Zirkzee were warning signs
It wasn’t a good performance but I think Utd deserve some credit for taking advantage of that invite
West Ham dropped deeper instead of going toe-to-toe higher up the pitch and the chances for Casemiro & Zirkzee were warning signs
It wasn’t a good performance but I think Utd deserve some credit for taking advantage of that invite
Do think some cult members were licking their lips there. Probably disappointed with Sesko’s leveller
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Do think some cult members were licking their lips there. Probably disappointed with Sesko’s leveller
Given how off-key United were this match a point isn’t awful
Played into Nuno’s hands for most of the game but fair play they found a way back. Superb finish by Sesko
Tip of the hat to Leny Yoro too who made two vital defensive blocks when Utd were 1-0 down
Food for thought for Carrick
Played into Nuno’s hands for most of the game but fair play they found a way back. Superb finish by Sesko
Tip of the hat to Leny Yoro too who made two vital defensive blocks when Utd were 1-0 down
Food for thought for Carrick
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Given how off-key United were this match a point isn’t awful
Played into Nuno’s hands for most of the game but fair play they found a way back. Superb finish by Sesko
Tip of the hat to Leny Yoro too who made two vital defensive blocks when Utd were 1-0 down
Food for thought for Carrick
Played into Nuno’s hands for most of the game but fair play they found a way back. Superb finish by Sesko
Tip of the hat to Leny Yoro too who made two vital defensive blocks when Utd were 1-0 down
Food for thought for Carrick
That’s on Shaw.
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
That’s on Shaw.
Cagey first half, comfortable to a point.
Nuno side doing what a Nuno side does.
Seems like a mistake could be a route to the first goal.
Dalot needs to be sharper. Stopped one or two promising attacks & made some risky decisions too.
Nuno side doing what a Nuno side does.
Seems like a mistake could be a route to the first goal.
Dalot needs to be sharper. Stopped one or two promising attacks & made some risky decisions too.
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Cagey first half, comfortable to a point.
Nuno side doing what a Nuno side does.
Seems like a mistake could be a route to the first goal.
Dalot needs to be sharper. Stopped one or two promising attacks & made some risky decisions too.
Nuno side doing what a Nuno side does.
Seems like a mistake could be a route to the first goal.
Dalot needs to be sharper. Stopped one or two promising attacks & made some risky decisions too.
The thumbs up *chef’s kiss*
February 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The thumbs up *chef’s kiss*
And lo a meme template was born
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
And lo a meme template was born
Szoboszlai on the other hand…
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Szoboszlai on the other hand…
That free kick was Sterling-esque
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
That free kick was Sterling-esque
Long may it continue
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Long may it continue
Michael Oliver though. He’s rubbish.
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Michael Oliver though. He’s rubbish.
United should have had a penalty. Maguire was fouled by Van de Wen
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
United should have had a penalty. Maguire was fouled by Van de Wen
That’s how to secure points against 10 men.
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
That’s how to secure points against 10 men.
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
What a finish by Bruno. That should be the points
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
What a finish by Bruno. That should be the points
An unexpected question for Carrick to answer.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
An unexpected question for Carrick to answer.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
Reposted by Thariq Amir
Ethical Set Piece FC
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ethical Set Piece FC
Set piece FC strikes again!
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Set piece FC strikes again!
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
Dreadful challenge and unnecessary too. Deserved red for Romero.
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Dreadful challenge and unnecessary too. Deserved red for Romero.
Reposted by Thariq Amir
Something grim about a world where the only consequence for enabling an abuser of children is: not getting to wear jewels that you inherited. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
‘Can Mette-Marit be queen after this?’: Rape trial and Epstein files bring double crisis for Norway’s royals
Marius Borg Høiby pleads not guilty in court while pressure mounts against his crown princess mother over Epstein friendship
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Something grim about a world where the only consequence for enabling an abuser of children is: not getting to wear jewels that you inherited. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
Reposted by Thariq Amir
A very special captain’s armband for @B_Fernandes8 today ❤️
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
A very special captain’s armband for @B_Fernandes8 today ❤️
FFS Leith!
Wondering where the sunshine has gone?
Spare a thought for northeast Scotland; Aberdeen Dyce hasn't recorded any sunshine since 21 January! This is provisionally the longest sunless period here since records began in 1957 ☁️
Spare a thought for northeast Scotland; Aberdeen Dyce hasn't recorded any sunshine since 21 January! This is provisionally the longest sunless period here since records began in 1957 ☁️
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
FFS Leith!