Feersum Eejit
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Remember when Tiffany played at the Bull Ring? That was something that happened
More of the same crap on a different platform, by now it's your fault
More of the same crap on a different platform, by now it's your fault
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this heralds the Time of Comeuppance, when grifters who have been hauling in cash pretending to be qualified for their jobs start getting their asses handed to them, shown to them, fed to them
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
this heralds the Time of Comeuppance, when grifters who have been hauling in cash pretending to be qualified for their jobs start getting their asses handed to them, shown to them, fed to them
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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
The people who live here don't actually "live here" I'm pretty sure of it. It's busy and that oven doesn't look used. Can't find a worktop to chop an onion on without a statue on it
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The people who live here don't actually "live here" I'm pretty sure of it. It's busy and that oven doesn't look used. Can't find a worktop to chop an onion on without a statue on it
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Across the country, women are dying of sepsis, losing organs, being arrested for miscarriages, and used as brain-dead incubators.
Corpses have more rights than women living under abortion bans.
What better moment to run a full court cultural press about how freedom isn’t that great anyway?
Corpses have more rights than women living under abortion bans.
What better moment to run a full court cultural press about how freedom isn’t that great anyway?
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Across the country, women are dying of sepsis, losing organs, being arrested for miscarriages, and used as brain-dead incubators.
Corpses have more rights than women living under abortion bans.
What better moment to run a full court cultural press about how freedom isn’t that great anyway?
Corpses have more rights than women living under abortion bans.
What better moment to run a full court cultural press about how freedom isn’t that great anyway?
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“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself but because my crap rip-offs of Roald Dahl written by other people are so best-selling it would damage the country to hear about it”
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself but because my crap rip-offs of Roald Dahl written by other people are so best-selling it would damage the country to hear about it”
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That may seem like a big jump until you remember all the AI features that you don’t want and can’t turn off
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That may seem like a big jump until you remember all the AI features that you don’t want and can’t turn off
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Let this be the end of the Jake Paul Boxing Scam
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Let this be the end of the Jake Paul Boxing Scam
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saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
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I don't give a single solitary fuck about what happens to Bill Clinton, specifically, but I also want to go on record as saying there is no one, famous or a personal friend, who I hold so dear that if they were a rapist, I would not want that news coming out. Name, shame, prosecute. ALL. OF. THEM.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I don't give a single solitary fuck about what happens to Bill Clinton, specifically, but I also want to go on record as saying there is no one, famous or a personal friend, who I hold so dear that if they were a rapist, I would not want that news coming out. Name, shame, prosecute. ALL. OF. THEM.
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We can laugh at the extreme redaction in the Epstein files but if that was Britain it’d have been burned, the PM would’ve denied its existence, everyone who saw it would’ve been euthanised by MI5 and the Sun and the Mail would be in year 16 of the most ruthless hate campaign humanity has ever seen.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We can laugh at the extreme redaction in the Epstein files but if that was Britain it’d have been burned, the PM would’ve denied its existence, everyone who saw it would’ve been euthanised by MI5 and the Sun and the Mail would be in year 16 of the most ruthless hate campaign humanity has ever seen.
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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Why do so many people who think there will never be another election also invest so much time in demanding people promise their vote to a center-right freak 3 years before the election. Shouldn't you be building a bunker or creating meaningful community organizations or something
December 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why do so many people who think there will never be another election also invest so much time in demanding people promise their vote to a center-right freak 3 years before the election. Shouldn't you be building a bunker or creating meaningful community organizations or something
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When we start reaching the point of "better a dead child," I don't give a fuck what the other half of that sentence was going to be. The trans children I have known--and trans kids exist, absolutely--have been joyous, delightful, wonderful souls. They would not be better dead. No child is.
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When we start reaching the point of "better a dead child," I don't give a fuck what the other half of that sentence was going to be. The trans children I have known--and trans kids exist, absolutely--have been joyous, delightful, wonderful souls. They would not be better dead. No child is.
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Can we not lionize the Binders Full of Women guy just because he wanted a little attention? Mr. "Corporations are People too" is not your friend, folks! Sorry! Your real friends are the tired Socialists who you've spent decades screaming at because they correctly identify problems and bad people
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can we not lionize the Binders Full of Women guy just because he wanted a little attention? Mr. "Corporations are People too" is not your friend, folks! Sorry! Your real friends are the tired Socialists who you've spent decades screaming at because they correctly identify problems and bad people
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My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
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the internet has strayed far from its intended purpose, which is uploading 240p 15fps videos of you hitting your friend on the head with a shovel
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
the internet has strayed far from its intended purpose, which is uploading 240p 15fps videos of you hitting your friend on the head with a shovel
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It's correctly pointed out that none of this is to protect kids.
It's:
1. A giveaway to Big Tech to deepen their data mining and make it impossible to opt out
2. A tool for religious bigots to hide any and all info about being gay, trans, feminist, atheist, or just being a civilized human being
It's:
1. A giveaway to Big Tech to deepen their data mining and make it impossible to opt out
2. A tool for religious bigots to hide any and all info about being gay, trans, feminist, atheist, or just being a civilized human being
Here's an example of how useless and frustrating internet laws to "protect kids" are in practice: When I'm in Ohio, where I am during the holidays, I can't use my Bluesky DMs—unless I hand over my ID to a company owned by Epic Games. Why? To protect kids, of course!
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...
Why I have to give Fortnite my passport to use Bluesky
Age verification laws are as ineffective as they are dangerous.
spitfirenews.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's correctly pointed out that none of this is to protect kids.
It's:
1. A giveaway to Big Tech to deepen their data mining and make it impossible to opt out
2. A tool for religious bigots to hide any and all info about being gay, trans, feminist, atheist, or just being a civilized human being
It's:
1. A giveaway to Big Tech to deepen their data mining and make it impossible to opt out
2. A tool for religious bigots to hide any and all info about being gay, trans, feminist, atheist, or just being a civilized human being
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As with Kavanaugh stops, the Supreme Court utterly discounted the profound chilling effect of having to show papers, this time on the internet.
For most users, it's not a minor inconvenience or speed bump, it's a deal-breaker.
For most users, it's not a minor inconvenience or speed bump, it's a deal-breaker.
Here's an example of how useless and frustrating internet laws to "protect kids" are in practice: When I'm in Ohio, where I am during the holidays, I can't use my Bluesky DMs—unless I hand over my ID to a company owned by Epic Games. Why? To protect kids, of course!
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...
Why I have to give Fortnite my passport to use Bluesky
Age verification laws are as ineffective as they are dangerous.
spitfirenews.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
As with Kavanaugh stops, the Supreme Court utterly discounted the profound chilling effect of having to show papers, this time on the internet.
For most users, it's not a minor inconvenience or speed bump, it's a deal-breaker.
For most users, it's not a minor inconvenience or speed bump, it's a deal-breaker.
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It's a lovely Christmas in the village, and you are a horrible goose
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It's a lovely Christmas in the village, and you are a horrible goose
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Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.