G
@fallingdolphins.bsky.social
mostly shitposting but occasionally serious.
terfs and fash can fuck off
he/him
terfs and fash can fuck off
he/him
Finished work and not back in until the 5th!
Now to completely waste my time off!
Now to completely waste my time off!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Finished work and not back in until the 5th!
Now to completely waste my time off!
Now to completely waste my time off!
I know I hadn't watched it in forever, but this is quite sad. Early 90s MTV Europe broadened so many of my musical horizons.
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I know I hadn't watched it in forever, but this is quite sad. Early 90s MTV Europe broadened so many of my musical horizons.
"I'm not as corrupt as my dad was" should never be the greatest selling point of a politics-adjacent person.
It's happened at least twice, and both times they're getting the 'Sensibles Who Should Be Listened To' treatment.
It's happened at least twice, and both times they're getting the 'Sensibles Who Should Be Listened To' treatment.
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"I'm not as corrupt as my dad was" should never be the greatest selling point of a politics-adjacent person.
It's happened at least twice, and both times they're getting the 'Sensibles Who Should Be Listened To' treatment.
It's happened at least twice, and both times they're getting the 'Sensibles Who Should Be Listened To' treatment.
Looking forward to this evening's Hogmanay plans of...being in bed by 2230.
I'm in the wrong half of my forties, I need sleep.
I'm in the wrong half of my forties, I need sleep.
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Looking forward to this evening's Hogmanay plans of...being in bed by 2230.
I'm in the wrong half of my forties, I need sleep.
I'm in the wrong half of my forties, I need sleep.
"Judge me on what I do" is very clearly a statement that she's going to be horrifically hostile to trans people and she'd like you all to leave your criticism until the damage is done.
I'd like to think no one is stupid enough to fall for it, but *gestures wildly at everything*
I'd like to think no one is stupid enough to fall for it, but *gestures wildly at everything*
Judge me on what I do, says new EHRC chair after transgender groups’ criticism
Mary-Ann Stephenson says she must build relationship with LGBTQ+ sector amid debate over single-sex spaces
www.theguardian.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
"Judge me on what I do" is very clearly a statement that she's going to be horrifically hostile to trans people and she'd like you all to leave your criticism until the damage is done.
I'd like to think no one is stupid enough to fall for it, but *gestures wildly at everything*
I'd like to think no one is stupid enough to fall for it, but *gestures wildly at everything*
Thought I'd run out of Christmas chocolate.
Found a box of roses in the car that we'd forgotten about.
Win.
Found a box of roses in the car that we'd forgotten about.
Win.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Thought I'd run out of Christmas chocolate.
Found a box of roses in the car that we'd forgotten about.
Win.
Found a box of roses in the car that we'd forgotten about.
Win.
Once again begging companies to hire someone from Scotland before naming...well, anything.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Once again begging companies to hire someone from Scotland before naming...well, anything.
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If you're reading Joanne Rowling's latest gender affirming novel you should know that lan Griffiths is the killer and Strike proposes to Robin 👍😁
This guy blocked me as soon as I spoiled the ending lmao
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you're reading Joanne Rowling's latest gender affirming novel you should know that lan Griffiths is the killer and Strike proposes to Robin 👍😁
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
Elon Musk said Bill Ackman's name too quickly and tried to send him down an emerald mine unpaid.
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Elon Musk said Bill Ackman's name too quickly and tried to send him down an emerald mine unpaid.
Labour to bring in the Revocation Of Citizenship For Talking Back To Your Betters Act (2026)
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Labour to bring in the Revocation Of Citizenship For Talking Back To Your Betters Act (2026)
Can't believe I agreed to work today.
However I am working at home and there's still a fucktonne of chocolate here, so it's not 100% bad.
However I am working at home and there's still a fucktonne of chocolate here, so it's not 100% bad.
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Can't believe I agreed to work today.
However I am working at home and there's still a fucktonne of chocolate here, so it's not 100% bad.
However I am working at home and there's still a fucktonne of chocolate here, so it's not 100% bad.
I don't know what a traditional Christmas breakfast is, but I do know I'm cutting some croissants in half, covering them with cheese and sticking them under the grill. And none of you can stop me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I don't know what a traditional Christmas breakfast is, but I do know I'm cutting some croissants in half, covering them with cheese and sticking them under the grill. And none of you can stop me.
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Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'Are You Hanging Up Your Stocking On Your Wall?'Crooned by @MichaelMisDisappointing More: http://li...
youtu.be
December 1, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Have you tried being less of a cunt? That might make people less angry at you.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Have you tried being less of a cunt? That might make people less angry at you.
Too rainy. Don't like it. Send skeet.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Too rainy. Don't like it. Send skeet.
Horace Goes Skiing (into a tree like Sonny Bono)
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Horace Goes Skiing (into a tree like Sonny Bono)
Lebkuchen > everything else
custard tarts > jam tarts > mince pies
jam tarts > mince pies
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Lebkuchen > everything else
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All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
If I was chancellor, I'd just get up and leave the second my budget speech was finished.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If I was chancellor, I'd just get up and leave the second my budget speech was finished.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
Rachel Reeves is such a piece of shit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Rachel Reeves is such a piece of shit.
Denis Thatcher in The Iron Lady
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Denis Thatcher in The Iron Lady
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One