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firefleyez.bsky.social
@firefleyez.bsky.social
🔥🔥Divine Feminine🔥🔥
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OMGAWD this entire thread is diabolical 😂🤣😭
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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the "Rachel's beef trifle" energy of this truly laid me out

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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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On the other side, my inlaws are so white that last year I added a bit of sour cream and onion seasoning to the mashed potatoes and my FIL complained that they had too much flavor.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I once made "tacos" for my Irish American FIL - PLAIN ground beef with shredded cheddar and iceberg lettuce in an Ortega shell. That's it. He never quite got over my attempt to serve him "spicy ethnic" food and that side of the family talked about it for years.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.

If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.

#sciencematters
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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even if your family is terrible there are better ways to get out of hosting thanksgiving than burning down your house
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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If you're ever having a bad night, a quick way to improve it is to microwave a bowl of chili and then dump that on top of a plate of tortilla chips. You can add sour cream or shredded cheese as well. Then you might be under a lot of stress but at least, you'll have some very mediocre nachos.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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"TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING OUTSIDE. AT ANYTIME OF NIGHT AND DAY POOR HELPLESS PEOPLE ARE BEING DRAGGED OUT OF THEIR HOMES"

- ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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People get so upset when they buy a new house and find out that a ghost lives in it... but did they consider the ghost's feelings? The ghost has probably lived there for 100 years. Then new people barge in, repaint the kitchen -without- asking & act shocked when it flickers the lights. Come on.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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PUT YOUR SOUL ON YOUR HAND AND WALK (2025)
Streaming: December 16, 2025
VOD/Digital (Apple, Amazon, Fandango at Home, etc.)
#PutYourSoulOnYourHandAndWalk
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November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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as a Shakespeare scholar I hated King Lear for a long time. Cordelia shouldn’t have ruined her dad’s retirement party. it’s a moving family drama, though, & has the line that runs through my head the most, for better or worse:

“I am a man more sinned against than sinning.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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This is another watercolour painting I did of my niece's cat, Molly. I just love those eyes!
#cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #watercolours #paintings #kittyloafmonday
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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My friend Kristina and I were driving down the coast from Astoria and pulled off the road and ran to the beach when we saw these colors! Cape Kiwanda at Pacific City, Oregon. #BlueSkyArtShow #Evening
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM