@farscale.bsky.social
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
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ME: *passing around a bowl of spaghetti* and here are his guts *passing around a plate of meatballs* and his eyeballs *passing around a plate of garlic bread* and his uh crackly femurs
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ME: *passing around a bowl of spaghetti* and here are his guts *passing around a plate of meatballs* and his eyeballs *passing around a plate of garlic bread* and his uh crackly femurs
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
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(Me to a girl in the club): People would probably be pretty scared if there was a stegosaurus here. Not me - I know that they're herbivores.
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
(Me to a girl in the club): People would probably be pretty scared if there was a stegosaurus here. Not me - I know that they're herbivores.
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(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” ok well I asked the demon Belial and he told me to Darken the Streets, then wander forth flown with insolence and wine??
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” ok well I asked the demon Belial and he told me to Darken the Streets, then wander forth flown with insolence and wine??
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
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its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….
May 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….
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Oh I am a little gnome, I am a wretched goblin! Incorrect, you are a filthy taxpayer! You do not caper! You do not jape! I see you!
August 16, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Oh I am a little gnome, I am a wretched goblin! Incorrect, you are a filthy taxpayer! You do not caper! You do not jape! I see you!
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*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
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A BORROWER: *stoned out of his mind, hoisting your eyelid open at 2:30 in the morning* hey man do you have any morsels
December 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
A BORROWER: *stoned out of his mind, hoisting your eyelid open at 2:30 in the morning* hey man do you have any morsels
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"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
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i must be crowned with a dazzling tiara once every six hours or i will die. and buddy, i have NEVER died
April 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i must be crowned with a dazzling tiara once every six hours or i will die. and buddy, i have NEVER died
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Ancient sphinx: 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙄𝙏𝙎 𝙈𝘼𝙔 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀.
Me: 10 straw berries 😏
Me: 10 straw berries 😏
April 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ancient sphinx: 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙄𝙏𝙎 𝙈𝘼𝙔 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀.
Me: 10 straw berries 😏
Me: 10 straw berries 😏
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Me: [holding gas pump up to my mouth]
Attendant: [shaking his head]
Me: [moving gas pump to my car's fuel port and looking back at attendant]
Attendant: [nodding]
Attendant: [shaking his head]
Me: [moving gas pump to my car's fuel port and looking back at attendant]
Attendant: [nodding]
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me: [holding gas pump up to my mouth]
Attendant: [shaking his head]
Me: [moving gas pump to my car's fuel port and looking back at attendant]
Attendant: [nodding]
Attendant: [shaking his head]
Me: [moving gas pump to my car's fuel port and looking back at attendant]
Attendant: [nodding]
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