Schmidt Takes
@floridaman4040.bsky.social
Florida-Man. A current resident of the Floridian institute for the criminally flatulent. Dry Aged 27 years
Aspiring Screenwriter
He/Him
Aspiring Screenwriter
He/Him
Pinned
#Promosky
Follow me if you enjoy:
-Mass Effect
-Baldur's Gate 3
-Wakfu
-Owl House
-Gravity Falls
-Zenless Zone Zero
-MCU
-DC
-Transformers
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Borderlands
-My Hero Academia
-RWBY
-Dinosaurs & Nature
-Amphibia
Follow me if you enjoy:
-Mass Effect
-Baldur's Gate 3
-Wakfu
-Owl House
-Gravity Falls
-Zenless Zone Zero
-MCU
-DC
-Transformers
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Borderlands
-My Hero Academia
-RWBY
-Dinosaurs & Nature
-Amphibia
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Women want one thing*, and it's disgusting.
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Women want one thing*, and it's disgusting.
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
*A graphic novel about queer love, modern trans existence, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead, through the medium of a superpowered teenager learning how to be a hero. (GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN)
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Insane 24 hours following what I assumed would be my most lukewarm take of all time
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Insane 24 hours following what I assumed would be my most lukewarm take of all time
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"Leftists are all vegans who can't appreciate the pleasures of life. If they see a boob, they explode."
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Leftists are all vegans who can't appreciate the pleasures of life. If they see a boob, they explode."
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
Meanwhile the average anarchist trans woman on here:
*chugs baja blast while hitting a joint and tugging a leash* MY POLYCULE NEEDS A 4TH FOR MAHJONG, WANNA BET YOURSELF TO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE?
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When she picks up the 500 pound weights
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
When she picks up the 500 pound weights
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I still have a roof over my head and food to eat because I have a husband and access to credit cards, not because of writing.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I still have a roof over my head and food to eat because I have a husband and access to credit cards, not because of writing.
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I'm SoulCastle.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm SoulCastle.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
I'm an aspiring filmmaker just trying to get by on a crappy job.
I'd love to make stories for animated movies, shows, comics, and video games.
My pfp is The Weatherman from Image Comics, one of my favorite comics ever.
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Hey, I know I don't post a lot on here. Mainly because I'm anxious of talking on social media, but I also don't think that people would be interested in what I have to say.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
a man in a spiderman suit is dancing in front of a neon sign that says alright
ALT: a man in a spiderman suit is dancing in front of a neon sign that says alright
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey, I know I don't post a lot on here. Mainly because I'm anxious of talking on social media, but I also don't think that people would be interested in what I have to say.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
So I thought I'd say hi and really introduce myself and put myself out there.
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People who don't think fat women are attractive are weak and will not survive the winter. Send tweet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
People who don't think fat women are attractive are weak and will not survive the winter. Send tweet.
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
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Hey, watch us get cancelled! Listen the latest episode of Le Crap, featuring 1938's The Terror of Tiny Town, out now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and your favorite streaming platforms. shorturl.at/qTWXp
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey, watch us get cancelled! Listen the latest episode of Le Crap, featuring 1938's The Terror of Tiny Town, out now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and your favorite streaming platforms. shorturl.at/qTWXp
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Lil WIP of how some characters met
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Lil WIP of how some characters met
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Update: turns out Catwoman Lonely City is still in my backpack
It’s been there for a week and I forgot about it
lol thanks past Anne for a little present 😁
It’s been there for a week and I forgot about it
lol thanks past Anne for a little present 😁
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Update: turns out Catwoman Lonely City is still in my backpack
It’s been there for a week and I forgot about it
lol thanks past Anne for a little present 😁
It’s been there for a week and I forgot about it
lol thanks past Anne for a little present 😁
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And just because I want it clear
Hey
Criticism is fine
It’s great
It’s needed
And in this particular instance I probably agree with the criticism (I haven’t read it so I don’t have anything to criticize yet)
Telling someone to die is not criticism lol
Hey
Criticism is fine
It’s great
It’s needed
And in this particular instance I probably agree with the criticism (I haven’t read it so I don’t have anything to criticize yet)
Telling someone to die is not criticism lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And just because I want it clear
Hey
Criticism is fine
It’s great
It’s needed
And in this particular instance I probably agree with the criticism (I haven’t read it so I don’t have anything to criticize yet)
Telling someone to die is not criticism lol
Hey
Criticism is fine
It’s great
It’s needed
And in this particular instance I probably agree with the criticism (I haven’t read it so I don’t have anything to criticize yet)
Telling someone to die is not criticism lol
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Hey uh
Don’t care what the writer did to your fictional bestie
Death threats are insane and so are you.
Because the character is fake, the person is not.
Calm the fuck down, and move on.
Learn how to offer criticism like a fucking adult.
Don’t care what the writer did to your fictional bestie
Death threats are insane and so are you.
Because the character is fake, the person is not.
Calm the fuck down, and move on.
Learn how to offer criticism like a fucking adult.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey uh
Don’t care what the writer did to your fictional bestie
Death threats are insane and so are you.
Because the character is fake, the person is not.
Calm the fuck down, and move on.
Learn how to offer criticism like a fucking adult.
Don’t care what the writer did to your fictional bestie
Death threats are insane and so are you.
Because the character is fake, the person is not.
Calm the fuck down, and move on.
Learn how to offer criticism like a fucking adult.
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Here’s 4 I’ve seen for the first time just this year
The Secret of NIHM (80s)
The Quick and the Dead (90s)
Memories of Murder (00s)
Ballad of Wallis Island (20s)
The Secret of NIHM (80s)
The Quick and the Dead (90s)
Memories of Murder (00s)
Ballad of Wallis Island (20s)
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Here’s 4 I’ve seen for the first time just this year
The Secret of NIHM (80s)
The Quick and the Dead (90s)
Memories of Murder (00s)
Ballad of Wallis Island (20s)
The Secret of NIHM (80s)
The Quick and the Dead (90s)
Memories of Murder (00s)
Ballad of Wallis Island (20s)
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This is Mask(unsure about his name right now)
A notorious hacker from the slums of Vertex city. While capable of shutting down most cyber upgrades a person or machine has.
When it comes to physical encounters, he might as well as runaway
A notorious hacker from the slums of Vertex city. While capable of shutting down most cyber upgrades a person or machine has.
When it comes to physical encounters, he might as well as runaway
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This is Mask(unsure about his name right now)
A notorious hacker from the slums of Vertex city. While capable of shutting down most cyber upgrades a person or machine has.
When it comes to physical encounters, he might as well as runaway
A notorious hacker from the slums of Vertex city. While capable of shutting down most cyber upgrades a person or machine has.
When it comes to physical encounters, he might as well as runaway
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I feel a Wonder Woman fixation coming on.
I have to read more.
I have to read more.
a woman in a wonder woman costume has a star on her head
Alt: Wonder Woman
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I feel a Wonder Woman fixation coming on.
I have to read more.
I have to read more.
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Thread of my Bloody Roar redesigns from a few years ago #BloodyRoar I still think they look pretty good. If you're wondering why some of their beast forms are changed, I decided as a challenge to make them ALL animals, even the ones who were like weird alien experiments.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thread of my Bloody Roar redesigns from a few years ago #BloodyRoar I still think they look pretty good. If you're wondering why some of their beast forms are changed, I decided as a challenge to make them ALL animals, even the ones who were like weird alien experiments.
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three men in yellow raincoats and hats holding umbrellas in the rain
ALT: three men in yellow raincoats and hats holding umbrellas in the rain
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Stardust has Robert De Niro playing a gay pirate captain, Michele Pfeifer as an evil witch, Mark Strong as an angry prince, and Charlie Cox as a lil idiot, it’s got literally everything, it is everything.
You were 10 years too early for Romantasy, Stardust. The TikTok girlies would have LOVED you.
You were 10 years too early for Romantasy, Stardust. The TikTok girlies would have LOVED you.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Stardust has Robert De Niro playing a gay pirate captain, Michele Pfeifer as an evil witch, Mark Strong as an angry prince, and Charlie Cox as a lil idiot, it’s got literally everything, it is everything.
You were 10 years too early for Romantasy, Stardust. The TikTok girlies would have LOVED you.
You were 10 years too early for Romantasy, Stardust. The TikTok girlies would have LOVED you.
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My personal state of anxiety is always feeling like I’ve definitely forgotten some important responsibility but I have no idea what it could be
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My personal state of anxiety is always feeling like I’ve definitely forgotten some important responsibility but I have no idea what it could be
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Ask your rep to help put a stop to genocide. punishgenocide.org?source=direc...
Tell Congress: Recognize and Punish Israel's Genocide in Gaza
Ask your Representative to co-sponsor the new resolution that would formally recognize Israel's genocide in Gaza and push the US to fulfill its legal duty to prevent and punish genocide.
punishgenocide.org
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ask your rep to help put a stop to genocide. punishgenocide.org?source=direc...
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If CA gets to keep its new maps and Texas doesn't, it would just be the most delicious thing ever.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If CA gets to keep its new maps and Texas doesn't, it would just be the most delicious thing ever.