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Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@csandds.bsky.social helping Frank
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
JFC - I’d rather have @csandds.bsky.social do my tax
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What @csandds.bsky.social hold his mum when got binned for not getting back the ten and spent 90% of the game in the sheds in shame
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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80s: Japan is the future
90s, 00s: Japan in dying country typified by stagnant incomes, xenophobia and toxic, sexless nerd culture
Now: oh, that WAS the future
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Posting this today, for no particular reason
Nine Inch Nails - Piggy (VEVO Presents)
YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When @csandds.bsky.social drops a two sentence post. Or a once sentence post TBH
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Feels like we're at the stage where Nixon caved to the pressure and released transcripts of the Oval Office recordings, which turned out to have been heavily edited and misleading.

We might be jumping ahead to the 18 1/2 minute erasure, though.

But I'm not sure the 1-to-1 comparison really works?
Attention, historians of Watergate! I'm getting flashbacks from the months of back and forth, reversals and blunders over release of White House records. What stage are we at with the Epstein Files? Drip, drip, drip, as we used to say. @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fkn thought I’d had a turn
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
www.news.com.au
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Amazing timing
Once again, neither party - but especially the Republican Party - actually cares about debt & deficits.

bsky.app/profile/mcop...
the mother of all timestamps

*TRUMP: WILL ISSUE TARIFF DIVIDENDS PROBABLY MID TO LATE 2026
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Never work with @csandds.bsky.social
BREAKING A child has booted a football really hard into the groin of Sir Keir Starmer.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@csandds.bsky.social you speak trump. What does this mean
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When Frank and I try to understand @csandds.bsky.social
I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nope - cash
With holiday season around corner, we will start seeing news articles quoting economists that say ‘gift-giving is a negative value activity, and cash gifts are better’. Is it true?

No! - better research has shown that gift-giving, besides any social implications, generates a lot of value!
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why not cook it in an oven like normal people?
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Yeah, that’s what really set America apart — we were the first and only nation in history to put a religious angle on wars.
Straight up Christian Nationalism from DoD.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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So you opened an investigation into fake news?
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Imagine writing a policy that required you to be explicit that you would not forcibly confiscate refugees’ wedding rings
Ministers now appear to be confirming in broadcast interviews that they would audit and could confiscate assets (including jewellery) excepting wedding rings from the jewellery that they could confiscate.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM