Platonic Mommy Vibes
@exaktscience.bsky.social
if a soccer mom were a transsexual communist dyke with no kids
opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional
Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional
Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
Anyone who would disagree is a deeply unserious person
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Anyone who would disagree is a deeply unserious person
“Whee1M1” is also such a powerful title lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Whee1M1” is also such a powerful title lmao
Absolutely incredible. Also if I didn’t know what this was, I would swear to god I had heard it on a 90s emo album at some point
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Absolutely incredible. Also if I didn’t know what this was, I would swear to god I had heard it on a 90s emo album at some point
Good time to make friends with perimenopausal cis women
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Good time to make friends with perimenopausal cis women
That’s incredible holy shit
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That’s incredible holy shit
Easily one of the best pop albums of all time
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Easily one of the best pop albums of all time
the lil wiggle at the end is so cute
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the lil wiggle at the end is so cute
A visionary tbh
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A visionary tbh
Oh that sounds delightful
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh that sounds delightful
Well, you’re nothing if not consistent
October 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well, you’re nothing if not consistent
For me it is to get them to take estrogen
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
For me it is to get them to take estrogen
gill/pore** surface, that is
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
gill/pore** surface, that is
Very difficult to get anywhere with what’s shown. It’s best to include a picture of the underside showing the gill/pure surface and how it attaches to the stem, along with the full stem including any base
September 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Very difficult to get anywhere with what’s shown. It’s best to include a picture of the underside showing the gill/pure surface and how it attaches to the stem, along with the full stem including any base
and what are squirrels but the gourmet fish of the forest?
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
and what are squirrels but the gourmet fish of the forest?
How does a gourmet fish eat an avocado?
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How does a gourmet fish eat an avocado?
Men are a true crime
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Men are a true crime