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As blueskyroast says:
The Enigmatic Garden Gnome of Bluesky

A curious blend of humor, chaos, and cat chaos!
"Only here for the kittens and the occasional existential crisis.”
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Dr. Harry Maisch, a paleontologist at Florida Gulf Coast University, has made a groundbreaking discovery: several shark and ray species in fossil form — never before recorded in Florida.
Paleontologist uncovers a lost world beneath Florida's Gulf Coast
Dr. Harry Maisch, a paleontologist at Florida Gulf Coast University, has made a groundbreaking discovery: several shark and ray species in fossil form — never before recorded in Florida.
www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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-Fossil fuel pollution makes hurricanes stronger
-Big Oil knew in 1954
-Solar panels were invented in 1881
-The sun sends us 18,000x more energy than we use
-Solar could power the world with just 0.3% of land (less than the land footprint of fossil fuel)

📍Black River, St Elizabeth, Jamaica #melissa
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane Melissa.
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Oh wow
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨In a move criticized by medical professionals, Lee County School District becomes the first in the State of Florida to eliminate vaccine mandates for students. #florida #vaccines #publichealth #breakingnews
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41.

Here’s the President of the United States of America.
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Flood Advisory issued September 17 at 3:16PM EDT until September 17 at 5:15PM EDT by NWS Tampa Bay Ruskin FL
Additional Details Here.
September 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Hundreds of prisoners at #Florida Gov. Ron DeSastrous' Everglades concentration camp have fallen off the grid. One Guatemalan man detained at the tent site was accidentally deported to Guatemala before a scheduled bond hearing
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i... via @miamiherald.com
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Germany’s famous study showed over 80% insect declines in farmland over 27 years. “Those findings were often blamed on pesticides and habitat loss. Sockman’s work shows something different. Insects are collapsing even in a meadow with little human pressure. Climate itself may be enough.”
Over 20 yrs of flying insect counts at a remote high(3000m)-mountain meadow in Colorado (by a very dedicated observer) shows insect counts fell by an average of 6.6%/yr, overall a 72.4% drop. The main culprit was rising summer temperatures, especially warmer nights. ½

www.earth.com/news/remote-...
Remote mountain meadow confirms global insect crisis
Colorado mountains study shows insect numbers dropped 72% in 20 years, driven mainly by warming summer nights.
www.earth.com
September 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🚨 Flash Flood Warning issued August 10 at 9:00AM EDT until August 10 at 11:15AM EDT by NWS Tampa Bay Ruskin FL 🚨
Additional Details Here.
August 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Serious, gourmet shit!
Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Meanwhile, everywhere: "Things aren't just getting worse. They are getting worse faster."

The Extreme Weather Report, Jun 26, 2025.
June 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
But we’ve got money for parades
A huge blow was dealt to hurricane forecasters this week as a critical tool was abruptly terminated by the Department of Defense and NOAA. The immediate discontinuation of data from three weather satellites will severely impact hurricane forecasts this season and beyond. More ⬇️
Critical Hurricane Forecast Tool Abruptly Terminated
U.S. Department of Defense announced Tuesday it would no longer process and deliver data essential to most hurricane forecasts
michaelrlowry.substack.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The Extreme Weather Report, June 5, 2025.

Alarming. But not surprising. And definitely not natural.
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Is this the kind of radar “hooks” they always talk about with potential tornadoes? #weather #blueskywx #swfl
June 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The unmistakeable beauty of a living world seen from space.
Seagrass and sand pattern on Great Bahama Bank, imaged by Landsat 8 on February 15, 2020.
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May 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The Extreme Weather Report, April 24, 2025:
This is your weather at 1.5°C/2.7°F of global warming from burning oil, gas, and coal. #extremeweather #weathersky #wx #news
April 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Extreme Weather Report Continued... Part 2: The capitalists are getting concerned.
April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The Extreme Weather Report, April 10, 2025: This is your weather on fossil fuels.
#extremeweather #weathersky #wx #news
April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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“90 degree days are not just coming earlier, there are a whole lot more of them. In the 1970s, Tampa used to average around 60 90-degree days per year. But now it is now closer to 120. In other words, we now have double the number!”
www.wfla.com/weather/reco...
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM