fkess23
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Vegas via Chicago. China does not pay the tariffs.
Sleep standing. Impressive.
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sleep standing. Impressive.
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Remember, the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know.
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Remember, the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know.
An angry pedophile yelling at us how good everything is. Seems effective.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
An angry pedophile yelling at us how good everything is. Seems effective.
Being in Australia and watching them react to a mass shooting with an appropriate response. Why don’t we Americans understand this?
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Being in Australia and watching them react to a mass shooting with an appropriate response. Why don’t we Americans understand this?
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It's actually quite amazing Donald Trump can still astound us with his depravity.
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's actually quite amazing Donald Trump can still astound us with his depravity.
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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I don't think it gets mentioned enough that Bovino is a member of the civil service. He is not a political appointee. Yet he still engages in constant open partisanship while in uniform and with a DHS flag behind him.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't think it gets mentioned enough that Bovino is a member of the civil service. He is not a political appointee. Yet he still engages in constant open partisanship while in uniform and with a DHS flag behind him.
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instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
Hi @cortezmasto.senate.gov @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us
Just left you both voicemails. Please don’t cave for nothing but a promise in return.
Just left you both voicemails. Please don’t cave for nothing but a promise in return.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hi @cortezmasto.senate.gov @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us
Just left you both voicemails. Please don’t cave for nothing but a promise in return.
Just left you both voicemails. Please don’t cave for nothing but a promise in return.
I don’t know. Fuckface Field has a nice ring to it.
The only things Trump should have his name on are failed casinos and Epstein flight logs.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I don’t know. Fuckface Field has a nice ring to it.
When they blame Biden for China not buying soybean, know they are lying.
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When they blame Biden for China not buying soybean, know they are lying.
Investigations don’t start with names. They start with crimes:
Falsifying business records
Mishandling classified docs
Pedophilia
Things like that.
Falsifying business records
Mishandling classified docs
Pedophilia
Things like that.
Trump on who he wants investigated: "Soros is a name certainly that I keep hearing. I don't know. I hear a lot of different names. I hear names of some pretty rich people that are radical left people. Maybe I hear about a guy named Reid Hoffman."
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Investigations don’t start with names. They start with crimes:
Falsifying business records
Mishandling classified docs
Pedophilia
Things like that.
Falsifying business records
Mishandling classified docs
Pedophilia
Things like that.
But don’t call ‘em Nazis
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
September 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
But don’t call ‘em Nazis
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House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.
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Actually what Americans just saw today was a prominent Republican US Senator announce he is quitting because he knows this budget is going to hurt millions of people and he was repeatedly threatened by the president and his cult for telling the truth about it.
June 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Actually what Americans just saw today was a prominent Republican US Senator announce he is quitting because he knows this budget is going to hurt millions of people and he was repeatedly threatened by the president and his cult for telling the truth about it.
Wilson’s stroke. Reagan’s Alzheimer’s. Biden’s age. They all had competent teams that governed when the president was diminished. These sycophants throw him out there and let him ramble daily to avoid confronting what we all see. This moron should be nowhere near that office.
Trump: "The Civil War -- it always seemed to me maybe that could've been solved without losing 600,000 plus people."
June 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wilson’s stroke. Reagan’s Alzheimer’s. Biden’s age. They all had competent teams that governed when the president was diminished. These sycophants throw him out there and let him ramble daily to avoid confronting what we all see. This moron should be nowhere near that office.
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Putting this on screen in a Bass Pro Shop would completely upend U.S. foreign policy for a generation.
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Putting this on screen in a Bass Pro Shop would completely upend U.S. foreign policy for a generation.