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exaktscience.bsky.social
Platonic Mommy Vibes
@exaktscience.bsky.social
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if a soccer mom were a transsexual communist dyke with no kids

opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional

Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
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exaktscience.bsky.social
“BFG” in this case standing for “Big Femme Guns”
Chest-up mirror selfie of me in a teal sports bra and N95 respirator crossing my arms to accentuate my arm muscles
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
@radicaldreamer.bsky.social I’ve literally been thinking about moules marinieres with crusty bread since you posted about it three weeks ago, mussels were on sale this week so I finally got to make it. You can’t see the sauce in this picture but I promise it was really tasty
Pot of moules marinieres with crusty bread
August 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Drawing of an absurdly muscular Luigi (from Mario) viewed from behind and turning his head to look over his left shoulder. He has a dumbbell in each hand, is wearing a green thong, and is hanging a gratuitous amount of dong. Text superimposed on his back read “That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth”
July 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
confused man from Three Word Phrase comic
July 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Mentally, I am here
SMILE tilemap of Worst Room In The Game in Super Metroid
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
three blue oval 2mg estradiol tablets
June 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
exaktscience.bsky.social
boymoding
mirror selfie of me in a tank top and jeans, very clearly not looking remotely like a boy
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Another day of Normal Discord Posting
Discord screenshot with text: going back in time to tell Sumerian priestesses that they should evaporate the horse piss and take it subligually instead of drinking it. Actually I’d tell them to boof it. Longer half-life that way. well that assumes none of them figured that out themselves. I’m sure the ancient Sumerian trannies had their own Katie Tightpussy
May 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
girl with unreasonable delts
Side-on mirror selfie of me highlighting the musculature of my left arm, particularly my deltoids and triceps
May 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
number go up wheeeee
Picture of notebook page with text: “Lifts: workout 1 lap 5, week 6 workout 2; squat 4x10 @ 155#, SBSL deadlift 3x10 @ 155#, bent-over row 4x10 @ 105#, EZ bar curl 3x15 @ 45#, calf raise 1x15 @ BW
May 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Not to get too melodramatic communist with it, but this Lenin quote:
Text screenshot: “During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander. After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the “consolation” of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter, while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance, blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it.”
May 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
I feel like a bit of a dumb bitch for being so sad when my legs look like this
My well-muscled legs in real tights with closed-toe navy kitten heels
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
“them”, clearly
Selfie of me seated in a bar, wearing a navy cardigan, periwinkle tank top, denim miniskirt, blue cat eye glasses, and an N95 respirator, with a pink carabiner clipped onto my left belt loop
May 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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okay maybe lifting and yoga are paying off quicker than I thought they would, my obliques are going a bit wild already. Also I have an honest to god waist??
Picture of half of my exposed abdomen showing definition of oblique muscle and waist curvature
April 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Went thrifting today and bought three tank tops, among other things, but this was 100% the best get of the day
Mirror selfie of me in a jean skirt and lavender tank top with an image of Sailor Moon surrounded by Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, and Sailor Jupiter, with “Sailor Moon” text logo below them Second (nonmirror) selfie with image/text unmirrored
April 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Lesbian boyfriend on her way to convince her provider to give her the hormones that make you better at sex
Mirror selfie of me in a navy cropped tank top, navy shorts, and short-sleeved floral print navy blouse falling off my shoulders
April 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Also, where can I get this outfit in navy blue?
Sub-3 hour Super Metroid ending screen of Samus in a black two piece, wristbands, and boots
April 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Okay, if you DON’T know the photo I’m talking about, it’s this one:
Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder at the premiere of Alien: Resurrection
April 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
This one
Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder at the premiere of Alien: Resurrection
April 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Actually wild that now when I look in the mirror, even with no glasses or makeup, the person looking back at me is unambiguously a woman
Shoulders-up bathroom mirror selfie of me with no makeup or glasses
April 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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@katie.bzky.team you got another one
Three panel meme of the Jake Gyllenhaal therapy scene from Donnie Darko. Text in panels reads: “the bsky trannies convinced me to start taking creatine”; “the bsky trannies, or Katie Tightpussy?”; “Katie Tightpussy.”, respectively
April 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Took some pictures yesterday and this may be the best selfie I’ve ever taken. Also I think I have to finally accept that I’m not beating the mommy domme allegations
Selfie of me wearing a green blouse, jacket, skirt, and tights, reclining sideways on a green couch and smirking at the camera
April 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Injections x Progesterone + padded bra + tight sweater = 🍈🍈
selfie of my torso in a tight pink sweater highlighting how big my boobs have gotten
April 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
My spring wardrobe is going to be centered around three foci: sexy librarian, ethereal sea nymph, and trashy lesbian boyfriend
Mirror selfie of me in a muted teal blouse, dark emerald green skirt and jacket, green tights, and brown belt (sexy librarian look) Mirror selfie of me in a short teal shirt dress, long knit navy cardigan, teal/offwhite/navy sash, and navy closed-toe kitten heels (ethereal sea nymph look) Waist-up selfie of me in a white tank top and an unzipped sweater falling off my shoulders, making a smug face with a toothpick sticking from the corner of my mouth (trashy lesbian boyfriend look)
March 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
exaktscience.bsky.social
Forgot to post two days ago but shot #6 is in the books and I’m feeling great
Right side of my torso in a pink top with a butterfly motif, pulled up to show my abdomen with a small bandage Backlit mirror selfie of me in same top, charcoal skirt, and long charcoal cardigan Chest-up selfie of same outfit
March 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM