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JIll Kent
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Wife, mother, teacher
Headline from Fox: President Trump Showed Great Restraint When He Decided to Not Exercise His Prima Nocta Rights.
Trump crashed a wedding to lecture the happy couple on how he might connive his way through the pearly gates.
Trump, 79, Crashes Wedding to Ramble About Heaven
The president made himself the guest of honor at a Mar-a-Lago wedding.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I had a sick dog on my hands yesterday and wanted, more than anything, to see her healthy. It appears as though my wish came true which is great, but why did it have to happen at 1:45am? She went from pathetic waif to bouncing off the walls at an ungodly hour.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
There was an anti-ICE, anti-Trump protest downtown near the farmer's market that completely drowned out the efforts of the MAGA and the anti-abortion (not sure what their angle was for being there). That's something I wouldn't have expected here in MAGA land.
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm really going to need a certain someone's all crap, all the time diet to do its magic soon.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
fortune.com/2025/11/15/b...
The day the crosswalk music died: Iconic Buddy Holly Glasses to be lifted from hometown crosswalk on Trump directive | Fortune
"It's such a tasteful cross section and people like it. But what do you do?” said City Council Member Christy Martinez-Garcia.
fortune.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Jon Voigt stars in "Hey! Remember me? You thought I had dementia but I think I still have it and I'm ready to beg Cheeto Benito to trample on your freedoms." www.mediaite.com/media/entert...
Jon Voight Calls on Trump to ‘Terminate’ Mamdani’s Mayoral Win Before He Turns New York Into ‘Socialist Crap City’
Actor Jon Voight called on President Donald Trump to "terminate" Zohran Mamdani's mayoral win in New York City before it becomes a "socialist crap city."
www.mediaite.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Woof
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
More than anything else, economic pain will be the one thing that causes Trumpers to turn on their Cheeto hued golden calf. It's probably the motivation behind floating stimulus checks and the tariff rollbacks for items that cannot be made here.
www.al.com/politics/202...
Trump’s approval rating with his most loyal supporters plunges, poll finds: Have they been pushed too far?
Republicans who approve of Trump's management of the federal government declined by 13 percentage points, the poll showed.
www.al.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Fact-check: true 😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When the conservative intelligencia pivots to "Ackshually, lusting after a 15 year old makes you a pederast-not a pedophile" it's easy to believe that some very damning information is coming.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I apparently never needed fancy equipment or Youtube exercise videos to get my heart rate up. I needed a border collie to break the dog barrier between the seats & somehow lock herself and the others inside in the 30 seconds it took me to open the gates.
My husband was a good sport, thankfully
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The Amazon 'haul' section reminds me so much of this scene form The Jerk.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At my appointment today, a new nurse came in & without looking up launched into a BMI counseling session which was...confusing. It turns out they had me listed as 4 foot 1. I'm short, but just a quick once over should tell them I'm not 'that' short.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just ask Lead Programmer, Master Baiter, he'll tell you! Meta would never just steal someone's intellectual property to make their creepy AI more 'lifelike' without consent. www.vice.com/en/article/m...
Meta Says the 2,400 ‘Adult Movies’ They Torrented Were for Personal Use, Not Training AI
Two adult entertainment companies say Meta’s appetite for information has gotten a little kinky... and now they're suing.
www.vice.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tragic news for game stores since Funko pops double as primary sales drivers 'and' load bearing walls. If they go under you might as well stick a fork in my local GameStop because it will be done. movieweb.com/funko-could-...
Funko Makes Shocking Announcement About the Pop Culture Company's Future
There are few people who have not been bought a Funko Pop! at some point, but thinks are not looking good for the company's future.
movieweb.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You know the alligator I saw yesterday? Here he/she is on the road by the lake. I guess if you've ever asked yourself "How did the alligator cross the road?" The answer is...poorly.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Walking the dogs today and I saw an alligator, a cottonmouth, and two copperheads. We got to the lake and a day drinking man started hitting on me. This afternoon has felt like a real life "Would a woman choose the bear or the man in the woods?" meme.
In this case, I'd choose the alligators & snakes
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Grocery flyers with threatening auras
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When the grim reaper definitely forgot his glasses before heading out to work.
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My favorite Michael Jackson eating popcorn .gif moment has to be watching the natives freak the hell out whenever a new resident asks why the trees in the middle of the road aren't cut down to make driving easier. Just saw a person asking that question get completely run off the website.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I made an appointment today for a dental consult to continue repairing the damage I did to myself by stepping too close to a swing while drinking coffee. Between my arm, spine, foot, and the other dental implant I'm getting filled with a disconcerting amount of cadaver bone.
Me, in a few years:
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
dId hE eVeN saY tHaNk YoU?
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM