still cracking up at this. “inshallah they find him” 😭 I’m always looking to drop this line.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
still cracking up at this. “inshallah they find him” 😭 I’m always looking to drop this line.
fuck me I just made eye contact with the shawarma truck parked outside my gym 🥵
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
fuck me I just made eye contact with the shawarma truck parked outside my gym 🥵
Jay should give me an award for most likely to reply to own post. I just have secondary thoughts. sometime even tertiary. sorry I have ADHD, deal with it. also give me that award.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Jay should give me an award for most likely to reply to own post. I just have secondary thoughts. sometime even tertiary. sorry I have ADHD, deal with it. also give me that award.
I love a passkey!!! would you like to add a passkey? YES. login? passkey? easy. one click. incredible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I love a passkey!!! would you like to add a passkey? YES. login? passkey? easy. one click. incredible.
putting my car into sport mode on my residential drive home just to feel something
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
putting my car into sport mode on my residential drive home just to feel something
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Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time
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(me forty minutes ago) i hate everyone and i hate this weather and i hate my life (me after going for a brief walk in the crisp autumn fog and chatting with three neighbors) we are all sacred apes upon gods green earth :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
(me forty minutes ago) i hate everyone and i hate this weather and i hate my life (me after going for a brief walk in the crisp autumn fog and chatting with three neighbors) we are all sacred apes upon gods green earth :)
ever since I got a taste of being able to rest my bitch face behind a mask in public, I don't care. I will give you a smile to show you I am friendly, but don't get sand blasted from it collapsing back to a flat affect a little too fast
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ever since I got a taste of being able to rest my bitch face behind a mask in public, I don't care. I will give you a smile to show you I am friendly, but don't get sand blasted from it collapsing back to a flat affect a little too fast
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me when oomf sees the northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
me when oomf sees the northern lights
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Amazing to see the northern lights outside tonight!
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Amazing to see the northern lights outside tonight!
northern oomfs, here's your aurora watch alert
A SEVERE geomagnetic storm (G4) is UNDERWAY!
Reports of visible aurora from Massachusetts, Omaha, Michigan, Minnesota, Maryland, Missouri, Alabama, Iowa, Indiana, etc.
LOOK NORTH NOW! And tag/text your family ASAP so they see too! 😍
Reports of visible aurora from Massachusetts, Omaha, Michigan, Minnesota, Maryland, Missouri, Alabama, Iowa, Indiana, etc.
LOOK NORTH NOW! And tag/text your family ASAP so they see too! 😍
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
northern oomfs, here's your aurora watch alert
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1.5 quart Tillamook ice cream is going for $6 at WinCo and is "on sale" at Sprouts for $8.49, down from $10. that last sticker was a jump scare.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
1.5 quart Tillamook ice cream is going for $6 at WinCo and is "on sale" at Sprouts for $8.49, down from $10. that last sticker was a jump scare.
who wants to buy me a ticket to Australia and house me for the duration of northern SAD season
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
who wants to buy me a ticket to Australia and house me for the duration of northern SAD season
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1st base we have raw anal sex
2nd base you learn my name
3rd base I send you 40 monkey videos
4th base we have sex again but I don’t dissociate
2nd base you learn my name
3rd base I send you 40 monkey videos
4th base we have sex again but I don’t dissociate
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
1st base we have raw anal sex
2nd base you learn my name
3rd base I send you 40 monkey videos
4th base we have sex again but I don’t dissociate
2nd base you learn my name
3rd base I send you 40 monkey videos
4th base we have sex again but I don’t dissociate
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The PrEP constantly circulating in my bloodstream is perpetually bored.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The PrEP constantly circulating in my bloodstream is perpetually bored.
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I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever!
anoddgeography.substack.com/p/so-youve-h...
anoddgeography.substack.com/p/so-youve-h...
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever!
anoddgeography.substack.com/p/so-youve-h...
anoddgeography.substack.com/p/so-youve-h...
the way I almost did a u-turn passing by two beefy bros in muscle tanks walking into a bookstore with a pride flag in the window
a white truck is driving down a road next to a sign that says jamaica on it
ALT: a white truck is driving down a road next to a sign that says jamaica on it
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
the way I almost did a u-turn passing by two beefy bros in muscle tanks walking into a bookstore with a pride flag in the window
me 5 minutes ago: “wow I am feeling really bad and stuck and everyone’s asleep now and it’s really quiet and the walls are closing in on me! Charli released a new song lets just distract with that“
how that went:
how that went:
spongebob squarepants is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
me 5 minutes ago: “wow I am feeling really bad and stuck and everyone’s asleep now and it’s really quiet and the walls are closing in on me! Charli released a new song lets just distract with that“
how that went:
how that went:
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The reason we continue to see Democrats literally capitulating with fascists at key moments where actual continued resistance would have fractured the fascists power is because fracturing the systemic powers that support fascism would also destroy neoliberalism and its theater in place of action.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The reason we continue to see Democrats literally capitulating with fascists at key moments where actual continued resistance would have fractured the fascists power is because fracturing the systemic powers that support fascism would also destroy neoliberalism and its theater in place of action.
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‘gazabots’ kinda tells you all you need to know here lmao
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
‘gazabots’ kinda tells you all you need to know here lmao
Joanne is aggressively flexing the H**** P***** ads hard. twitch just ran one that repeated the name like 20 times in a row. I got a themed baking competition ad on YouTube. she’s flexing the brand and wants cash power.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Joanne is aggressively flexing the H**** P***** ads hard. twitch just ran one that repeated the name like 20 times in a row. I got a themed baking competition ad on YouTube. she’s flexing the brand and wants cash power.