Axeman
@fictograd.bsky.social
Proud father of around 200 blocks—come for the drama, stay for the opinions about writing, the publishing industry, and the woes that ail—buy my old ass book (HOLLY (Fiction Vortex Press)(2019)), or don't, I don't get royalties from it anymore
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Axeman
@fictograd.bsky.social
· Aug 29
For the record, MY horror-mystery novel called HOLLY came out in 2019, and it is Stephen King copying ME
people still be out here acting like whataboutism is a win in the year of our ludd 2025
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
people still be out here acting like whataboutism is a win in the year of our ludd 2025
my wife will be so mad if she sees this timestamp
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my wife will be so mad if she sees this timestamp
someone get this man a million dollars
a pb&j but with an extra bread in the middle like a big mac
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
someone get this man a million dollars
Why does my weather app need to tell me it’s 34 but feels like it’s 21? Can’t it just tell me it’s 21?
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why does my weather app need to tell me it’s 34 but feels like it’s 21? Can’t it just tell me it’s 21?
saying “I’m really good at ai” is like saying “I’m really good at masturbating”
like, okay?
why does this matter to me?
like, okay?
why does this matter to me?
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
saying “I’m really good at ai” is like saying “I’m really good at masturbating”
like, okay?
why does this matter to me?
like, okay?
why does this matter to me?
This is the way
Welcome, new users. Posts on Bluesky are called skeets.
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
This is the way
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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it just feels like.
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it just feels like.
Joan of arc and the girlies showing up to Orleans
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Joan of arc and the girlies showing up to Orleans
Poor ‘em out for your homies and heroes, rest in peace, Jane
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Poor ‘em out for your homies and heroes, rest in peace, Jane
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It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University
September 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University
This is an important story and I’m reposting but I’m also going to point out it’s 2/3rds of 1800 detainees missing, so more like 1200, which is still bad I just like to be factually correct.
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is an important story and I’m reposting but I’m also going to point out it’s 2/3rds of 1800 detainees missing, so more like 1200, which is still bad I just like to be factually correct.
He CANNOT have my nickel
I don't recall anyone offering you a nickel.
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
He CANNOT have my nickel
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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Political violence is a terrible thing, but people seem to forget that war, police brutality, evictions, and deportations are also forms of political violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Political violence is a terrible thing, but people seem to forget that war, police brutality, evictions, and deportations are also forms of political violence.
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A good enough reason to spend lots of time doing art is just that it’s fun to do art
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A good enough reason to spend lots of time doing art is just that it’s fun to do art
homeownership for me seems to mostly be texting my wife every time I kill a cricket, like I’m a hitman
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
homeownership for me seems to mostly be texting my wife every time I kill a cricket, like I’m a hitman
okay all of us did not fall for it
just some of us
a very large sum of us, yes, but not all of us
just some of us
a very large sum of us, yes, but not all of us
Dear America:
In case you haven’t figured it out, this country is his latest bankruptcy.
Sincerely,
Y’all really fell for it again
In case you haven’t figured it out, this country is his latest bankruptcy.
Sincerely,
Y’all really fell for it again
September 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
okay all of us did not fall for it
just some of us
a very large sum of us, yes, but not all of us
just some of us
a very large sum of us, yes, but not all of us
Anyone know what kind of birb this is?
August 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Anyone know what kind of birb this is?
Ooooo shiiiiiiiitttt
Sir those are *vertical* stripes
August 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ooooo shiiiiiiiitttt
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No i am not get some fucking self respect and confidence James fuckin hell
August 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
No i am not get some fucking self respect and confidence James fuckin hell
I agree with everything in this except that “uk scotus” is wrong and everyone should point and laugh at how wrong it is
August 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I agree with everything in this except that “uk scotus” is wrong and everyone should point and laugh at how wrong it is