Pastor Eli
fatidiot.bsky.social
Pastor Eli
@fatidiot.bsky.social
Minister in training, Universalist, Leftist, Jesus Fan. Fat, queer, trans.
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This is superb. Ian McKellen delivers a blistering pro-immigration monologue written by Shakespeare, that makes you want to punch the air with exhilaration. Wow, wow, wow.

An absolute must-watch. (Starts at 20:10 but the entire interview is a joy.) youtu.be/2l2RqzVG4ag
"There's Nothing I Enjoy More Than Acting In The Theater" - Ian McKellen EXTENDED INTERVIEW
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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Sniffer
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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We got told our entire lives that rich people got all their money because they are our best and brightest, only to be kicked in the teeth with thousands of rich people emails that say shit like

“R u br=ngn lil gurls 2 . Partee ;)”
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
American Christianity is a heresy
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?

MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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yeah seeing the "Minneapolis took off because the so-called 'activists' got out of the way and let normal people in" takes is really frustrating. that's not at all an accurate look at what's happening in Mpls or anywhere else. All these movements rely on cores of people who have experience.
Lots of regular degular, never-done-an-activism folks have been activated in recent months and are working alongside a bunch of seasoned, die-hard, been-tired-for-ten-years-or-more organizers, and you don't know all of those stories bc most people are moving with a bit of discretion in these times.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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I have this great Spanish history book about female prisoners of the Franco regime who managed to communicate with each other and anti fascist cells by encoding messages in knitting patterns they shared. The male guards never checked them because it was "just" women's knitting patterns
knittingit.com/knitting-abb...

A big list of the assembly language used by generations of women in knitting, an assembly language men didn't think an important or useful or *intellectual* skill worth learning.
Knitting Abbreviations List | Knitting It
New to knitting or seeing an unfamiliar abbreviation in a pattern? No need to worry! Discover the complete list of knitting abbreviations...
knittingit.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.

In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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I went to Minneapolis to see what it means when ICE occupies a city. And I left with one unmistakable realization: ICE is not broken. It is working exactly as President Donald Trump wants it to.

It cannot be reformed or retrained. It must be abolished.
El Sayed: It's time to abolish ICE
After the violence of the last year, abolishing ICE is not extreme; it is the necessary next step.
www.detroitnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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I understand that all of us have to live our lives and therefore simply cannot think deeply about the fact that the current fascist President of the United States is deeply unwell.

I do think, however, that it is the JOB of CONGRESS and the CABINET to protect the country FROM HIM. NOW.
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Suozzi voted for ICE funding last week and issued a preening self-congratulatory press release afterwards bragging about bucking the Dem Party on the vote. FAFO.
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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This guy is the architect of the original child separation policy in 2017. A demon
Homan: "The withdrawal of law enforcement resources here is dependent upon cooperation ... as we see that cooperation happen, then the redeployment will happen"
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Ok it’s definitely from Saturday and it’s cops not feds.

Wish any of these big blue check accounts cared about being accurate over likes.
Pretty confident the video of "feds" gassing people outside of a MSP "preschool" "this morning" is not from today and is probably from Saturday.

1. If you only see it from aggregators/randos/"dem strategists," pause.

2. If the caption says "uncovered footage," it probably didn't just happen.
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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rough day for trad cath adult converts who just wanted real life Dark Souls lore rather than any responsibility to do good in the world
One of Pope Leo XIV’s top U.S. allies, Cardinal Joseph Tobin, is calling for the defunding of ICE.

Echoing the pope’s moral warnings, Tobin says the “lawless organization” is perpetuating a “machinery of death.”
www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/pope-leos-...
Pope Leo’s Top U.S. Ally Says ‘No’ to Funding ICE
Cardinal Joseph Tobin calls ICE a “lawless organization” perpetuating a “machinery of death” and urges Congress to defund Trump’s deportation force.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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someone's realizing he might for real lose his seat over this, huh
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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I looked into Cities Church, which was protested for having an ICE agent as a pastor.

You already thought they were right-wing. But they're far worse than you thought.

They're ground zero for the "empathy is a sin" idea, among others.

www.salon.com/2026/01/26/p...
The pro-ICE church is worse than you think
Cities Church in St. Paul is the persecutor, not the persecuted
www.salon.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM