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Just let them get absolutely trashed
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I'm so sorry for your loss Mehdi!
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October:

- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Weak
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yeah this dude reinvented himself into a douche.
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m a life long Democrat and I’m saying this from the bottom of my heart… please resign. We need new leadership. You’re incapable of meeting the moment we’re in.
September 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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So, you’re saying it’s illegal to throw a sandwich at the gestapo but it’s totally cool to beat Capitol police with American flags?
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Imagine a German saying they're proud of the Nazi part of their history.
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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In a disgusting display of authoritarian abuse, ICE violently detains an Iranian-born American doctor, even breaking his car window, as he dropped his child off at daycare.
July 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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In Sacramento yesterday morning a US citizen is tackled by ICE agents as his horrified wife screams.
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Yet again America is bombing the Middle East and yet again we the American people are given a very lame excuse as to why.
June 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You look old af
June 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I can walk and chew gum at the same time, thanks. If I want to call out our leadership for not meeting the moment, I will.
May 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
And how are you spending YOUR time?! Posting nothing helpful online. Thanks. I’m good. How about you actually DO SOMETHING
April 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Resign.
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That’s my old neck of the woods!
April 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Is it the trade war or Elon self sabotaging himself, and by proxy his brands?
April 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Stop posting. Do something.
April 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM