Also HR Cardiologist: At this time, we cannot afford your request for a performance raise but to show our appreciation, we're hosting a pizza party to boost morale.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Also HR Cardiologist: At this time, we cannot afford your request for a performance raise but to show our appreciation, we're hosting a pizza party to boost morale.
Nice Cardiologist: You look great and your heart is now behaving normally. 😊
Grim Cardiologist: Now let's review this angiogram so I can show you how close to death you were. 😬
Grim Cardiologist: Now let's review this angiogram so I can show you how close to death you were. 😬
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Nice Cardiologist: You look great and your heart is now behaving normally. 😊
Grim Cardiologist: Now let's review this angiogram so I can show you how close to death you were. 😬
Grim Cardiologist: Now let's review this angiogram so I can show you how close to death you were. 😬
When he was a teenager he hated to listen to that one with me because the middle aged version of myself is pretty proper and he thought I would be scandalized 😉
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
When he was a teenager he hated to listen to that one with me because the middle aged version of myself is pretty proper and he thought I would be scandalized 😉
I realized that I never fully outgrew them when my son was little and (for a while) he would respond with "Big Legged Woman Ain't Got No Soul" every time someone said "I don't know".
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I realized that I never fully outgrew them when my son was little and (for a while) he would respond with "Big Legged Woman Ain't Got No Soul" every time someone said "I don't know".
I have a ton of 'over achievers' like this in my family. Their first hour would put me in a near coma and leave me hungover for days.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I have a ton of 'over achievers' like this in my family. Their first hour would put me in a near coma and leave me hungover for days.
Honestly, it's become such an everyday facet of our lives that we hardly notice. If my life were 'normal' again, I wouldn't know what to do with myself 😉
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Honestly, it's become such an everyday facet of our lives that we hardly notice. If my life were 'normal' again, I wouldn't know what to do with myself 😉
Age verification? Wore out three Led Zeppelin II cassettes when I went through my "Area Teen First to Discover Led Zeppelin" phase.
Age verification? Only had ABC, NBC, CBS, and occasionally PBS.
Age verification? Played Solitaire with cards.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Age verification? Wore out three Led Zeppelin II cassettes when I went through my "Area Teen First to Discover Led Zeppelin" phase.
Or an oversized button featuring a photo of myself and my seventh grade 'boyfriend' vowing our love '4ever' which would have been a brief affair considering he's still serving a heavy sentence for weapons/drug trafficking.
I'm convinced she subconsciously knows saving this stuff is maximum cringe.
I'm convinced she subconsciously knows saving this stuff is maximum cringe.
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Or an oversized button featuring a photo of myself and my seventh grade 'boyfriend' vowing our love '4ever' which would have been a brief affair considering he's still serving a heavy sentence for weapons/drug trafficking.
I'm convinced she subconsciously knows saving this stuff is maximum cringe.
I'm convinced she subconsciously knows saving this stuff is maximum cringe.
My mother has dementia so I get accused of stealing quite often when she misplaces things. Today, we're back to the 'Jill stole my engagement ring' story arc. That thing goes missing every few weeks but she never manages to lose:
My proposal to George Michael
My Milli-Vanilli concert tshirt
(Cont)
My proposal to George Michael
My Milli-Vanilli concert tshirt
(Cont)
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
My mother has dementia so I get accused of stealing quite often when she misplaces things. Today, we're back to the 'Jill stole my engagement ring' story arc. That thing goes missing every few weeks but she never manages to lose:
My proposal to George Michael
My Milli-Vanilli concert tshirt
(Cont)
My proposal to George Michael
My Milli-Vanilli concert tshirt
(Cont)
I thought the premise was great and I can forgive almost anything if it features a Queen song but the visuals just seemed off, especially when compared to traditional animation.
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I thought the premise was great and I can forgive almost anything if it features a Queen song but the visuals just seemed off, especially when compared to traditional animation.
My husband's colleague's daughter in law was responsible for the Pepsi advertisement.
It's hard to even muster a "Congrats...I guess".
It's hard to even muster a "Congrats...I guess".
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
My husband's colleague's daughter in law was responsible for the Pepsi advertisement.
It's hard to even muster a "Congrats...I guess".
It's hard to even muster a "Congrats...I guess".
The Atlantic should also be named and shamed for prematurely declaring the documents to largely be a 'nothingburger'.
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The Atlantic should also be named and shamed for prematurely declaring the documents to largely be a 'nothingburger'.
Brett Ratner is 0-2 where winning at your chosen craft is concerned.
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Brett Ratner is 0-2 where winning at your chosen craft is concerned.
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March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.
www.npr.org
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
RIP Irony www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
Grok can be the modern day Flowers in the Attic if you swap (ahem) inappropriate family relations with NAZI imagery and a pervasive need to win the favor of its bullies.
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Grok can be the modern day Flowers in the Attic if you swap (ahem) inappropriate family relations with NAZI imagery and a pervasive need to win the favor of its bullies.
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The one thing I do like about Prime is how Logan Paul was claiming there was a conspiracy to take it down because it was so powerful, like he discovered cold fusion
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The one thing I do like about Prime is how Logan Paul was claiming there was a conspiracy to take it down because it was so powerful, like he discovered cold fusion
When the tourism season is in full swing here at the beach, I feel like I'm already living through a zombie apocalypse.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
When the tourism season is in full swing here at the beach, I feel like I'm already living through a zombie apocalypse.
Same. I had open heart surgery this month and the cardiac rehab team was pretty insistent that I should aim for 10-12 hours during the recovery period.
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February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Same. I had open heart surgery this month and the cardiac rehab team was pretty insistent that I should aim for 10-12 hours during the recovery period.
Me:
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I've noticed that trend and think that maybe the obsessive need to control one's lifestyle hygiene is a response to an otherwise chaotic time where the people have very little control over everything else.
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I've noticed that trend and think that maybe the obsessive need to control one's lifestyle hygiene is a response to an otherwise chaotic time where the people have very little control over everything else.
Gosh. When 'Kid' Rock sang about the strippers, crooked cops, methadone clinics and crackheads last night I nearly shed a few tears. He's the heir apparent to Francis Scott Key.
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Gosh. When 'Kid' Rock sang about the strippers, crooked cops, methadone clinics and crackheads last night I nearly shed a few tears. He's the heir apparent to Francis Scott Key.
Nah. My version of the American dream was paying off my starter home in just under 12 years and staying put without a mortgage. Our zip code lacks prestige and the politics suck, but I can sleep at night without worrying about a crippling monthly payment.
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Nah. My version of the American dream was paying off my starter home in just under 12 years and staying put without a mortgage. Our zip code lacks prestige and the politics suck, but I can sleep at night without worrying about a crippling monthly payment.
Maybe 'Kid Rock' was a secret code name for Epstein's Island, hiding in plain sight all of these years.
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Maybe 'Kid Rock' was a secret code name for Epstein's Island, hiding in plain sight all of these years.
I'll give 'Kid' Rock this much credit. He did manage to one up Ashlee Simpson where terrible lip synching is concerned. You'd think that Grandpa Jorts/New Balance sneakers would be able to convincingly mime a 30 year old song by now...
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I'll give 'Kid' Rock this much credit. He did manage to one up Ashlee Simpson where terrible lip synching is concerned. You'd think that Grandpa Jorts/New Balance sneakers would be able to convincingly mime a 30 year old song by now...
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Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Kid Rock: Restricted from streaming on Musk's dumpster fire website 'and' being withing 500 yards of a school.
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Kid Rock: Restricted from streaming on Musk's dumpster fire website 'and' being withing 500 yards of a school.