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What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · Nov 14
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
A black and white photo of the Bob Semple Tank, Pinnacle of Aotearoa New Zealand military prowess. It's shaped sort of like a brick, with a squat turret and treads. It looks like what you'd get if you tried to kitbash a tractor into an APC in your shed.
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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restaurant-bot.bsky.social
Bay Espresso Karamu Road; 141 Karamu Road North of Showgrounds, Hastings 4122, New Zealand https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-39.6280726%2C176.8798&query_place_id=ChIJ3dbW0FrKaW0R9ArSiiX6TtU
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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cloudmancy.bsky.social
Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass
August 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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understatesmen.bsky.social
The world has changed so much since I wrote this, but at the end of the day it's still an essay I had a breakdown writing, an essay that took days because I couldn't stop crying long enough to write

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I’ll Laugh As You Bury Me: New Zealand, America and Cultural Hegemony
All science fiction has its basis in the real world. This is the real world I base mine in. It has jokes and cups of tea and big smiles. Sometimes I’m in awe of the power of fiction to unite us. I …
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August 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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understatesmen.bsky.social
times I gotta just make a real nasty mech
a skin-coloured mech wearing torn and bloodstained golden robes. Its hands are claws. A number of missile pods emerge from its back
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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restaurant-bot.bsky.social
Burger King Porirua; 7 Semple Street, Elsdon, Porirua 5022, New Zealand https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-41.1294444%2C174.8383333&query_place_id=ChIJ4fubiXRTP20RhVVz9sNaemA
July 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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PERMABAN

William Gaddis

Charged With Murder in Killings of 2 Israeli Embassy Aides.

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May 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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wheeler.bsky.social
Magic: The Gathering
May 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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eastwes.bsky.social
'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
Image of Egghead Jr. and his mother, Miss Prissy, from Looney Tunes looking like that creepy "pronatalist" couple who somehow get an article of some kind written about them twice a year every year
April 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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10bux.bsky.social
I’ve like doubled my followers since posting this so if you haven’t peeped this it’d be rad if you did
10bux.bsky.social All This For 10 Dollars - A History Podcast About A Comedy Forum @10bux.bsky.social · Feb 14
𝑵𝑬𝑾 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑫𝑬

Donald Trump is all Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Fault aka - how banning Hentai from a comedy forum lead to the some dipshit named big balls rooting around in the department of energies nuclear secrets

On all podcast apps and also links to everything here
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March 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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2X PIMPY 3X BAPE
Dan Bongino looking red and wrinkly
March 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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understatesmen.bsky.social
... Americans I know it's hard but you gotta learn to say 'Kiwifruit' because this is a COMPLETELY different sentence
How Kiwis Are Bred To Perfection In New Zealand, from Business Insider
March 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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PROBATION (6 hours)

Solus

Fuck you.

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February 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
firstscion.bsky.social
@nogodsnomayors.com are Roman Consuls considered mayors?
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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10bux.bsky.social
NEW EPISODE:

DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool.
aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet

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January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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mlyp.bsky.social
what da hell
January 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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billybragg.bsky.social
Merry Christmas to all
December 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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10bux.bsky.social
EPISODE 3

"It’s the kind of bathroom you’d find in Hell, if the devil was a pick-up artist: flocked wallpaper, red trim, chandeliers above the vanity, a furry rug, and pebbles around the bathtub." - Vice

I've covered the whole story about the infamous DOOM BATHROOM

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December 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM