Evie Nagy
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Evie Nagy
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Writer + editor about pop culture and niche B2B tech. Wrote 33 1/3 book on Devo. Powerlifter. #1 egg fan. Black Lives Matter. Twin Cities, MN. www.oovy.net.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Messages from Minneapolis Councilmember Jason Chavez on WCCO just now:

1) Call to ARREST ICE

2) If you live in South Mpls, the most helpful thing you can do today is PATROL YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

Join your neighbors: defend612.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
In the past several months, not a day goes by without these ghouls finding a new way to slander and victimize Minnesota, like why are they so obsessed with us, we’re really taking a wildly disproportionate amount of the evil.
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Not A Mothra Teen Movie
Don't tell Mothra the Babysitter is Dead
Throw Mothra from the Train
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hey you know what’s a fun little cardio activity is going on the treadmill while watching ep 1 of Pluribus.
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Just learned that my daughter thought the lyrics were “A pinball wizard’s got such insufferable rizz” and I’d like to submit an update.
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My kids are in a fight to the death over the remote, and if one leaves the room for a second, the other one changes it to the show they want and the other one screams and threatens violence. The shows they are respectively demanding/rejecting are Black-ish and Grown-ish.
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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This is what they took from us.
There's only one true calculighter
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I refuse to tolerate the trend of wearing lip liner without lipstick or with only clear gloss, the kids are not alright, someone needs to get through to them
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's the robot's empathy that got me.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I try to be cool about the way the internet fucks with our language but I have just about had it with the kids deciding that SINGULAR means SINGLE when it does NOT, you do not have “one singular french fry” left!! I mean, merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I laugh my butt off every time I’m reminded that Christopher Nolan is making The Odyssey. This isn’t just another hero’s journey that’s all a woman’s fault, it’s THE hero’s journey that’s all a woman’s fault.
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m in consolable.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just remembered this out of nowhere and started giggling uncontrollably.
My fourth grader asked me last night if I’d heard of politician and LGBTQ+ activist “Marvin Milk,” and my polite correction was summarily rejected. “No. It’s Marvin. Marvin Milk. I just read a whole chapter about him in class. Marvin Milk.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m with my kid at the MN state cubing championships in Rochester in a snowstorm and we just walked the nearly half-mile between the hotel and civic center indoors using skyways, bless this state.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reading these emails talking about how dirty and trashy DT is and then remembering who wrote them is a wild ride.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Most A-list women in entertainment: It’s really important to support and lift up other women in this industry.

Sydney Sweeney: I’m dating Scooter Braun.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Wow, reinvigorating the base won elections. Time to start planning for how we’re going to systematically recruit and support centrists for 2026.”
—Dem Party looking at this week’s results, probably
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Interviewer: What would you say is your “superpower”?

Me: Well, this morning the radio started playing the intro to “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and I immediately knew it was actually “Smells Like Nirvana” and it was. Anyway, should we talk salary?
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM