Aidan Flanagan
@flanfntastic.bsky.social
great funny, lots of smart, pleasurably nosed
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you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore
April 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore
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But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
April 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
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I'd like to write low stakes stories where the problems are small and nobody dies but I also don't know how to not write about empire while living under an empire
January 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'd like to write low stakes stories where the problems are small and nobody dies but I also don't know how to not write about empire while living under an empire
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Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
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Guy who was waiting for the next season of Twin Peaks to answer everything and neatly wrap up the story: oh no
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Guy who was waiting for the next season of Twin Peaks to answer everything and neatly wrap up the story: oh no
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
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David Lynch was a pioneer in so many ways but an under discussed one is having cool hair well into old age.
January 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
David Lynch was a pioneer in so many ways but an under discussed one is having cool hair well into old age.
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I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE.
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January 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE.
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much like art shitting nude in the bank lobby is also meant to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
January 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
much like art shitting nude in the bank lobby is also meant to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
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My resolution this year (and every year) is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 PM
My resolution this year (and every year) is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 28, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
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he's a 78 year old incoming president via historically narrow margins promising fascism while ineligible for another term with a single vote to spare in the house, any democrat who looks at that situation and with a straight face says "we have to work with them" deserves to be ejected from the party
December 22, 2024 at 5:26 AM
he's a 78 year old incoming president via historically narrow margins promising fascism while ineligible for another term with a single vote to spare in the house, any democrat who looks at that situation and with a straight face says "we have to work with them" deserves to be ejected from the party
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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You are useful to the ruling class by being in one of their political parties, parroting their narratives and letting them neutralize you
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 7:05 PM
You are useful to the ruling class by being in one of their political parties, parroting their narratives and letting them neutralize you
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castle doctrine includes the airspace above my house. launch the SAMs
December 15, 2024 at 3:17 AM
castle doctrine includes the airspace above my house. launch the SAMs