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Fingalgnomie
@fingalgnomie.bsky.social
Protector of the Forest
Lover of Gnomes
Mycology Student 🍄
Fungi 💚✌️

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I've decided we are both a little sick so I'm gonna rest until I feel well enough to eat pie.
November 24, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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What’s the matter babe? You haven’t touched any of your Thanksgivingsicles
November 23, 2023 at 8:15 PM
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Pairs well with those Jones Sodas of some years back
What’s the matter babe? You haven’t touched any of your Thanksgivingsicles
November 24, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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Truly blessed.
It is once again time to bring out the sweater my grandmother knitted for me when I was 6 years old
November 24, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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my research for the novel has led me all the way to a friend's frog.
November 24, 2023 at 1:54 AM
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when is yourewelcomesgiving
November 24, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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On the one hand: hysterical.

On the other: you stay away from my pie.
November 24, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Dinner has been consumed.

Now is time.
November 24, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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Alicia Austin, 1972
November 21, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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The words of the prophets are hidden at the end of youtube ads.

But I refuse to find out what they have to say.
oh shit it’s tuesday isn’t it.

COME AND GET IT BAYBEE
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
November 21, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it
November 21, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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Frosty morning, hot stick ❄️
#MushroomMonday
November 13, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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Don't know what this is! Just another fun guy with the rot creeping up
#MidLifeMushroomCrisis
#HotSticksSaturday
November 11, 2023 at 6:10 PM
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An identifiable bolete cap.
November 14, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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Replace every statue of a confederate traitor with one embodying true American values:
November 20, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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pretty happy with my new employee photo
November 21, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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when they say godspeed are they referring to how fast jesus drives when he takes the wheel or no?
November 18, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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If this gets 100 likes I'll load a catnip bowl for science
November 18, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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November 18, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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[in divorce court]

me, through tears: and the worst, your honor, one day..... one day they started to give me scratchies..... but, i'm sorry i can't.
judge: please, ms tightpussy, it's very important
me: they... they only did half of my head.... and refused to do the other half
judge: *GASP*
November 15, 2023 at 8:24 AM
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Strong feeling these guys are judging me
November 11, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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banks are places that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t really need it
November 10, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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looking at myself in the mirror:

“my imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems”
November 10, 2023 at 10:41 PM