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mostly shitposting but occasionally serious.
terfs and fash can fuck off
he/him
terfs and fash can fuck off
he/him
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Glenda Jackson won two oscars for Best Actress, but her greatest performance was when she told Dan here that she didn't regret having him.
October 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Glenda Jackson won two oscars for Best Actress, but her greatest performance was when she told Dan here that she didn't regret having him.
If you see this post a bridge
September 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you see this post a bridge
Is it any item on the menu with a shitload of added raspberry sauce?
September 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Is it any item on the menu with a shitload of added raspberry sauce?
When you go to a wrestling show and Brock Lesnar is performing:
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When you go to a wrestling show and Brock Lesnar is performing:
We now cross live to YourParty HQ for an update:
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We now cross live to YourParty HQ for an update:
I am so, so annoyed that someone else thought of this before me.
August 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I am so, so annoyed that someone else thought of this before me.
Met the hotel cat. Good lad, diligently occupying the main door space to greet people and get fed by everyone.
August 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Met the hotel cat. Good lad, diligently occupying the main door space to greet people and get fed by everyone.
There's worse places to be.
Fucking roasting though.
Fucking roasting though.
August 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
There's worse places to be.
Fucking roasting though.
Fucking roasting though.
"It's your turn to take the minutes of the meeting'
<grabs pen with faint and illegible yellow ink>
<grabs pen with faint and illegible yellow ink>
August 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"It's your turn to take the minutes of the meeting'
<grabs pen with faint and illegible yellow ink>
<grabs pen with faint and illegible yellow ink>
Hope the food revenue wasn't a major part of their planned income streams this year.
August 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Hope the food revenue wasn't a major part of their planned income streams this year.
We had to say goodbye to the cat on Friday. She'd had chronic kidney disease for 5 years so we knew this day would come, but it's still so raw. And for all that she was frequently an absolute arsehole, we loved her dearly. I hate this.
Goodnight, Kasey. You were the best.
Goodnight, Kasey. You were the best.
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
We had to say goodbye to the cat on Friday. She'd had chronic kidney disease for 5 years so we knew this day would come, but it's still so raw. And for all that she was frequently an absolute arsehole, we loved her dearly. I hate this.
Goodnight, Kasey. You were the best.
Goodnight, Kasey. You were the best.
You're not violating a hosepipe ban, you're deploying essential bodily hydration.
July 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You're not violating a hosepipe ban, you're deploying essential bodily hydration.
Labour MPs who were going to vote against the government but didn't, this morning:
July 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Labour MPs who were going to vote against the government but didn't, this morning:
It's a pizza that's been deep fried in batter, and yes I know that this is basically the most stereotypical West of Scotland food ever.
June 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's a pizza that's been deep fried in batter, and yes I know that this is basically the most stereotypical West of Scotland food ever.
Joanicide with the depressingly predictable vote.
June 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Joanicide with the depressingly predictable vote.
Oh, NOW they give a fuck about blowing up hospitals.
June 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh, NOW they give a fuck about blowing up hospitals.
Margaret Thatcher double bill
June 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Margaret Thatcher double bill