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Used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.
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hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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[US soldier in Vietnam war voice]:
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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My coworker got caught playing with his butthole before folding towels on camera. I love working at a truck stop.
February 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution

2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party

Protecting women and children, is it?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Did Kevin Durant get hurt again?
he fell to the ground, lotionless
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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[Stuart Murdoch voice] cow in the snow
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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I know the British use the word scheme differently than Americans but it seems pretty appropriate in this case
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
ABC Evening News spent 14 minutes on the storm before covering MIN. WTF?
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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[cough]
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Alex Pretti a nurse at the VA MURDERED TODAY BY DONALD TRUMPS NAZIS
January 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Our initial analysis is up.

The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.

He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Woman tells Minnesota Public Radio that the man killed today was helping vehicle traffic get around the area where ICE agents and observers had started to gather and "next thing I knew, they shot him." www.mprnews.org/live-updates....
The latest on ICE in Minnesota
Live updates on ICE enforcement in Minnesota, with the latest developments and links to deeper reporting as events unfold.
www.mprnews.org
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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gentle reminder on this horrifying day that you can turn off video autoplay on bluesky

settings > content and media > toggle autoplay to off
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Not one more cent for ICE.
So the House is going to vote TOMORROW on the DHS funding bill that includes funding for ICE.

There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it.

Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance.

24 hours. Go.

www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...
No Funding for ICE Surveillance Tech!
www.fightforthefuture.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM