Alex Fernie
@ferniecommaalex.bsky.social
Let’s give this one a try. I’m a writer and a director and do improv comedy.
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If you're bargaining from a place of "don't punch me in the face too bad, sir," you're gonna get punched in the face, and they're probably gonna do it harder and harder.
If your bargaining position is, "I will expose your pedophile friends and you will face tribunals," the conversation changes.
If your bargaining position is, "I will expose your pedophile friends and you will face tribunals," the conversation changes.
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
If you're bargaining from a place of "don't punch me in the face too bad, sir," you're gonna get punched in the face, and they're probably gonna do it harder and harder.
If your bargaining position is, "I will expose your pedophile friends and you will face tribunals," the conversation changes.
If your bargaining position is, "I will expose your pedophile friends and you will face tribunals," the conversation changes.
Took my kid to see the Spongebob movie and the power went out on the entire block in Burbank right as it was about to start and we had to evacuate the AMC. 4 out of 5 stars.
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Took my kid to see the Spongebob movie and the power went out on the entire block in Burbank right as it was about to start and we had to evacuate the AMC. 4 out of 5 stars.
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Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
For a guy who people claim is the only one "fighting Trump," Gavin Newsom sure is awfully quiet about Trump's illegal regime change attack of a foreign nation.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
For a guy who people claim is the only one "fighting Trump," Gavin Newsom sure is awfully quiet about Trump's illegal regime change attack of a foreign nation.
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
I legitimately think that claiming "this is a distraction!" about whatever new horrible thing that is happening is one of the absolute stupidest thing imaginable.
I get that people think it makes them sound savvy and astute. But it makes them sound dumb as hell to me.
I get that people think it makes them sound savvy and astute. But it makes them sound dumb as hell to me.
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I legitimately think that claiming "this is a distraction!" about whatever new horrible thing that is happening is one of the absolute stupidest thing imaginable.
I get that people think it makes them sound savvy and astute. But it makes them sound dumb as hell to me.
I get that people think it makes them sound savvy and astute. But it makes them sound dumb as hell to me.
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The Trump administration.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The Trump administration.
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
Remember when pundit world pretended that Marco Rubio was a serious, respectable person?
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Remember when pundit world pretended that Marco Rubio was a serious, respectable person?
At least last time a historically terrible U.S. president got us into an unjust, Neo-colonialist regime change war, he had the decency to lie and pretend it WASN’T about oil.
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
At least last time a historically terrible U.S. president got us into an unjust, Neo-colonialist regime change war, he had the decency to lie and pretend it WASN’T about oil.
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It is truly wild to see these guys taking SO LONG to realize no one wants this. Like it never occurred to them?
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
It is truly wild to see these guys taking SO LONG to realize no one wants this. Like it never occurred to them?
It's wildly depressing that so many people don't seem to understand how insane it is to claim an AI chatbot "apologized."
There is no difference between "Grok apologized" and "My little battery powered 7-Up Spot that wiggles around in an approximation of dancing when the radio plays apologized."
There is no difference between "Grok apologized" and "My little battery powered 7-Up Spot that wiggles around in an approximation of dancing when the radio plays apologized."
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 AM
It's wildly depressing that so many people don't seem to understand how insane it is to claim an AI chatbot "apologized."
There is no difference between "Grok apologized" and "My little battery powered 7-Up Spot that wiggles around in an approximation of dancing when the radio plays apologized."
There is no difference between "Grok apologized" and "My little battery powered 7-Up Spot that wiggles around in an approximation of dancing when the radio plays apologized."
Was Revolution X a true story? Did that actually happen to Aerosmith?
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Was Revolution X a true story? Did that actually happen to Aerosmith?
You can watch this right now and start 2026 right: with a true waking nightmare!
a very important interview with Brennan Lee Mulligan & Jacob Wysocki tonight 🥰 watch only on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT
📸: Kate Elliott
📸: Kate Elliott
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You can watch this right now and start 2026 right: with a true waking nightmare!
He’s speaking a language that is entirely foreign to the Schumer wing of the Democratic Party. If we’re lucky, this will be the first death knell for the useless “bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship” idiocy of the mainstream Dems.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
He’s speaking a language that is entirely foreign to the Schumer wing of the Democratic Party. If we’re lucky, this will be the first death knell for the useless “bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship” idiocy of the mainstream Dems.
Sam Altman absolutely deserves to be in jail.
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Sam Altman absolutely deserves to be in jail.
In 2025, I got to work with and make stuff with a lot of friends that I really like and who are really talented.
I hope that trend continues.
I hope that trend continues.
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
In 2025, I got to work with and make stuff with a lot of friends that I really like and who are really talented.
I hope that trend continues.
I hope that trend continues.
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Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
Anyone fooled by Marjorie Taylor Greene’s redemption tour is the dumbest fuckers on the planet. Shocking that they’re capable of remembering to breathe.
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Anyone fooled by Marjorie Taylor Greene’s redemption tour is the dumbest fuckers on the planet. Shocking that they’re capable of remembering to breathe.
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
Avatar is interesting because discourse from people who love it and discourse from people who dislike it are both equally tedious.
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Avatar is interesting because discourse from people who love it and discourse from people who dislike it are both equally tedious.