Fred Paffhausen
@fdpaff.bsky.social
Does the winning team get to eat it?
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Does the winning team get to eat it?
Are they how Muscle Shoals got the Swampers?
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Are they how Muscle Shoals got the Swampers?
Oh good. So it’s not just my toddler
“you should put socks on that baby!”
I did. So many times.
I did. So many times.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh good. So it’s not just my toddler
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"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
I have fond memories of Gopher
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I have fond memories of Gopher
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I have now reached the "all my rough paper has been written on on both sides and around the edges and looks like the confession letter of a guy who thinks aliens are talking to him through a stuffed weasel and that's why he had to eat his neighbour's dog" stage of writing this book.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I have now reached the "all my rough paper has been written on on both sides and around the edges and looks like the confession letter of a guy who thinks aliens are talking to him through a stuffed weasel and that's why he had to eat his neighbour's dog" stage of writing this book.
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
American with an electric kettle. I’d just put the water in a pot and turn the induction burner on high
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
American with an electric kettle. I’d just put the water in a pot and turn the induction burner on high
I’m doing the same thing, but each kid will also get tricks (a lime and a russet potato)
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m doing the same thing, but each kid will also get tricks (a lime and a russet potato)
It’s a 4X game where Rose from the comic strip Rose Is Rose seeks to take over a procedurally-generated world
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s a 4X game where Rose from the comic strip Rose Is Rose seeks to take over a procedurally-generated world
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Kahless tells us that even if you are confident that you can do anything, know that you can't do everything. Choose your battles wisely, concentrate on what matters most, and whatever you make of life, make it count.
October 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kahless tells us that even if you are confident that you can do anything, know that you can't do everything. Choose your battles wisely, concentrate on what matters most, and whatever you make of life, make it count.
Some people are in to using a blindfold. What’s the Invisible Man if not a blindfold you don’t need to wear?
October 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Some people are in to using a blindfold. What’s the Invisible Man if not a blindfold you don’t need to wear?
My wife and I once got an OG Trivial Pursuit card where five of the six questions were directly or indirectly about The Last Supper and the sixth was about bouillabaisse
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My wife and I once got an OG Trivial Pursuit card where five of the six questions were directly or indirectly about The Last Supper and the sixth was about bouillabaisse
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
They should have had Cyclops’ homebrew. No hops, no grain. Dude gets a Lipton teabag and heats the water with by zapping the microwave with an eye blastl
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
They should have had Cyclops’ homebrew. No hops, no grain. Dude gets a Lipton teabag and heats the water with by zapping the microwave with an eye blastl
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
If the definition of media is stretched to include non-fiction, John Rawls, “A Theory of Justice”.
If non-fiction is excluded, Mister Rogers Neighborhood or Sesame Street
If non-fiction is excluded, Mister Rogers Neighborhood or Sesame Street
September 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If the definition of media is stretched to include non-fiction, John Rawls, “A Theory of Justice”.
If non-fiction is excluded, Mister Rogers Neighborhood or Sesame Street
If non-fiction is excluded, Mister Rogers Neighborhood or Sesame Street
I have said the same thing about my 20 month old human. Including once to the pediatric dentist office’s scheduler
August 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have said the same thing about my 20 month old human. Including once to the pediatric dentist office’s scheduler
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for real, at least a solid margin of AI devotees are people who just started a new life under a new name in the 19th century
Used to be a fella could just skip town, start a new life
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
for real, at least a solid margin of AI devotees are people who just started a new life under a new name in the 19th century
That’s one way to make sure nobody ever sleeps on your guest room
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That’s one way to make sure nobody ever sleeps on your guest room
This reminds me of one of my favorite Flop House bits:
Cat On a Hot Tintin Roof
YouTube video by The Flop House Podcast
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This reminds me of one of my favorite Flop House bits:
Naps are a perk of being a dad
July 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Naps are a perk of being a dad
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
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St. Peter: How'd you die?
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
June 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
St. Peter: How'd you die?
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.