Douglas Muth (Giza White Mage) 🔜 ANE
@dmuth.bsky.social
Philly! Diceware, AWS, CyberSec, DMARC, Docker, Splunk, White Mage. Staffs too many furry cons. he/him, Single 🍳👀, Eagle Scout, #Undertale fursuiter.
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More: https://dmuth.carrd.co/
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My parents: "Go play with the neighbor kids."
The neighbor kids:
The neighbor kids:
What did they expect? AI is autocomplete on steroids wired into a random number generator. Did you expect it to do detailed math?
Excel would have done this better and more importantly, it would have been auditable and reproducible.
Excel would have done this better and more importantly, it would have been auditable and reproducible.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
What did they expect? AI is autocomplete on steroids wired into a random number generator. Did you expect it to do detailed math?
Excel would have done this better and more importantly, it would have been auditable and reproducible.
Excel would have done this better and more importantly, it would have been auditable and reproducible.
Curling would be more of exciting if you could sack the quarterback.
a woman in a pink dress is sweeping a curling stone on a rink
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sweeping a curling stone on a rink
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Curling would be more of exciting if you could sack the quarterback.
Being a little chaotic at this beer and cheese party.
February 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Being a little chaotic at this beer and cheese party.
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![Star Trek The Original Series scene. Montgomery Scott, in his red uniform and with a floral red velvety looking backdrop, looks happy. Like, just SO happy. He's beaming, not StarTrek beaming, just happy beaming. Closed caption reads: [BANGING]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreicbz4twkqoqvwusnle6jcrjnlpkzwbtomhchn7iezqq6xwkqyidu4@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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Anytime someone says "you're not allowed to criticize us", you should pay very close attention to what they are trying to hide.
Filming ICE as well as criticizing them is your First Amendment right. Use it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Filming ICE as well as criticizing them is your First Amendment right. Use it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Anytime someone says "you're not allowed to criticize us", you should pay very close attention to what they are trying to hide.
Filming ICE as well as criticizing them is your First Amendment right. Use it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Filming ICE as well as criticizing them is your First Amendment right. Use it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
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such cases easily predicted by penrose diagrams etc etc
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
such cases easily predicted by penrose diagrams etc etc
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Con staff and volunteers are random people who are donating their time.
There are much better ways to treat them than writing emails like… this.
Have a little empathy and try to keep in mind that there’s a human behind the keyboard reading your words.
There are much better ways to treat them than writing emails like… this.
Have a little empathy and try to keep in mind that there’s a human behind the keyboard reading your words.
This.... this isn't what you do to someone who volunteered for almost 10 years.
My art is "not on par"
I give up. This year has been so horrible, one after another. This was the last slap in the face I can take.
Con name redacted.
My art is "not on par"
I give up. This year has been so horrible, one after another. This was the last slap in the face I can take.
Con name redacted.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Con staff and volunteers are random people who are donating their time.
There are much better ways to treat them than writing emails like… this.
Have a little empathy and try to keep in mind that there’s a human behind the keyboard reading your words.
There are much better ways to treat them than writing emails like… this.
Have a little empathy and try to keep in mind that there’s a human behind the keyboard reading your words.
I’m loving this Spanish halftime show.
I hope conservatives are clutching their pearls.
I hope conservatives are clutching their pearls.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’m loving this Spanish halftime show.
I hope conservatives are clutching their pearls.
I hope conservatives are clutching their pearls.
Singing toilets
two cartoon characters are sitting on a couch one is wearing a ac dc shirt and the other is wearing a metallica shirt
ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting on a couch one is wearing a ac dc shirt and the other is wearing a metallica shirt
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Singing toilets
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"We're so united! That's why there's like five competing halftime shows meant to appeal to your racist dad!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
"We're so united! That's why there's like five competing halftime shows meant to appeal to your racist dad!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Why is the Super Bowl using Roman numerals?
Why can’t they use numbers like normal people?
Why can’t they use numbers like normal people?
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Why is the Super Bowl using Roman numerals?
Why can’t they use numbers like normal people?
Why can’t they use numbers like normal people?
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February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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It's so cold here that I'm watching a video about the time we blew up a refinery here in Philadelphia just so I can feel warm:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc8q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc8q...
Wake Up Call: Refinery Disaster in Philadelphia
YouTube video by USCSB
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It's so cold here that I'm watching a video about the time we blew up a refinery here in Philadelphia just so I can feel warm:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc8q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc8q...
Spotted at a church down the street from me--this sign goes so hard.
I'm not a fan of organized religion, but clearly some churches are better than others.
Anyway, fuck ICE, black lives matter, and protect your trans friends.
I'm not a fan of organized religion, but clearly some churches are better than others.
Anyway, fuck ICE, black lives matter, and protect your trans friends.
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Spotted at a church down the street from me--this sign goes so hard.
I'm not a fan of organized religion, but clearly some churches are better than others.
Anyway, fuck ICE, black lives matter, and protect your trans friends.
I'm not a fan of organized religion, but clearly some churches are better than others.
Anyway, fuck ICE, black lives matter, and protect your trans friends.
A normal day on LinkedIn:
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
A normal day on LinkedIn:
Hey everyone, I’ve been doing more #SEPTA work--did a refresh of the data dumps from septastats.com and I now have ALL Regional Rail train data from October 23rd, 2015. Find it here: www.dropbox.com/sh/3jnvonaqt...
Stats:
- 139 million pieces of train data
- Total size: 37 GB uncompressed
Stats:
- 139 million pieces of train data
- Total size: 37 GB uncompressed
Septa Stats
Real-time stats on SEPTA Regional Rail Trains
septastats.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Hey everyone, I’ve been doing more #SEPTA work--did a refresh of the data dumps from septastats.com and I now have ALL Regional Rail train data from October 23rd, 2015. Find it here: www.dropbox.com/sh/3jnvonaqt...
Stats:
- 139 million pieces of train data
- Total size: 37 GB uncompressed
Stats:
- 139 million pieces of train data
- Total size: 37 GB uncompressed
I'm not apologizing for this.
...or my pic of pineapple on pizza, either.
...or my pic of pineapple on pizza, either.
That’s why I have regular vowel movements.
I don’t want to become… consonated.
I don’t want to become… consonated.
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I'm not apologizing for this.
...or my pic of pineapple on pizza, either.
...or my pic of pineapple on pizza, either.