Platonic Mommy Vibes
@exaktscience.bsky.social
if a soccer mom were a transsexual communist dyke with no kids
opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional
Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional
Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
Pinned
Sharpening my internal framework of dialectical material analysis in order to correctly seek truth from facts. You know, hot girl shit
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
This whole time I thought that “Butlerian Jihad” was a reference to Judith Butler 💀
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This whole time I thought that “Butlerian Jihad” was a reference to Judith Butler 💀
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my only successful tech grift and turn the terms of service into the terms of shit
October 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my only successful tech grift and turn the terms of service into the terms of shit
Girl who DEFINITELY doesn’t have a kink for being bigger and stronger than her girlfriend
September 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Girl who DEFINITELY doesn’t have a kink for being bigger and stronger than her girlfriend
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CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me?
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
September 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me?
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Twitch streamers
September 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Twitch streamers
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CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian.
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
September 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian.
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
ME: That’s right, Isaac.
CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women?
ME: I do both of those things yeah.
CHOTINER: That’s so cool.
ME: Thanks Isaac
Hollow Knight is a great series because it’s brave enough to ask, “what if a bug could get it?”
September 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hollow Knight is a great series because it’s brave enough to ask, “what if a bug could get it?”
Split attraction, but romantically attracted to trans women while being sexually attracted to both cis and trans women
September 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Split attraction, but romantically attracted to trans women while being sexually attracted to both cis and trans women
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Also, depending on the measure of horsepower you're using, that horse will produce more more horse or less more horse than other horses.
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Also, depending on the measure of horsepower you're using, that horse will produce more more horse or less more horse than other horses.
You ever accidentally scratch your girlfriend a little too hard, draw a little bit of blood, and end up realizing some things about yourself? Haha yeah me neither
September 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You ever accidentally scratch your girlfriend a little too hard, draw a little bit of blood, and end up realizing some things about yourself? Haha yeah me neither
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Trans woman who’s a chaser but for cis women. Is this a thing? Do we have a term for this?
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Trans woman who’s a chaser but for cis women. Is this a thing? Do we have a term for this?
saw someone on a dating app describe themself as “aegosexual” and ngl that shit just sounds like dysphoria
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
saw someone on a dating app describe themself as “aegosexual” and ngl that shit just sounds like dysphoria
10 games to get to know you
Super Metroid
Avernum 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Doom 2016
Fire Emblem
Hades
Super Mario Bros. 3
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis
Pokemon HeartGold
Super Metroid
Avernum 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Doom 2016
Fire Emblem
Hades
Super Mario Bros. 3
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis
Pokemon HeartGold
10 games to get to know you
Fallout 2
Fallout New Vegas
Metal Gear Solid 2
Resident Evil 2
Cyberpunk 2077
STALKER Call of Pripyat
Deus Ex
Halo 2
Ghost Recon Wildlands
Wolfenstein The New Order
Fallout 2
Fallout New Vegas
Metal Gear Solid 2
Resident Evil 2
Cyberpunk 2077
STALKER Call of Pripyat
Deus Ex
Halo 2
Ghost Recon Wildlands
Wolfenstein The New Order
10 games to get to know you
Deep Rock Galactic
Total War: Warhammer
Enter the Gungeon
Civilization V
Disco Elysium
Fallout: New Vegas
Timberborn
Cyberpunk 2077
World of Warcraft
The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction
Deep Rock Galactic
Total War: Warhammer
Enter the Gungeon
Civilization V
Disco Elysium
Fallout: New Vegas
Timberborn
Cyberpunk 2077
World of Warcraft
The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction
August 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
10 games to get to know you
Super Metroid
Avernum 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Doom 2016
Fire Emblem
Hades
Super Mario Bros. 3
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis
Pokemon HeartGold
Super Metroid
Avernum 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Doom 2016
Fire Emblem
Hades
Super Mario Bros. 3
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen
Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis
Pokemon HeartGold
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christina apple-gate: thread
August 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
christina apple-gate: thread
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submissives would do well to learn that they can ask dominant folks out on dates instead of making dominants do all the work. just because you're on that side of the dynamic doesn't mean you can't be confident and self-assured. value yourself!
also, they like being asked too. this shit works.
also, they like being asked too. this shit works.
August 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
submissives would do well to learn that they can ask dominant folks out on dates instead of making dominants do all the work. just because you're on that side of the dynamic doesn't mean you can't be confident and self-assured. value yourself!
also, they like being asked too. this shit works.
also, they like being asked too. this shit works.
[girl who had twenty-six hours of intermittent three-way lesbian sex voice]: yeah, my weekend was nice, how was yours?
August 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
[girl who had twenty-six hours of intermittent three-way lesbian sex voice]: yeah, my weekend was nice, how was yours?
concept: fucking a girl while your service sub girlfriend holds her hand and encourages and praises her while also egging you on to fuck her harder
August 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
concept: fucking a girl while your service sub girlfriend holds her hand and encourages and praises her while also egging you on to fuck her harder
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The Doom 2016 soundtrack is my perfect workout music both because of the vibe and because with where my arm exercise is in each workout, I can gauge how well I’m staying on pace by whether I’m at that point in the workout when BFG Division comes on
August 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Doom 2016 soundtrack is my perfect workout music both because of the vibe and because with where my arm exercise is in each workout, I can gauge how well I’m staying on pace by whether I’m at that point in the workout when BFG Division comes on
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AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
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August 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
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The feminine urge to tear a woman to shreds
August 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The feminine urge to tear a woman to shreds
@radicaldreamer.bsky.social I’ve literally been thinking about moules marinieres with crusty bread since you posted about it three weeks ago, mussels were on sale this week so I finally got to make it. You can’t see the sauce in this picture but I promise it was really tasty
August 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@radicaldreamer.bsky.social I’ve literally been thinking about moules marinieres with crusty bread since you posted about it three weeks ago, mussels were on sale this week so I finally got to make it. You can’t see the sauce in this picture but I promise it was really tasty