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Green Plastic Watering Can
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Used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.
I enjoy an autumnal flavored goodie like any red blooded American… but Pumpkin Spice Mummies is going too far.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I had a friend who got capital W wasted, locked himself in the bathroom with a pin and a bottle of ink, stayed in their giggling for half an hour, then came out to show us the words “holy beans” on his ankle.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
At least now you can fart it up and your partner won’t notice
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Exactly!
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Is the back of those pants made out of Kevlar for when the cat wants out and begins to scratch dat ass?
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Those cloves and peppercorns floating in there or dead flies?
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is not RFK Jr’s fridge.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Seems like having that clause about suicide in the TOS is clear evidence that OpenAI knew that their product was capable of helping someone commit it… and yet they built no guard rails. Something something… rhymes with Noss Gregligence
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Don’t forget her staff… Wilma Fingerdoo and Dick Fitzinya
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s a real motherfucker
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Certainly living up to your username, aren’t you?

Hope I don’t drive anywhere close to wherever you do.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So slow down 5mph and give yourself more time to react.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Sign Factory Owner, 1979: I can’t believe the Peoria Dildo Museum is canceling their order! The sign is practically finished!

Owner’s Assistant: Sir, a guy who says he owns a bar in Springfield on line 1
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This felt like a Girl Talk mashup
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I would go back to Mass after a 30 year hiatus if it was this every week.

Also: Young Pope Leo went to Chicago House shows in the 80s theory = CONFIRMED
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s like Ernie and Bert as one person
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This must be a hard article for the folks at Wired.

Their political reporters fearlessly confront Trump, but their tech reporters fearlessly fellate AI.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Pritzker, you’re up.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM