Schmidt Takes
@floridaman4040.bsky.social
Florida-Man. A current resident of the Floridian institute for the criminally flatulent. Dry Aged 27 years
Aspiring Screenwriter
He/Him
Aspiring Screenwriter
He/Him
ALWAYS.
I myself may not be LGBTQ, but I will always defend the rights of those within the LGBTQ community.
I will not rest until you are all able to pursue happiness, safety, liberty, and love without harassment and hatred from the ignorant.
I love yall 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I myself may not be LGBTQ, but I will always defend the rights of those within the LGBTQ community.
I will not rest until you are all able to pursue happiness, safety, liberty, and love without harassment and hatred from the ignorant.
I love yall 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ALWAYS.
I myself may not be LGBTQ, but I will always defend the rights of those within the LGBTQ community.
I will not rest until you are all able to pursue happiness, safety, liberty, and love without harassment and hatred from the ignorant.
I love yall 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I myself may not be LGBTQ, but I will always defend the rights of those within the LGBTQ community.
I will not rest until you are all able to pursue happiness, safety, liberty, and love without harassment and hatred from the ignorant.
I love yall 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
You will be visited by three spirits...
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
Schmidt-Coded Characters
Hard Mode: Live-Action Only
Hard Mode: Live-Action Only
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Schmidt-Coded Characters
Hard Mode: Live-Action Only
Hard Mode: Live-Action Only
I have no defense for Meghan Trainor, but you will have to pry Tom Cardy from my Cold dead hands.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I have no defense for Meghan Trainor, but you will have to pry Tom Cardy from my Cold dead hands.
Look I have no defense for this other than the fact Been Like This is a fucking bop and I will not apologize for that.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Look I have no defense for this other than the fact Been Like This is a fucking bop and I will not apologize for that.
I'm not ready...
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm not ready...
Yeah I could totally see this thing saying some kind of racial slur.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yeah I could totally see this thing saying some kind of racial slur.
Strong Floor, No ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Strong Floor, No ceiling
Post your favorite character from Lord of the Rings, Wrong answers only:
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Post your favorite character from Lord of the Rings, Wrong answers only:
Way ahead of you Anne!
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Way ahead of you Anne!
I always love Cyborg characters that are based on animals :)
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I always love Cyborg characters that are based on animals :)
Judge ME based on 4 of my Favorite Films, GO!
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Judge ME based on 4 of my Favorite Films, GO!
Same actor as a hero and a villain.
(Well voice actor but still)
(Well voice actor but still)
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Same actor as a hero and a villain.
(Well voice actor but still)
(Well voice actor but still)
It's a tossup between Brian Kesinger and Tracy Yardley.
Both of their art styles are just so fun and expressive.
I don't even need a story I just wanna look at their art 😂
Both of their art styles are just so fun and expressive.
I don't even need a story I just wanna look at their art 😂
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's a tossup between Brian Kesinger and Tracy Yardley.
Both of their art styles are just so fun and expressive.
I don't even need a story I just wanna look at their art 😂
Both of their art styles are just so fun and expressive.
I don't even need a story I just wanna look at their art 😂
Born 500 million years too late for peak shrimping 😔
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Born 500 million years too late for peak shrimping 😔
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I feel so bad for that one Mall-Santa who probably took the name literally, thinking it was supposed to be a group of people talking about their love of Christmas stuff, and went to a meeting.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I feel so bad for that one Mall-Santa who probably took the name literally, thinking it was supposed to be a group of people talking about their love of Christmas stuff, and went to a meeting.
Here is Roq.
Giant Alien Parrot Man :)
Giant Alien Parrot Man :)
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Here is Roq.
Giant Alien Parrot Man :)
Giant Alien Parrot Man :)
Miss Piggy but I think it'd be a crime to sleep on Sweetums
September 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Miss Piggy but I think it'd be a crime to sleep on Sweetums
Post a female character you love. 💖
September 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Post a female character you love. 💖
I admit this is gonna sound a little like shilling for a company I honestly don't know much about:
Have you thought about approaching Glitch Productions?
Not sure what level of resources you need, but they do have a built in fanbase filled with people who are more than likely Infinity Train fans
Have you thought about approaching Glitch Productions?
Not sure what level of resources you need, but they do have a built in fanbase filled with people who are more than likely Infinity Train fans
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I admit this is gonna sound a little like shilling for a company I honestly don't know much about:
Have you thought about approaching Glitch Productions?
Not sure what level of resources you need, but they do have a built in fanbase filled with people who are more than likely Infinity Train fans
Have you thought about approaching Glitch Productions?
Not sure what level of resources you need, but they do have a built in fanbase filled with people who are more than likely Infinity Train fans
My one drive seems to think I live a more exciting life then I actually do 🙄😂😭
August 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My one drive seems to think I live a more exciting life then I actually do 🙄😂😭
Oh my god it's Measurehead from Disco Elysium.
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh my god it's Measurehead from Disco Elysium.
Got two: Even with as much damage as Killing Joke did to Barbara, I can't help but love it. It's such a well told story.
And then Lore Olympus: it's Fifty Shades meets Greek Mythology, I can't help but love it, melodrama and all.
And then Lore Olympus: it's Fifty Shades meets Greek Mythology, I can't help but love it, melodrama and all.
August 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Got two: Even with as much damage as Killing Joke did to Barbara, I can't help but love it. It's such a well told story.
And then Lore Olympus: it's Fifty Shades meets Greek Mythology, I can't help but love it, melodrama and all.
And then Lore Olympus: it's Fifty Shades meets Greek Mythology, I can't help but love it, melodrama and all.