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Sauce
@extrasauce.bsky.social
30s Writer. Amateur photographer.
Non-fiction Editor at JAKE.
I was nominated for a pushcart prize once. I ran a Flyers blog once. Sorry.
Good, die
May 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Don’t play with it. Don’t yell at it. That’s feeding it. Literally.

Block it.
May 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Happy Birthday to the hottest bitch in the lots @jawnbreaker.bsky.social
May 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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One month ago, @beansbaker5.bsky.social’s SHORT RELIEF was published! Get a copy here: 406press.com/product/shor...
Short Relief - .406 Press
Short Relief by Ben Shahon is available now.
406press.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit.

And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.
March 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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every Newman's Own product you buy funds a free summer camp for sick and disabled kids who need medical support to have a normal summer camp experience (former camper here.) I will fucking ride for Newman's Own and the ghost of Paul Newman
Newman’s Own stuff rules. Everything is solid quality, the pasta sauce isn’t Rao’s but it’s solidly above Prego, all the ingredients make sense, it goes to charity. This is what rich people should do. Elon is sending his sperm around or some shit and Paul Newman is helping kids from beyond the grave
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The USPS is being threatened with massive layoffs and privatization. I made these postcards which—when mailed—will be seen by mail handlers, scanners, carriers and the recipient. I just printed 3,000 more. Order cheaply from halfletterpress.com or message me your email for the PDF to print them.
March 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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New video showing a cyclist cycling over a Tesla Cybertruck parked in a bus lane.
March 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
His name was Ronald Reagan
What do yall think was the nexus event that created this branch in the timeline?
I’m torn between the Cats movie and when people were licking gallons of ice cream in the grocery store and putting it back.
March 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This and a gun
March 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Friday night of AWP, 11pm, Original Tommy Burger at Beverly and Rampart. JAKE's unofficial Offsite. Be there or be square.
🍔🍔🍔
March 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I do not listen to him. In fact I have him blocked. I had him blocked on the old site for years. He is not published in any major newspapers I read or on news stations I watch. He exists to me solely through angry screencaps taken from web forums I am no longer on. It is time to break the cycle
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Do not, under any circumstances, scan a QR that's just posted in public. If you don't know *for sure* where it goes to, do not scan it.

Also don't RSVP to a protest, like ?? The organizers don't need an advance headcount for food being served. There's no reason to RSVP other than to collect data
Created a flyer to print and post around the neighborhood for the protest in Golden Valley on Saturday.
#TeslaTakedown #GoldenValleyMN #Mar8
March 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'll be honest with you, I don't even know who's on the Flyers.
March 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They're trying so hard.
Mormon ass smear campaign
Please. I can only take so much hotness
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
For the whole month leading up to the superbowl, there were hours long delays because there weren't enough operators.

Be real.
This is much too self-congratulatory for an agency that stranded the hundreds of thousands of riders who rely on them to get places that aren't a parade. This level of service reduction is not how they do things elsewhere.

www.inquirer.com/transportati...
SEPTA survived the Eagles parade. Now planners say bring on the World Cup, 250th anniversary of the U.S.
There were no transit-related disasters, but SEPTA has plans for how to improve going forward.
www.inquirer.com
March 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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same
March 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Not related to my previous tweet, but here's a new thing as hot off the presses as can be:
wafflefried.com/tell-me-im-b...
Tell Me I’m Being Punk’d - Waffle Fried
It’s been an hour since you went in for surgery that could save your life, and they’re telling me it’s too early to worry. It’s been two hours since your went in for surgery that could save you, and t...
wafflefried.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Convinced when anyone says "decline in inflation" they're just making shit up.

You can say inflation is down when shit costs the same as in the 80s
WASHINGTON (AP) - Most drastic cut in spending by US consumers in three years last month despite decline in inflation.
March 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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elon musk, the world's richest man, unilaterally deciding that lifesaving relief for children on the verge of starvation is "wasteful" while he personally reaps hundreds of millions from the us government, makes me feel things i cannot write on the internet.
Awful: Delivery of life saving treatment to nearly 400,000 severely malnourished kids abroad is in doubt amid USAID firings, the product's manufacturers tell me.

The treatment is a paste made of peanuts, milk and sugar for kids on edge of starvation.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/1919...
Musk Scandal at USAID Takes Ugly Turn, Putting Starving Kids at Risk
Two U.S. nonprofits that manufacture a treatment sent by USAID to help severely malnourished children abroad say the process is in chaos. This isn’t what Marco Rubio said would happen.
newrepublic.com
February 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"a doula is an italian yugioh player" is an all timer Certified Good Joke, trumped only by the immediately following "if you're listening at home, a doula is a birth witch"
here is a clip about drinking human breast milk
February 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM