Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.
Trump’s speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms.
The Democratic Party.
The Democratic Party.
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Trump’s speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms.
The Democratic Party.
The Democratic Party.
The American voter: “I’m scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The American voter: “I’m scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
You know what doesn’t feel that “presidential?”
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You know what doesn’t feel that “presidential?”
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
This is something I never thought I’d say about Donald Trump… but he’s wayyyy worse than he used to be.
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is something I never thought I’d say about Donald Trump… but he’s wayyyy worse than he used to be.
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonight’s speech was?
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonight’s speech was?
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
Is there some unwritten rule that it can’t be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Is there some unwritten rule that it can’t be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?
If anyone else’s grandpa screamed “coal” at them like that, they’d instantly have their driving privileges revoked.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If anyone else’s grandpa screamed “coal” at them like that, they’d instantly have their driving privileges revoked.
The old “I’m going to soothe Americans fears and anxieties by speaking fast and screaming at them” approach.
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The old “I’m going to soothe Americans fears and anxieties by speaking fast and screaming at them” approach.
“Angry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking they’re hurting”
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Angry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking they’re hurting”
There’s nothing that voters who are hurting enjoy more than a rich guy politician telling them they aren’t. 😩
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
There’s nothing that voters who are hurting enjoy more than a rich guy politician telling them they aren’t. 😩
Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame.
That was an exhausting speech.
That was an exhausting speech.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame.
That was an exhausting speech.
That was an exhausting speech.
Trump’s speech:
“The economy is great!”
Even if the voters and every metric say it isn’t.
And “if the economy isn’t great, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault.
Even though he’s been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1.
Can’t wait for the Midterms!
“The economy is great!”
Even if the voters and every metric say it isn’t.
And “if the economy isn’t great, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault.
Even though he’s been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1.
Can’t wait for the Midterms!
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Trump’s speech:
“The economy is great!”
Even if the voters and every metric say it isn’t.
And “if the economy isn’t great, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault.
Even though he’s been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1.
Can’t wait for the Midterms!
“The economy is great!”
Even if the voters and every metric say it isn’t.
And “if the economy isn’t great, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault.
Even though he’s been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1.
Can’t wait for the Midterms!
He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency.
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency.
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
It’s just too much. 💔
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s just too much. 💔
I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
Brown University is my alma mater and the site of many of my most meaningful memories. What has happened there today is beyond belief. My heart breaks for all who are suffering today and everyday from our epidemic of American mass shootings.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Brown University is my alma mater and the site of many of my most meaningful memories. What has happened there today is beyond belief. My heart breaks for all who are suffering today and everyday from our epidemic of American mass shootings.
As everyone I’m talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed “it could never happen at Brown.” It can happen anywhere. And it’s just devastating.
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As everyone I’m talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed “it could never happen at Brown.” It can happen anywhere. And it’s just devastating.
Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.