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Can anyone explain how kissing Ban Shapiro's tiny little needle ass is any better than kissing Trump's ass (ethically and morally, not practically re: smell, cleanliness)
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
The Governor of California showed off knee pads that he suggested were for leaders "selling out" to the Trump administration, during an interview at Davos.
cnb.cx
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Can anyone explain how kissing Ban Shapiro's tiny little needle ass is any better than kissing Trump's ass (ethically and morally, not practically re: smell, cleanliness)
Yeah that's my bad, sorry Senator
Giving Elon Musk and DOGE access to sensitive Social Security data was reckless and wrong. Americans raised the alarm. Now we need answers and accountability. Unacceptable. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Yeah that's my bad, sorry Senator
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People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars
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“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 AM
“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
“What does it do?”
“We were hoping you could tell us.”
I think the time to demonstrate that your new invention does something useful would be before shoving it in everyone's faces and building enough power infrastructure for a small country to run it, but I'm not a big brained tech CEO
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I think the time to demonstrate that your new invention does something useful would be before shoving it in everyone's faces and building enough power infrastructure for a small country to run it, but I'm not a big brained tech CEO
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Unclear to me if this fucking five year old kid getting kidnapped is breaking through outside of the Twin Cities and I don’t want to speak for anyone else but this has really steeled my resolve. This shit cannot be allowed to stand.
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Unclear to me if this fucking five year old kid getting kidnapped is breaking through outside of the Twin Cities and I don’t want to speak for anyone else but this has really steeled my resolve. This shit cannot be allowed to stand.
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You're watching Trooper Cops on CBS! Coming up next, an all new episode of Cop Troopers, followed by Troopcops, and the season premiere of Troopcops: LA, with special guest Soldier McCopGuy from Troopcops 9-1-1: NY
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
You're watching Trooper Cops on CBS! Coming up next, an all new episode of Cop Troopers, followed by Troopcops, and the season premiere of Troopcops: LA, with special guest Soldier McCopGuy from Troopcops 9-1-1: NY
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
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are they not monsters?
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
are they not monsters?
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My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
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wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him
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Wow, you’re so interesting-coded! Look at us, a pair of firstdatecels hittingitoffmaxxing. Taking your coat and purse to the bathroom, smart. Lot of crime these days.
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Wow, you’re so interesting-coded! Look at us, a pair of firstdatecels hittingitoffmaxxing. Taking your coat and purse to the bathroom, smart. Lot of crime these days.
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"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
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Word of the day: kafkaesliue
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Word of the day: kafkaesliue
These are articles. These are complete self-contained statements that are supposed to describe reality and convey facts about the world to the reader. If you're yelling at people to "read the articles", they will be reading longer, different articles.
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
These are articles. These are complete self-contained statements that are supposed to describe reality and convey facts about the world to the reader. If you're yelling at people to "read the articles", they will be reading longer, different articles.
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Me watching Revenge of the Nerds
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Me watching Revenge of the Nerds
It's pretty funny that no matter what vague timeline the newspaper dilettantes deploy, the US is invading other countries within it's boundaries.
Since the days of World War I, America was the country that resisted conquest, standing up to Hitler’s Germany, Tojo’s Japan and Stalin’s Soviet Union when they seized foreign terrain. Now Trump aspires to put America into the category of conquerors. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
With Threats to Greenland, Trump Sets America on the Road to Conquest
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It's pretty funny that no matter what vague timeline the newspaper dilettantes deploy, the US is invading other countries within it's boundaries.
"Get religion" what religion? "Oh any of them are good" thanks doc, really helpful insight
my (indian-american) friend just had an incredible theological conversation with her rheumatologist
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
"Get religion" what religion? "Oh any of them are good" thanks doc, really helpful insight
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Full automation?
...have you ever seen automation?
...have you ever seen automation?
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Full automation?
...have you ever seen automation?
...have you ever seen automation?
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
No he isn't.
Prosecutors say U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino target of murder-for-hire
LIVE trial updates via @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/live/murder-...
LIVE trial updates via @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/live/murder-...
Prosecutors say U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino target of murder-for-hire: live trial updates
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez is expected to be swift. Prosecutors have signaled they’ll call just a few witnesses, and Bovino is not among them.
chicago.suntimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
No he isn't.