Lisbeth Fae
@faelizabeth.bsky.social
Why did the gods give me hands, if not to skeet?
Give me my tools, and I shall craft abominations
18+ She/they (ŝi/ri)🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🦕🦖
Give me my tools, and I shall craft abominations
18+ She/they (ŝi/ri)🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🦕🦖
Not a question: the left method is superior. Objectively.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Not a question: the left method is superior. Objectively.
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Did you know. That the meme-explosion that was the wooden model of Sacabambaspis (an Ordovician jawless fish) held at a Museum in Helsinki, was created by a pioneering Estonian fish paleontologist and palaeoartist, Elga Mark-Kurik. 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Did you know. That the meme-explosion that was the wooden model of Sacabambaspis (an Ordovician jawless fish) held at a Museum in Helsinki, was created by a pioneering Estonian fish paleontologist and palaeoartist, Elga Mark-Kurik. 🧵
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Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
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I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Kara is a New Jersey resident who is seeing her healthcare costs skyrocket without the help of ACA premium tax credits.
Stories like Kara's are why we need to find a solution that will give families the healthcare relief they need and end this shutdown.
Stories like Kara's are why we need to find a solution that will give families the healthcare relief they need and end this shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
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you live in my head rent free, adorable makeship watcher plushie that i hope reaches 300% funding in the next few days...........
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you live in my head rent free, adorable makeship watcher plushie that i hope reaches 300% funding in the next few days...........
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[explaining being a robot plant girl] it's like solarpunk but without the ecofascism chobani advertisement parts
May 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[explaining being a robot plant girl] it's like solarpunk but without the ecofascism chobani advertisement parts
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November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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CAN WE INVENT A TYPE OF TRANS WOMAN THAT HAS A SURVIVAL INSTINCT
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
CAN WE INVENT A TYPE OF TRANS WOMAN THAT HAS A SURVIVAL INSTINCT
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we return to cat and wolfgirls as falke intended. puppygirls are an unholy abomination, like pugs or the cavendish banana
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
we return to cat and wolfgirls as falke intended. puppygirls are an unholy abomination, like pugs or the cavendish banana
Nature heals, and the now-rare catgirls return to our rightful throne. We’ve been patient.
Doggirls surpassed the environment’s carrying capacity. Ecologically this leads to a population collapse; we’ll eventually reach a new ecosystem equilibrium, but there will be a vacuum, which nature abhors.
Doggirls surpassed the environment’s carrying capacity. Ecologically this leads to a population collapse; we’ll eventually reach a new ecosystem equilibrium, but there will be a vacuum, which nature abhors.
what's the next trend after everyone gets bored of pet play and sends all the dog girls to live on a farm upstate?
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nature heals, and the now-rare catgirls return to our rightful throne. We’ve been patient.
Doggirls surpassed the environment’s carrying capacity. Ecologically this leads to a population collapse; we’ll eventually reach a new ecosystem equilibrium, but there will be a vacuum, which nature abhors.
Doggirls surpassed the environment’s carrying capacity. Ecologically this leads to a population collapse; we’ll eventually reach a new ecosystem equilibrium, but there will be a vacuum, which nature abhors.
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Honestly, we need politicians who respect sex workers way more than we need those who only respect lobbyists.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Honestly, we need politicians who respect sex workers way more than we need those who only respect lobbyists.
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A quick artist question, please reskeet! If I’m looking to make my own art prints at home, 1) what sort of printer/ink system would you recommend, and 2) how do you take/upload a photo that’s print quality? Want to have a bit of control over quantity and timing. Thanks!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A quick artist question, please reskeet! If I’m looking to make my own art prints at home, 1) what sort of printer/ink system would you recommend, and 2) how do you take/upload a photo that’s print quality? Want to have a bit of control over quantity and timing. Thanks!!
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
Please support, I need the watcher plushie.
your watcher plushie when you come home to her
(we're almost 200% funded!! help us get to the finish line!!)
(we're almost 200% funded!! help us get to the finish line!!)
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Please support, I need the watcher plushie.
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6 days left to buy the Watcher plushie and get us to 200% funded!!!
if you haven't bought her yet, what are you waiting for? 🤨
if you haven't bought her yet, what are you waiting for? 🤨
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
6 days left to buy the Watcher plushie and get us to 200% funded!!!
if you haven't bought her yet, what are you waiting for? 🤨
if you haven't bought her yet, what are you waiting for? 🤨
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Aw shit, it’s that time again. In light of Link’s continued unjust banning, I am once again doing Fund Me Friday.
Drop your links below and be sure to check the previous post for unmet needs.
Also, y’all should check out other posts that take up Link’s good work.
Drop your links below and be sure to check the previous post for unmet needs.
Also, y’all should check out other posts that take up Link’s good work.
Fund Me Fridays is back!
In honor of Link, who remains unjustly banned, I will be reposting mutual aid links under this thread.
Drop your links and let’s meet some needs!
In honor of Link, who remains unjustly banned, I will be reposting mutual aid links under this thread.
Drop your links and let’s meet some needs!
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Aw shit, it’s that time again. In light of Link’s continued unjust banning, I am once again doing Fund Me Friday.
Drop your links below and be sure to check the previous post for unmet needs.
Also, y’all should check out other posts that take up Link’s good work.
Drop your links below and be sure to check the previous post for unmet needs.
Also, y’all should check out other posts that take up Link’s good work.
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Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut https://theonion.com/understaffed-faa-recommends-pilots-just-go-with-their-gut/
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut https://theonion.com/understaffed-faa-recommends-pilots-just-go-with-their-gut/
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With two villains lurking about, Claire, Sara, Cass, Hana, and Nova have to figure out a new approach to their magic and their music, with some help from unexpected friends!
"Magica Riot: Full Bloom" is bigger, deeper, and gayer than the first book, and it arrives Dec. 5th* magicariot.com/fullbloom
"Magica Riot: Full Bloom" is bigger, deeper, and gayer than the first book, and it arrives Dec. 5th* magicariot.com/fullbloom
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
With two villains lurking about, Claire, Sara, Cass, Hana, and Nova have to figure out a new approach to their magic and their music, with some help from unexpected friends!
"Magica Riot: Full Bloom" is bigger, deeper, and gayer than the first book, and it arrives Dec. 5th* magicariot.com/fullbloom
"Magica Riot: Full Bloom" is bigger, deeper, and gayer than the first book, and it arrives Dec. 5th* magicariot.com/fullbloom
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sharps container (guy who gets stuck repeatedly for his awful opinions)
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
sharps container (guy who gets stuck repeatedly for his awful opinions)