🔻Graggle Simpson
@fleshkaiju.bsky.social
They/Them, communist but open to be friends with anyone on the left. Co-host of The Woke Mind Virus Podcast
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Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years
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Gonna tell my kids this was Charlie Kirk
more and more I think the sculptor really did capture his true essence
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Charlie Kirk
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people will be like "young men are being turned away from the left by MEAN comments on the internet like women saying they don't like being groped or transgenders saying they want rights, we surely must think of the poor uwu babies facing such a harsh and cruel online experience"
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
people will be like "young men are being turned away from the left by MEAN comments on the internet like women saying they don't like being groped or transgenders saying they want rights, we surely must think of the poor uwu babies facing such a harsh and cruel online experience"
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It's amazing the way technology has worked to free us from creative intellectual labour so that we can devote more time to more important things, like gravedigging
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's amazing the way technology has worked to free us from creative intellectual labour so that we can devote more time to more important things, like gravedigging
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Job searching while unemployed is bad but job searching while at an incredibly shitty job is downright futile because you don't have that raw animalistic survival instinct (not to mention free time) to throw yourself at 250 indeed postings a day and eventually you settle for the demon you know.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Job searching while unemployed is bad but job searching while at an incredibly shitty job is downright futile because you don't have that raw animalistic survival instinct (not to mention free time) to throw yourself at 250 indeed postings a day and eventually you settle for the demon you know.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
I got an earworm from an AI Charlie Kirk memorial song and I swear to god I'm gonna fuckin end it all
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I got an earworm from an AI Charlie Kirk memorial song and I swear to god I'm gonna fuckin end it all
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In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.
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100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.
Kind of feels like the IOC expected for the study to say "yeah trans women are like the hulk somehow" and when it completely undercut the reasoning behind banning us. They have simply elected to ignore their own work.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.
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time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
They suspended my twitter and now it breaks? Seems all my fedposting was a load bearing pillar
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
They suspended my twitter and now it breaks? Seems all my fedposting was a load bearing pillar
Enough hypothetical autism cure pill questions, how about we ask allistics if they'd take a pill that gives them instant autism?
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Enough hypothetical autism cure pill questions, how about we ask allistics if they'd take a pill that gives them instant autism?
I think one of the most based things you can do is seek the truth for emotional reasons.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I think one of the most based things you can do is seek the truth for emotional reasons.
Zillennials are the protagonist subgeneration baybeeeee
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Zillennials are the protagonist subgeneration baybeeeee
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Larry Summers can't suffer a consequence for being buddies with the most notorious sex criminal in modern history. What would be next? Chuck Schumer resigning for leading a serially-losing caucus? Rahm Emanuel not getting another TV interview? Olivia Nuzzi being forced to leave journalism?
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Larry Summers can't suffer a consequence for being buddies with the most notorious sex criminal in modern history. What would be next? Chuck Schumer resigning for leading a serially-losing caucus? Rahm Emanuel not getting another TV interview? Olivia Nuzzi being forced to leave journalism?
Me remembering that Chris Pratt's breakout role was as a 28 year old who dates and marries a 19 year old and eventually coerces her into having children after she refuses for years
a young man in a white tank top and black gloves is standing in front of a yellow wall with chinese writing on it .
ALT: a young man in a white tank top and black gloves is standing in front of a yellow wall with chinese writing on it .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Me remembering that Chris Pratt's breakout role was as a 28 year old who dates and marries a 19 year old and eventually coerces her into having children after she refuses for years
Truly convinced that if I tried to watch Parks and Recreation again I'd go into anaphylactic shock.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Truly convinced that if I tried to watch Parks and Recreation again I'd go into anaphylactic shock.
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I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
I dunno man I guess I'm not sold on the idea of the Democrats narrowly beating the fascists in 2028 and proceeding to spin their wheels in the mud like Joe and Kamala for 4 years before we get a fascist who doesn't have dementia.
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I dunno man I guess I'm not sold on the idea of the Democrats narrowly beating the fascists in 2028 and proceeding to spin their wheels in the mud like Joe and Kamala for 4 years before we get a fascist who doesn't have dementia.
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Whatever you do, do not commit suicune
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Whatever you do, do not commit suicune
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop