Funkminster Bueller
@fikshun.bsky.social
I have no professional reputation.
https://thebleakassembly.bandcamp.com/
https://boweverdown.bandcamp.com/
https://fiction8.bandcamp.com/
https://thebleakassembly.bandcamp.com/
https://boweverdown.bandcamp.com/
https://fiction8.bandcamp.com/
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Landed an Intro spot in @brutalresonance.bsky.social today! Very cool, huge thanks to Steven G & Co over there.
brutalresonance.com/interview/in...
#IndustrialMusic #IndependentArtist #MusicSky
brutalresonance.com/interview/in...
#IndustrialMusic #IndependentArtist #MusicSky
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Landed an Intro spot in @brutalresonance.bsky.social today! Very cool, huge thanks to Steven G & Co over there.
brutalresonance.com/interview/in...
#IndustrialMusic #IndependentArtist #MusicSky
brutalresonance.com/interview/in...
#IndustrialMusic #IndependentArtist #MusicSky
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When you let a petrolhead loose on the closed captioning
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When you let a petrolhead loose on the closed captioning
If you've ever had a writer's block, you understand why you shouldn't use AI. Iterating on prompts and choosing results is just editing. Weird and beautiful creations only happen when editor mode is switched off and you allow your imagination to run wild.
I used to think musicians are so resented and disrespected because the act of creating music is so satisfying that those who don't have time to do it (bc they pursued "real careers") envy us. Now I wonder if I'm a freak for finding it gratifying.
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you've ever had a writer's block, you understand why you shouldn't use AI. Iterating on prompts and choosing results is just editing. Weird and beautiful creations only happen when editor mode is switched off and you allow your imagination to run wild.
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Foetus
Gene Loves Jezebel/Echo & the Bunnymen/New Order
The Young Gods
The Outfield/Duran Duran/David Bowie
Moev/Xymox
Foetus
Gene Loves Jezebel/Echo & the Bunnymen/New Order
The Young Gods
The Outfield/Duran Duran/David Bowie
Moev/Xymox
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Primus/Jane's Addiction
Red Hot Chili Peppers/Oingo Boingo
Dommin/Evanescence
American Memory Project/ohGr
3TEETH/HIM
Primus/Jane's Addiction
Red Hot Chili Peppers/Oingo Boingo
Dommin/Evanescence
American Memory Project/ohGr
3TEETH/HIM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Tool
Front 242
Lords of Acid
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
Tool
Front 242
Lords of Acid
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Foetus
Gene Loves Jezebel/Echo & the Bunnymen/New Order
The Young Gods
The Outfield/Duran Duran/David Bowie
Moev/Xymox
Foetus
Gene Loves Jezebel/Echo & the Bunnymen/New Order
The Young Gods
The Outfield/Duran Duran/David Bowie
Moev/Xymox
It's not Thanksgiving until someone makes a WKRP reference or shares Alice's Restaurant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57g...
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's not Thanksgiving until someone makes a WKRP reference or shares Alice's Restaurant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57g...
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shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
Your move, Gray Lady.
Felch... and Felch Lives
Hollywood investigative reporter Olivia Nuzzi would sleep with any man in Chevy Chase if it would help her land a scoop. That includes an HHS secretary even sleazier than Joe Don Baker—and I don't mean Biden Trump James.
by Maureen Dowd
Hollywood investigative reporter Olivia Nuzzi would sleep with any man in Chevy Chase if it would help her land a scoop. That includes an HHS secretary even sleazier than Joe Don Baker—and I don't mean Biden Trump James.
by Maureen Dowd
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your move, Gray Lady.
🎶 Come in here, dear boy, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar🎶
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
🎶 Come in here, dear boy, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar🎶
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"Fucking mirrors, how do they work?"
"No one knows lol"
"Must be a miracle. [solemn nod]"
"Similar to magnets, I think."
"Well that doesn't help!"
"Sorry that’s all I got."
"Fair enough. I guess it's time to Do My Own Research™."
"No one knows lol"
"Must be a miracle. [solemn nod]"
"Similar to magnets, I think."
"Well that doesn't help!"
"Sorry that’s all I got."
"Fair enough. I guess it's time to Do My Own Research™."
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Fucking mirrors, how do they work?"
"No one knows lol"
"Must be a miracle. [solemn nod]"
"Similar to magnets, I think."
"Well that doesn't help!"
"Sorry that’s all I got."
"Fair enough. I guess it's time to Do My Own Research™."
"No one knows lol"
"Must be a miracle. [solemn nod]"
"Similar to magnets, I think."
"Well that doesn't help!"
"Sorry that’s all I got."
"Fair enough. I guess it's time to Do My Own Research™."
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I have long believed (and continue to maintain) that every single list of all time great entertainment (movies, shows, albums, songs) is intentionally written wrong in order to make a lot of people mad as hell and trigger angry discourse that drive hate clicks.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I have long believed (and continue to maintain) that every single list of all time great entertainment (movies, shows, albums, songs) is intentionally written wrong in order to make a lot of people mad as hell and trigger angry discourse that drive hate clicks.
Exterminate all rational thought, Charlie Brown
Man is the warmest place to hide, Charlie Brown
Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Exterminate all rational thought, Charlie Brown
Synchronicity. Was just listening to the B-52's when this popped up on my feed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeWo...
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Synchronicity. Was just listening to the B-52's when this popped up on my feed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeWo...
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Watch this space...
Some exciting artists are getting involved with new Sorrow Stories music coming in 2026...not only exciting for me (because I like them!) but also it will be for a lot of you too (as you like them also!) 😉and more to come...
#newmusic
Some exciting artists are getting involved with new Sorrow Stories music coming in 2026...not only exciting for me (because I like them!) but also it will be for a lot of you too (as you like them also!) 😉and more to come...
#newmusic
three red monsters are standing in front of a full moon in a cartoon
ALT: three red monsters are standing in front of a full moon in a cartoon
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Watch this space...
Some exciting artists are getting involved with new Sorrow Stories music coming in 2026...not only exciting for me (because I like them!) but also it will be for a lot of you too (as you like them also!) 😉and more to come...
#newmusic
Some exciting artists are getting involved with new Sorrow Stories music coming in 2026...not only exciting for me (because I like them!) but also it will be for a lot of you too (as you like them also!) 😉and more to come...
#newmusic
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Cheetahs continue to be scary predators.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Cheetahs continue to be scary predators.
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THE LAW IS NOT A MORAL COMPASS HOLY SHIT
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
THE LAW IS NOT A MORAL COMPASS HOLY SHIT
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Soon I discovered this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect
Previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect
Previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Soon I discovered this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect
Previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect
Previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
One of our cats had to go to the vet this week. The other three huddled up for a stress nap, waiting for him to come home. You wouldn't guess from the picture, but the oreo speedwagon in the middle laid down first. #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One of our cats had to go to the vet this week. The other three huddled up for a stress nap, waiting for him to come home. You wouldn't guess from the picture, but the oreo speedwagon in the middle laid down first. #Caturday
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood.