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As blueskyroast says:
The Enigmatic Garden Gnome of Bluesky

A curious blend of humor, chaos, and cat chaos!
"Only here for the kittens and the occasional existential crisis.”
US leaders don’t want us healthy and awake. Because then we’ll have time to turn on them.
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
But which roller coaster?
September 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Jesus. Desantis despises city and county’s ability to govern thenselves.
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That sounds like quiet time to get work done without interruptions.
September 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Seriously, you’re not gonna give us the 2 names for that road that locals actually use, you’re only gonna give us the SR number that no one knows?
September 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It doesn’t matter. The headlines over there have already made ANOTHER country scared to work in or visit the US. It’ll take years to repair that.
September 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I thought those last two points were one and was immediately intrigued by “corruption boxing 🥊”
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
That’s awesome!
September 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did you purposely try to match the lava glow colors?
September 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Until I see them… this sounds a lot like Hunter Biden’s laptop
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Vinca are notorious self-seeders. I’ve had them seed themselves from one pot into another pot clear across my lanai/pool deck 💜
August 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
First thing I did after creating my account was put certain people’s names in there.
August 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They’re just following their leaders’ examples.
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM