Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
If you're seriously threatened by a performance that celebrates diversity and tolerance and love and joy, maybe America isn't the right place for YOU.
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 AM
If you're seriously threatened by a performance that celebrates diversity and tolerance and love and joy, maybe America isn't the right place for YOU.
If these messages somehow offend you, I'm not sure we will ever agree about the purpose and promise of America.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
If these messages somehow offend you, I'm not sure we will ever agree about the purpose and promise of America.
This is literally me right now, hoping my friends show up for my 60th birthday dinner. Does anyone else get all “Peter Brady” when hosting your own party?
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This is literally me right now, hoping my friends show up for my 60th birthday dinner. Does anyone else get all “Peter Brady” when hosting your own party?
It’s our 5th time seeing Green Day- putting them with R.E.M., Pearl Jam, and Petty on our couple concert tally. We also get Cage the Elephant (2nd time), Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Twenty One Pilots. Sure, we’re 30 years older than anyone else here. Just means rock ain’t dead. And neither are we.
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
It’s our 5th time seeing Green Day- putting them with R.E.M., Pearl Jam, and Petty on our couple concert tally. We also get Cage the Elephant (2nd time), Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Twenty One Pilots. Sure, we’re 30 years older than anyone else here. Just means rock ain’t dead. And neither are we.
Deeply saddened by the passing of Bob Weir.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Deeply saddened by the passing of Bob Weir.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
I’ll get back to them once the college football transfer portal closes. 🙏
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’ll get back to them once the college football transfer portal closes. 🙏
I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.
I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.
If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”
I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?
January 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?
Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?
How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.
Fuck with Walter Cronkite at CBS News and find out
Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...
January 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Fuck with Walter Cronkite at CBS News and find out
Have we become the kind of country where the oil companies are consulted of a foreign invasion before Congress?
Yes. Apparently, we are.
Yes. Apparently, we are.
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Have we become the kind of country where the oil companies are consulted of a foreign invasion before Congress?
Yes. Apparently, we are.
Yes. Apparently, we are.
Healthcare premiums are still skyrocketing.
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Healthcare premiums are still skyrocketing.
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly
So, I turned 60 earlier this week. Naturally, this birthday made me feel all kinds of feelings- have we met? But the overwhelming feeling has been one of supreme gratitude. I’m happy & hopeful & eager for what comes next. Thanks everybody for having my back & healing my heart. Shana tova!
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
So, I turned 60 earlier this week. Naturally, this birthday made me feel all kinds of feelings- have we met? But the overwhelming feeling has been one of supreme gratitude. I’m happy & hopeful & eager for what comes next. Thanks everybody for having my back & healing my heart. Shana tova!
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.