Evie Nagy
@evien.bsky.social
Writer + editor about pop culture and niche B2B tech. Wrote 33 1/3 book on Devo. Powerlifter. #1 egg fan. Black Lives Matter. Twin Cities, MN. www.oovy.net.
I’m just going to crawl into a grave right now, feel free to toss my mail.
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m just going to crawl into a grave right now, feel free to toss my mail.
Found this propped up on my desk, courtesy of my 10 year old who has watched Welcome to Mountport on @dropout.tv five times now. Sometimes she’ll be walking around humming and suddenly cry out “because I’M A PROFESSIONALLL”
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Found this propped up on my desk, courtesy of my 10 year old who has watched Welcome to Mountport on @dropout.tv five times now. Sometimes she’ll be walking around humming and suddenly cry out “because I’M A PROFESSIONALLL”
Shit’s getting real in this hall now, below are 3x3 semifinals results going into the final at 4:15p PT. FYI Qixian Cao is an 8 y.o. (I think) girl. Livestream here, Skewb final right now: www.youtube.com/live/onaK5ko...
July 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Shit’s getting real in this hall now, below are 3x3 semifinals results going into the final at 4:15p PT. FYI Qixian Cao is an 8 y.o. (I think) girl. Livestream here, Skewb final right now: www.youtube.com/live/onaK5ko...
When he already knows it was you
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When he already knows it was you
The Onion is really tapped into my brain right now.
January 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Onion is really tapped into my brain right now.
I got a literal zero minutes of sleep last night and need to go back to bed but I’ve been detained indefinitely.
December 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I got a literal zero minutes of sleep last night and need to go back to bed but I’ve been detained indefinitely.
Thinking of offering pro bono services to Beat Childhood Cancer to help them optimize character counts in their CRM for email marketing. Especially if they're going to focus subject lines on "the Fight".
December 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Thinking of offering pro bono services to Beat Childhood Cancer to help them optimize character counts in their CRM for email marketing. Especially if they're going to focus subject lines on "the Fight".
Date yourself with a store that doesn't exist anymore.
January 22, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Date yourself with a store that doesn't exist anymore.
Pretty peeved to learn this is not one co-billed show. My mom and I could have had the night of our lives.
January 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Pretty peeved to learn this is not one co-billed show. My mom and I could have had the night of our lives.
This is my favorite thing of the day.
December 15, 2023 at 9:24 PM
This is my favorite thing of the day.
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
November 29, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
Well shit I take that back, they're already spinning off brands.
November 28, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Well shit I take that back, they're already spinning off brands.
No legal feud nor restraining order between two men can get in the way of savings.
November 22, 2023 at 9:06 PM
No legal feud nor restraining order between two men can get in the way of savings.
Breaking: Truth way more boring and predictable than fiction.
November 16, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Breaking: Truth way more boring and predictable than fiction.
The other day I did nothing but lift this mug by its handle in the normal way and it snapped clean off, what do I win.
October 17, 2023 at 10:07 AM
The other day I did nothing but lift this mug by its handle in the normal way and it snapped clean off, what do I win.
Just catching up on breaking news from my favorite tech reporter, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
September 19, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Just catching up on breaking news from my favorite tech reporter, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
But was it a blue one or a yellow one? We need to know if the bag was also stolen.
September 13, 2023 at 6:05 PM
But was it a blue one or a yellow one? We need to know if the bag was also stolen.
This is the bizarro 'The Conners,' where the right-wing star is the only one left.
September 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
This is the bizarro 'The Conners,' where the right-wing star is the only one left.
Post a photo from your phone that looks like it could be from a horror movie
September 7, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Post a photo from your phone that looks like it could be from a horror movie
Please think good thoughts for Bobo who will need surgery to remove a mysterious growth from his back.
September 5, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Please think good thoughts for Bobo who will need surgery to remove a mysterious growth from his back.
Help I might die from laughing at this confirmation photo from my DoorDasher.
August 24, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Help I might die from laughing at this confirmation photo from my DoorDasher.
Duh, of course she does
August 17, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Duh, of course she does
You have hot girl summer, I have a Gmail inbox that looks like this. 🔥 💋
August 11, 2023 at 6:12 PM
You have hot girl summer, I have a Gmail inbox that looks like this. 🔥 💋
This is how I know the barista is cool.
August 8, 2023 at 7:43 PM
This is how I know the barista is cool.