FaustMN
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FaustMN
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Sleepy Donnie
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.

You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Absolute garbage
Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Musk himself, who is the world's richest man.
Elon Musk’s Foundation Grows to $14 Billion, but Gives Little to Outsiders
The philanthropy has become one of America’s biggest, but most of its giving went to charities closely tied to the world’s richest man.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Monsters
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cocaine Donny
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Brother I can’t brunch any other way
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Good front-paging.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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It begins. First, the casinos promise to pay a ton of taxes. Then they starts to ask for tax breaks. Happens all the time.
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Trump wants nothing more than the authority to have journalists he doesn't like murdered.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Imagine being the only prick (Clay Higgins R-LA) to vote against the release of the Epstein Files.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Decent @washingtonpost.com headline for what is among the clearest impeachable offenses Trump has so far engaged in
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The Case for Lobotomizing Brett Stephens
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Just reviewed my health insurance plan for next year (bought on the WA state exchange). My annual deductible has gone up 66% and I will be paying $100 more per month for the privilege of worse insurance. Amazing!
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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😎🌵🪴 oh, those pesky taxes
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Trump claims his ICE raids are going after the "worst of the worst".

But his own DOJ admits that over 97% of immigrants detained in Chicago have no criminal record.

It was always about cruelty, not public safety.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank you, RFK Jr.!
SCOOP: CDC officials on Monday linked for the first time the measles outbreak that began in Texas with another in Utah and Arizona, a finding that could end America’s status as a nation that has eliminated measles.
(Gift link)

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/h...
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
thehill.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Can’t anyone explain the purpose of the taxi dispatchers at NY airports?

Pretty sure I can find the taxi right in front of me without you pointing at it, bro.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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You can't fool me. That's Andre 3000.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM