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🍠☕Lets badly roast coffee together☕🍠
In character when I think it will annoy you.
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"queso and or bluescale depending on when i first encountered you, why do you talk about dieting yet are still so big"

i gesture behind me at the PILED plate of pierogi 10 feet away that my loving husband has left out, spicy bbq sauce for dipping and all
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wish cults weren't bad. I think i could make a cool cult very low investment, every weekend get together in cool ware house, run a smoke machine, chant lorem ipsum together with some spooky red lights, maybe some cool rat masks or something, order pizza and all stand T posing as the driver arrives
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
taste testing a scone for quality control, taste testing a second as a control group and then also taste testing a third scone with honey and butter to create a bigger sample size for data analysis, taste testing a forth scone for more confidence interval data entry, taste testing the 5th for uh
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Just one more set of weights" said the 40+ year old alpaca who forgot they're 40+ i dont think my arms can move this is why exercise should be illegal to me
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i got so mad about swat kats i forgot i made coffee and now i have two coffees so now im going to be mad and have heart palpitations

"just dont drink both of the coffees" hold still im collapsing all neurons in your mind responsible for this thought you're having the procedure will be over soon
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
after the swatt kat guys stole like a million dollars for a fake tv show reboot (its "In development" ) why the fuck would anyone give them money for a comic just light your money on fire and create the two furry main characters in your mind so they can kiss each other or whatever
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the youtube algorithm has assessed that I am the kind of alpaca that would willingly click on videos called like '1 hour of vines that really butter my biscuit' so im going to be in a solemn state of self evaluation for a while, please be patient with me in this time of reflection
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I can no longer take any more abuse from my parents and need to get out asap, after being emotionally manipulated last Septembera
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
listening to uplifting inspiraitonal music as i eat this sugar free muesli and yogurt to trick my brain into thinking im doing something heroic its not working dear god i want pasta so bad so bad dear god i want pasta so bad im going to scream this is hell
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
my entire face + snout in the coffee grinder tray inhaling the bean fumes as i wait for the espresso machine to finish like im a disgusting farm yard animal already trying to eat grain from the bucket before it even hits my trough
November 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
(extremely smug expression) heh, i slept in

(i lean in uncomfortably close) and also im stupid as hell
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
seductively slipping out of my shirt and getting myself comfortable which also means 30-50 extremely loud and seductive minutes of using an industrial electric wool shearer getting huge clumps of wool all over the bedroom also in a very seductive manner
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
oh noo all out of normal lunch materials ill have to cook a giant pot of pasta what a shameee
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
its so good im in trouble
(Freezer full of frozen blocks of red curry, meat sauce and pulled pork)

what if I made japanese curry for even MORE meal prep...
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
(Freezer full of frozen blocks of red curry, meat sauce and pulled pork)

what if I made japanese curry for even MORE meal prep...
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
almost just posted about something that wasnt food art stellaris or coffee, that was a close one
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
being five foot nine and looking down at a five foot eight person with an expression of absolute power + confidence
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The layers of uh wool finally starting to pay off as it gets colder
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
if you knew me from twitter 9 if you know me from here 1
October 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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mmm… Chill con carne, with extra cheese… 🤤

🎨 @bluescale.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Literally just sat here with an apple and a scone w/honey taking alternating bites of each one to balance my diet so the apple calories (healthy) can negate the scone calories (bad)
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The colder months are rolling in, which means it's migration season!

Hot Bird Summer is forever, in my heart... ☀️🦆

(🎨: @bluescale.bsky.social)
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
performative male? I've been performing as a male my whole life thats my goddamn problem leave me ALONE im BAKING
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
like godzilla emerging from great depths i raise my head , open my terrible (alpaca) jaws and politely ask who wants scones i just made like 20 i have honey and cream
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM