One section of the lights is burned out so it I’m going to declare this a 90% success. Not too shabby
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One section of the lights is burned out so it I’m going to declare this a 90% success. Not too shabby
Sorry, folks. The 'freeze peach' larp is over. The moose out front should have told you.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Sorry, folks. The 'freeze peach' larp is over. The moose out front should have told you.
Patel looks like he's completely tuned out and is instead straining his eyes to determine whether he sees a young lady or an elderly lady.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Patel looks like he's completely tuned out and is instead straining his eyes to determine whether he sees a young lady or an elderly lady.
Corporate would like you to find the difference between these two photos.
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Corporate would like you to find the difference between these two photos.
The Amazon 'haul' section reminds me so much of this scene form The Jerk.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Amazon 'haul' section reminds me so much of this scene form The Jerk.
Managed to snag a pair with definitely not little kid bows
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Managed to snag a pair with definitely not little kid bows
You know the alligator I saw yesterday? Here he/she is on the road by the lake. I guess if you've ever asked yourself "How did the alligator cross the road?" The answer is...poorly.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You know the alligator I saw yesterday? Here he/she is on the road by the lake. I guess if you've ever asked yourself "How did the alligator cross the road?" The answer is...poorly.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
When the grim reaper definitely forgot his glasses before heading out to work.
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When the grim reaper definitely forgot his glasses before heading out to work.
My favorite Michael Jackson eating popcorn .gif moment has to be watching the natives freak the hell out whenever a new resident asks why the trees in the middle of the road aren't cut down to make driving easier. Just saw a person asking that question get completely run off the website.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My favorite Michael Jackson eating popcorn .gif moment has to be watching the natives freak the hell out whenever a new resident asks why the trees in the middle of the road aren't cut down to make driving easier. Just saw a person asking that question get completely run off the website.
I made an appointment today for a dental consult to continue repairing the damage I did to myself by stepping too close to a swing while drinking coffee. Between my arm, spine, foot, and the other dental implant I'm getting filled with a disconcerting amount of cadaver bone.
Me, in a few years:
Me, in a few years:
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I made an appointment today for a dental consult to continue repairing the damage I did to myself by stepping too close to a swing while drinking coffee. Between my arm, spine, foot, and the other dental implant I'm getting filled with a disconcerting amount of cadaver bone.
Me, in a few years:
Me, in a few years:
Leave it to Trump to make the Oval Office look like the VIP Champagne room at a 'classier' Myrtle Beach strip joint.
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Leave it to Trump to make the Oval Office look like the VIP Champagne room at a 'classier' Myrtle Beach strip joint.
Commodus from Gladiator has announced his endorsement of Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Commodus from Gladiator has announced his endorsement of Andrew Cuomo.
I adopted a border collie mix because I apparently hate calm and quiet
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I adopted a border collie mix because I apparently hate calm and quiet
Morning exercise report
Penny has decided that hugs are better than Pilates and Izzy has decided that resistance bands are more fun than balls. I really should invest in a proper gym membership
Penny has decided that hugs are better than Pilates and Izzy has decided that resistance bands are more fun than balls. I really should invest in a proper gym membership
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Morning exercise report
Penny has decided that hugs are better than Pilates and Izzy has decided that resistance bands are more fun than balls. I really should invest in a proper gym membership
Penny has decided that hugs are better than Pilates and Izzy has decided that resistance bands are more fun than balls. I really should invest in a proper gym membership
Did you just send those realtors way so the hound homestead can become a reality?
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Did you just send those realtors way so the hound homestead can become a reality?
Me, watching you all poast on Thanksgiving morning
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me, watching you all poast on Thanksgiving morning
Short answer to the gleam in my husband's eye after viewing the adoptable dogs that the pre-veterinary program are sponsoring: No
Longer answer: Nooooooooo!
Jill's home for wayward hounds is officially at capacity, but this one is definitely a cutie.
Longer answer: Nooooooooo!
Jill's home for wayward hounds is officially at capacity, but this one is definitely a cutie.
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Short answer to the gleam in my husband's eye after viewing the adoptable dogs that the pre-veterinary program are sponsoring: No
Longer answer: Nooooooooo!
Jill's home for wayward hounds is officially at capacity, but this one is definitely a cutie.
Longer answer: Nooooooooo!
Jill's home for wayward hounds is officially at capacity, but this one is definitely a cutie.
Penny,meanwhile,remains practically perfect in every way
October 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Penny,meanwhile,remains practically perfect in every way
This ridiculous dog needs a part time job just to supplement the sod and fill dirt budget.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This ridiculous dog needs a part time job just to supplement the sod and fill dirt budget.
Just a little mindful and demure modernization. Certainly nothing to worry about, I'm sure.
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just a little mindful and demure modernization. Certainly nothing to worry about, I'm sure.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Bryan Cranston, best known as the guy who didn't want to sit down on the bus due to crippling hemorrhoids until he discovered the power of Preparation-H.
October 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Bryan Cranston, best known as the guy who didn't want to sit down on the bus due to crippling hemorrhoids until he discovered the power of Preparation-H.
It's been almost six weeks since my spinal fusion. My husband just measured me and I'm now nearly 5'1.
Please clap
Please clap
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's been almost six weeks since my spinal fusion. My husband just measured me and I'm now nearly 5'1.
Please clap
Please clap