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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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BREAKING: Roger Goodell announces National Football League to change name to National Trumpball League ahead of ‘26 season
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BREAKING: Roger Goodell announces National Football League to change name to National Trumpball League ahead of ‘26 season
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Reminder about Jan 6:
it really happened
It was a horror
140+ police were injured
A range of violent weapons were used by attackers
Chants to hang Mike Pence were heard
There was a gallows and guns
Pipe bombs diverted police as mob approached
it really happened
It was a horror
140+ police were injured
A range of violent weapons were used by attackers
Chants to hang Mike Pence were heard
There was a gallows and guns
Pipe bombs diverted police as mob approached
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reminder about Jan 6:
it really happened
It was a horror
140+ police were injured
A range of violent weapons were used by attackers
Chants to hang Mike Pence were heard
There was a gallows and guns
Pipe bombs diverted police as mob approached
it really happened
It was a horror
140+ police were injured
A range of violent weapons were used by attackers
Chants to hang Mike Pence were heard
There was a gallows and guns
Pipe bombs diverted police as mob approached
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A clear, chilly day in the nation’s capital, with flurries and rain in the offing. A perfect day for Hegseth to resign, though yesterday would have been better and tomorrow will still be suitable.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A clear, chilly day in the nation’s capital, with flurries and rain in the offing. A perfect day for Hegseth to resign, though yesterday would have been better and tomorrow will still be suitable.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
They have learned nothing. They will never learn anything.
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They have learned nothing. They will never learn anything.
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The reason we learned most X bots are Indian and Nigerian is not because Indians and Nigerians love impersonating Americans.
It's because India and Nigeria have the highest populations of native or near-native English speakers outside the U.S.
Russia and China know this. 🧵
It's because India and Nigeria have the highest populations of native or near-native English speakers outside the U.S.
Russia and China know this. 🧵
Meanwhile on Hellsite, who knew all the Elon bots were Nigerian? 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The reason we learned most X bots are Indian and Nigerian is not because Indians and Nigerians love impersonating Americans.
It's because India and Nigeria have the highest populations of native or near-native English speakers outside the U.S.
Russia and China know this. 🧵
It's because India and Nigeria have the highest populations of native or near-native English speakers outside the U.S.
Russia and China know this. 🧵
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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we're living through a "trump has covid" type of day on here
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
we're living through a "trump has covid" type of day on here
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The Democratic Party has a plan to prevent the next Mamdani by running a new type of candidate: the national security mom
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
National Security Moms Are Here
Trump's call for arresting Democrats targets new political bloc, foreshadowing what's to come
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Democratic Party has a plan to prevent the next Mamdani by running a new type of candidate: the national security mom
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
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Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
@brandonfriedman.bsky.social You see this horse shit?
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@brandonfriedman.bsky.social You see this horse shit?
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
How long until he pardons Jared Fogle?
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
How long until he pardons Jared Fogle?
It almost gets overlooked with all that’s going on, but that’s what so much of this is about: capital vs. labor. They want your kids picking vegetables and shingling houses, not doing “computer jobs”.
Kevin Hassett: "I think there could be a little bit of an almost quiet time in the labor market, because firms are finding that AI is making their workers so productive that they don't necessarily have to hire the new kids out of college and so on."
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It almost gets overlooked with all that’s going on, but that’s what so much of this is about: capital vs. labor. They want your kids picking vegetables and shingling houses, not doing “computer jobs”.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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I don't think it gets mentioned enough that Bovino is a member of the civil service. He is not a political appointee. Yet he still engages in constant open partisanship while in uniform and with a DHS flag behind him.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't think it gets mentioned enough that Bovino is a member of the civil service. He is not a political appointee. Yet he still engages in constant open partisanship while in uniform and with a DHS flag behind him.
I was wondering why it burned when I pee
Johnsonitis is going around
CNN: Do you still have a question about whether Donald Trump knew about the sexual abuse at the hands of Jeffrey Epstein?
GOP REP. PETE SESSIONS: Well, I've not gone through all of the documents
GOP REP. PETE SESSIONS: Well, I've not gone through all of the documents
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I was wondering why it burned when I pee
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
Their key issue but also, notably, their only issue. Seems worth pointing out that they looked at a list of like 100 issues, picked maybe 11th most pressing one, and went out of their way to ignore the other 99.
The politics of the shutdown:
*GOP had a strong opening position
*Undercut themselves with the RIFs and unnecessary cuts to blue states/SNAP
*Polls showed GOP getting most of the blame, no reason to assume that would change
*Dem centrists then folded on their key issue of ACA subsidies
*GOP had a strong opening position
*Undercut themselves with the RIFs and unnecessary cuts to blue states/SNAP
*Polls showed GOP getting most of the blame, no reason to assume that would change
*Dem centrists then folded on their key issue of ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Their key issue but also, notably, their only issue. Seems worth pointing out that they looked at a list of like 100 issues, picked maybe 11th most pressing one, and went out of their way to ignore the other 99.