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Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Note for Democratic politicians: you don't have to start your condemnations of ICE raids with "We all want to catch violent criminals, but..." Just say "These raids have nothing to do with catching criminals and everything to do with terrorizing innocent minority groups."
Texas governor Greg Abbott has said it's ableist to use the term cross"walk." He can no longer walk due to a freak accident in which he got crushed by a dropped baby grand piano and then he came out of the piano and all his teeth were replaced with the piano keys
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Texas governor Greg Abbott has said it's ableist to use the term cross"walk." He can no longer walk due to a freak accident in which he got crushed by a dropped baby grand piano and then he came out of the piano and all his teeth were replaced with the piano keys
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im sorry but if you are wrong about ai and “misspend a couple of hundred billion dollars” you are going to have to forfeit the rest of the money youre hoarding back to us
ZUCKERBERG: “If we end up misspending a couple of hundred billion dollars, I think that that is going to be very unfortunate, obviously. .. But what I’d say is I actually think the risk is higher on the other side.”
$META
youtu.be/23FyskyFoP8?...
$META
youtu.be/23FyskyFoP8?...
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
im sorry but if you are wrong about ai and “misspend a couple of hundred billion dollars” you are going to have to forfeit the rest of the money youre hoarding back to us
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MAHA vs the U.S. corn lobby is going to be a real Let Them Fight situation
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
MAHA vs the U.S. corn lobby is going to be a real Let Them Fight situation
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hi, cis folks!
the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.
it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.
contact info below.🧵⬇️
the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.
it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.
contact info below.🧵⬇️
September 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
hi, cis folks!
the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.
it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.
contact info below.🧵⬇️
the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction.
it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this.
contact info below.🧵⬇️
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lol if any other person in this country said "I think I'm doing very good" after charlie kirk being shot they would be fired from their job
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
lol if any other person in this country said "I think I'm doing very good" after charlie kirk being shot they would be fired from their job
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
August 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
We should shoot that faggot Tim Apple into space
August 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We should shoot that faggot Tim Apple into space
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
1. Stephen Miller
2. Donald Trump
3. Peter Thiel
4. Elon Musk
5. RFK Jr.
6. J.D. Vance
7. Curtis Yarvin
8. Morgan Wallen (why not)
9. Little Marco
10. Kristi Noem
Any changes? Any input?
2. Donald Trump
3. Peter Thiel
4. Elon Musk
5. RFK Jr.
6. J.D. Vance
7. Curtis Yarvin
8. Morgan Wallen (why not)
9. Little Marco
10. Kristi Noem
Any changes? Any input?
May 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
1. Stephen Miller
2. Donald Trump
3. Peter Thiel
4. Elon Musk
5. RFK Jr.
6. J.D. Vance
7. Curtis Yarvin
8. Morgan Wallen (why not)
9. Little Marco
10. Kristi Noem
Any changes? Any input?
2. Donald Trump
3. Peter Thiel
4. Elon Musk
5. RFK Jr.
6. J.D. Vance
7. Curtis Yarvin
8. Morgan Wallen (why not)
9. Little Marco
10. Kristi Noem
Any changes? Any input?
JD Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
JD Vance killed the pope
I need that rocket to explode on camera please
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I need that rocket to explode on camera please
44 years ago today, a hero was born
March 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
44 years ago today, a hero was born
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I got this cursed amulet before I knew the wizard of the wood was crazy
March 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I got this cursed amulet before I knew the wizard of the wood was crazy
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They did $8 million surgery on a mouse
March 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
They did $8 million surgery on a mouse