Thariq Amir
@lefalsenumber12.bsky.social
Well, hello there.
I make memes, puns and I once made my own short toon too.
https://www.behance.net/ThariqAmir
I make memes, puns and I once made my own short toon too.
https://www.behance.net/ThariqAmir
The thumbs up *chef’s kiss*
February 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The thumbs up *chef’s kiss*
And lo a meme template was born
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
And lo a meme template was born
That free kick was Sterling-esque
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
That free kick was Sterling-esque
United should have had a penalty. Maguire was fouled by Van de Wen
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
United should have had a penalty. Maguire was fouled by Van de Wen
That’s how to secure points against 10 men.
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
That’s how to secure points against 10 men.
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
United seemed to play within themselves but always seemed to have enough to ease to victory. Carrick beats Spurs first time of asking.
Another clean sheet & didn’t give Oliver an excuse to affect the game.
A good win & good way to commemorate the Babes
What a finish by Bruno. That should be the points
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
What a finish by Bruno. That should be the points
An unexpected question for Carrick to answer.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
An unexpected question for Carrick to answer.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
Spurs down to 10 so can he guide Utd to another result? Signs are good so far but he needs to make sure that Utd don’t become complacent.
A second goal will further settle nerves & may just push Spurs into damage limitation mode.
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Ethical Set Piece FC
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ethical Set Piece FC
Set piece FC strikes again!
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Set piece FC strikes again!
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
Lovely goal.
Nice to score against 10-men
Dreadful challenge and unnecessary too. Deserved red for Romero.
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Dreadful challenge and unnecessary too. Deserved red for Romero.
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Something grim about a world where the only consequence for enabling an abuser of children is: not getting to wear jewels that you inherited. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
‘Can Mette-Marit be queen after this?’: Rape trial and Epstein files bring double crisis for Norway’s royals
Marius Borg Høiby pleads not guilty in court while pressure mounts against his crown princess mother over Epstein friendship
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Something grim about a world where the only consequence for enabling an abuser of children is: not getting to wear jewels that you inherited. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
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A very special captain’s armband for @B_Fernandes8 today ❤️
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
A very special captain’s armband for @B_Fernandes8 today ❤️
FFS Leith!
Wondering where the sunshine has gone?
Spare a thought for northeast Scotland; Aberdeen Dyce hasn't recorded any sunshine since 21 January! This is provisionally the longest sunless period here since records began in 1957 ☁️
Spare a thought for northeast Scotland; Aberdeen Dyce hasn't recorded any sunshine since 21 January! This is provisionally the longest sunless period here since records began in 1957 ☁️
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
FFS Leith!
The Glazers are worried about Utd underperforming commercially.
When they find out who loaded the club with massive debt, neglected Old Trafford & trusted Ed Woodward to run the club for a decade which led to this decline I’m sure they’ll give them a thorough ticking off.
When they find out who loaded the club with massive debt, neglected Old Trafford & trusted Ed Woodward to run the club for a decade which led to this decline I’m sure they’ll give them a thorough ticking off.
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The Glazers are worried about Utd underperforming commercially.
When they find out who loaded the club with massive debt, neglected Old Trafford & trusted Ed Woodward to run the club for a decade which led to this decline I’m sure they’ll give them a thorough ticking off.
When they find out who loaded the club with massive debt, neglected Old Trafford & trusted Ed Woodward to run the club for a decade which led to this decline I’m sure they’ll give them a thorough ticking off.
This sounds like a job for Dick Pound
‘Penis injection’ doping claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
‘Penis injection’ doping claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
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Bild claims acid injections used to alter suit measurements
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Wada: ‘If anything was to come to the surface we would look at it’
During its 26-year history, the World Anti-Doping Agency has faced thousands of questions about athletes using illicit substances. Thursday, however, surely marked the first time it was asked whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further.
The Wada president Witold Banka’s reaction? “Ski jumping is very popular in Poland [Banka’s home country] so I promise you I’m going to look at it,” he said, with a wry smile. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This sounds like a job for Dick Pound
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No coming back from this, for either of them.
“Getting rid of Morgan is our only way back..." why many Labour MPs now think McSweeney's exit is the only way to save Starmer's leadership and why some think it will just bring the Prime Minister down too
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/05/p...
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/05/p...
Peter Mandelson's Downfall Puts Morgan McSweeney's Future in Doubt
Keir Starmer insists he is sticking by his chief adviser in the wake of the Mandelson scandal, but others have their doubts, reports Adam Bienkov
bylinetimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
No coming back from this, for either of them.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Did no one pause to think that she’s in a war zone?
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Did no one pause to think that she’s in a war zone?
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My "By the way, my name was mentioned in the files 37 times, but just to repeat, I never met Epstein and I never went to the island" t shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt
Nigel Farage tells the Reform press conference on pubs: "By the way, my name was mentioned in the files 37 times, but just to repeat, I never met Epstein and I never went to the island"
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My "By the way, my name was mentioned in the files 37 times, but just to repeat, I never met Epstein and I never went to the island" t shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the shirt
No amount of protestation or gesturing should see Starmer through this.
That wing of the Labour Party is complicit so no one from there should be in with a sniff of power.
Trust was placed in him & he disregarded it.
Reform & the Tories should be squirming too. Neither are trustworthy either.
That wing of the Labour Party is complicit so no one from there should be in with a sniff of power.
Trust was placed in him & he disregarded it.
Reform & the Tories should be squirming too. Neither are trustworthy either.
I have never seen anger like this on the Labour benches in private and in public. This is the kind of territory where things can move very fast.
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
No amount of protestation or gesturing should see Starmer through this.
That wing of the Labour Party is complicit so no one from there should be in with a sniff of power.
Trust was placed in him & he disregarded it.
Reform & the Tories should be squirming too. Neither are trustworthy either.
That wing of the Labour Party is complicit so no one from there should be in with a sniff of power.
Trust was placed in him & he disregarded it.
Reform & the Tories should be squirming too. Neither are trustworthy either.
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Feels increasingly like a long shot he even makes it to the devolved gov/local elections bloodbath in May
I have never seen anger like this on the Labour benches in private and in public. This is the kind of territory where things can move very fast.
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Feels increasingly like a long shot he even makes it to the devolved gov/local elections bloodbath in May
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the great sphinx
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
the great sphinx
I guess City still have time to spend half a billion between now and the end of the window to “strengthen”
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I guess City still have time to spend half a billion between now and the end of the window to “strengthen”
Strewth! What a finish by Solanke!
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Strewth! What a finish by Solanke!
That ball by Bruno to Sesko was absolutely sensational
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
That ball by Bruno to Sesko was absolutely sensational