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They say it's gonna be freezing on Sunday. I'll probably complain about it even though we need it to cool off.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They say it's gonna be freezing on Sunday. I'll probably complain about it even though we need it to cool off.
If your employer forces you to work tomorrow I'm gonna put a hex on them
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If your employer forces you to work tomorrow I'm gonna put a hex on them
I'm being told KC is going to mess up their good draft picks
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm being told KC is going to mess up their good draft picks
What kind of product do you think Nix uses in his hair?
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What kind of product do you think Nix uses in his hair?
These injury porn people need to go away.
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
These injury porn people need to go away.
Rick is getting mad that the Chiefs are trying to win
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rick is getting mad that the Chiefs are trying to win
KC's C team is better than their A team
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
KC's C team is better than their A team
Merry Christmas to meeeee
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Merry Christmas to meeeee
Does Bo Nox have crosses on his thighs for Jesus birthday or is he just weird?
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Does Bo Nox have crosses on his thighs for Jesus birthday or is he just weird?
This free solo guy is a freak
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This free solo guy is a freak
Detroit must've angered the gods
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Detroit must've angered the gods
Bombing in the name of baby Jesus. Amen.
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bombing in the name of baby Jesus. Amen.
Who are these AI weirdos?
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Who are these AI weirdos?
Do you think Santa has a heart like a truck?
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do you think Santa has a heart like a truck?
You better watch out.
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You better watch out.
I cried at the "Stupid baby probably not even related to God" part
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I cried at the "Stupid baby probably not even related to God" part
When the patriarchy falls we will decide how many games are acceptable on holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When the patriarchy falls we will decide how many games are acceptable on holidays.
Of course Stringer Bell gonna sell out to AI
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Of course Stringer Bell gonna sell out to AI
I named my baby sourdough starter Jesús
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I named my baby sourdough starter Jesús
Youngest niece now calls me Aunt Tara Tinselhead.
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Youngest niece now calls me Aunt Tara Tinselhead.
I put on my Santa overalls and I think it's too warm to wear them 😞
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I put on my Santa overalls and I think it's too warm to wear them 😞