Green Plastic Watering Can
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Used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.
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Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Jesus Christ, the "remastered" Beatles Anthology documentary they re-released is filled with AI slop. Look at John and Paul's faces, and the "T" on Beatles.
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Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
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This is how NFL offenses treat Riley Moss
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This is how NFL offenses treat Riley Moss
Holy shit Dawson Mercer of the Devils just scored one of the grittiest unassisted goals I’ve ever seen… made 4 ridiculous moves ending with a backhand under the goalie’s skate
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Holy shit Dawson Mercer of the Devils just scored one of the grittiest unassisted goals I’ve ever seen… made 4 ridiculous moves ending with a backhand under the goalie’s skate
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all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
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I can sorta see it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can sorta see it.
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‘We Ain’t Buying It’ — anti-Trump groups call for a full economic boycott over Thanksgiving weekend, urging consumers to skip Target, Amazon & Home Depot from Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
‘We Ain’t Buying It’ — anti-Trump groups call for a full economic boycott over Thanksgiving weekend, urging consumers to skip Target, Amazon & Home Depot from Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
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I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
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There’s no law that says you can’t put maple syrup in your coffee
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
There’s no law that says you can’t put maple syrup in your coffee
Just saw the aurora borealis in person from my backyard in central NJ. Not the strongest vibrancy, but I could see the color. First time seeing them with the naked eye and a major bucket list item for me! Nature is amazing!
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just saw the aurora borealis in person from my backyard in central NJ. Not the strongest vibrancy, but I could see the color. First time seeing them with the naked eye and a major bucket list item for me! Nature is amazing!
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
My niece saw this one last week:
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My niece saw this one last week:
Thursday Night Shitball
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thursday Night Shitball
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That first photo is giving ”on the bright side at least I can go back to groping broads again”
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
That first photo is giving ”on the bright side at least I can go back to groping broads again”
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be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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And that's why you don't bunt
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
And that's why you don't bunt
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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obsessed with this cover. happy Halloween ya freaks
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
obsessed with this cover. happy Halloween ya freaks
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Milky Wad
Milky Wad
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Starwurst
Starwurst
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Swedish fist
Swedish fist
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Milky Wad
Milky Wad
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A US Drug Enforcement Administration agent said the DEA made “high-level arrests” of 171 Sinaloa Cartel members across New England in August.
A Globe investigation found that many of the DEA’s targets were addicts, low-level dealers, shoplifters, and homeless people.
A Globe investigation found that many of the DEA’s targets were addicts, low-level dealers, shoplifters, and homeless people.
The DEA said they arrested 171 ‘high ranking’ Sinaloa Cartel members. A Spotlight investigation found that’s not true. - The Boston Globe
A Globe investigation found that the federal agency misrepresented the stature of its targets, claiming cartel ties at a time when the Trump administration is taking lethal military action against such groups.
trib.al
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A US Drug Enforcement Administration agent said the DEA made “high-level arrests” of 171 Sinaloa Cartel members across New England in August.
A Globe investigation found that many of the DEA’s targets were addicts, low-level dealers, shoplifters, and homeless people.
A Globe investigation found that many of the DEA’s targets were addicts, low-level dealers, shoplifters, and homeless people.
At the Wild Safari drive through park opening the car door in John Fogerty voice:
Don’t get out tonight
You’re bound to get a fright
There’s a baboon on your right
Don’t get out tonight
You’re bound to get a fright
There’s a baboon on your right
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At the Wild Safari drive through park opening the car door in John Fogerty voice:
Don’t get out tonight
You’re bound to get a fright
There’s a baboon on your right
Don’t get out tonight
You’re bound to get a fright
There’s a baboon on your right