Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
I don’t need to be a sophisticated policy maven to know I belong on the opposite side of THIS.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I don’t need to be a sophisticated policy maven to know I belong on the opposite side of THIS.
34 convictions. Not to mention, 4 indictments and 86 total criminal charges.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
34 convictions. Not to mention, 4 indictments and 86 total criminal charges.
Senator King, tell me in 6 words or less why the Democrats have been a party in free fall for the past decade.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Senator King, tell me in 6 words or less why the Democrats have been a party in free fall for the past decade.
It’s like someone just challenged him to come up with “the worst, most tone-deaf for the moment, message you could think of.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s like someone just challenged him to come up with “the worst, most tone-deaf for the moment, message you could think of.”
What could possibly be worse than watching the Commanders try to tackle Jahmyr Gibbs? Oh. Right.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
What could possibly be worse than watching the Commanders try to tackle Jahmyr Gibbs? Oh. Right.
And don't forget, arguably the worst person America has ever created.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And don't forget, arguably the worst person America has ever created.
I hate using this post construction, but....
COULD YOU IMAGINE the outcry if Democratic leadership dined from towers of seafood while their policies were intended to intentionally starve the poor?
COULD YOU IMAGINE the outcry if Democratic leadership dined from towers of seafood while their policies were intended to intentionally starve the poor?
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hate using this post construction, but....
COULD YOU IMAGINE the outcry if Democratic leadership dined from towers of seafood while their policies were intended to intentionally starve the poor?
COULD YOU IMAGINE the outcry if Democratic leadership dined from towers of seafood while their policies were intended to intentionally starve the poor?
When Trump said he wasn’t woke, the man wasn’t kidding.
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When Trump said he wasn’t woke, the man wasn’t kidding.
The only things Trump should have his name on are failed casinos and Epstein flight logs.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The only things Trump should have his name on are failed casinos and Epstein flight logs.
I don’t know much about MAGA. Just that they love leaders who are “high energy” and “not sleepy.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I don’t know much about MAGA. Just that they love leaders who are “high energy” and “not sleepy.”
The vigorous leader who nicknamed his opponent “Sleepy.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The vigorous leader who nicknamed his opponent “Sleepy.”
How bad must you smell for paid lackeys to cover their nose on camera?
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How bad must you smell for paid lackeys to cover their nose on camera?
One of these two men is physically and cognitively unfit to be President. The other is Joe Biden.
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One of these two men is physically and cognitively unfit to be President. The other is Joe Biden.
The leader of the free world hard at work.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The leader of the free world hard at work.
“Yes one of my workers is being revived from the brink of death by defibrillator paddles. But WHAT ABOUT ME?”
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“Yes one of my workers is being revived from the brink of death by defibrillator paddles. But WHAT ABOUT ME?”