Scott
@everydayscott.bsky.social
Mariners baseball, Disney parks, occasional memes.
both Alex Bregman and Pete Alonso spent seemingly forever over the offseason negotiating multiyear deals, and now both are opting out after just 1 year. Appears its all about extracting more money. Keep them both the hell away from my Mariners.
Unsurprisingly, Alex Bregman will be opting out of the final two seasons on his #RedSox contract:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/10/alex...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/10/alex...
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
both Alex Bregman and Pete Alonso spent seemingly forever over the offseason negotiating multiyear deals, and now both are opting out after just 1 year. Appears its all about extracting more money. Keep them both the hell away from my Mariners.
Imagine being Jacob Wilson, hitting for huge average, becoming and All Star as a rookie, and lining yourself up to be the American League Rookie of the Year, and then Nick Kurtz gets called up. Both these guys are tremendous.
1.060+ OPS, First 66 Career Games
(Last 95 MLB Seasons, 200+ PAs):
Johnny Mize
Willie McCovey
Albert Pujols
Yordan Álvarez
Nick Kurtz
That's it. Only five guys.
(Last 95 MLB Seasons, 200+ PAs):
Johnny Mize
Willie McCovey
Albert Pujols
Yordan Álvarez
Nick Kurtz
That's it. Only five guys.
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Imagine being Jacob Wilson, hitting for huge average, becoming and All Star as a rookie, and lining yourself up to be the American League Rookie of the Year, and then Nick Kurtz gets called up. Both these guys are tremendous.
i feel like certain umps have that reputation already, so if you are pitching in a game with CB Bucknor, you kind of already know anything around the edge is going to be anybody's guess
How many of these pitches should have been called strikes? CB Bucknor said zero.
June 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i feel like certain umps have that reputation already, so if you are pitching in a game with CB Bucknor, you kind of already know anything around the edge is going to be anybody's guess
the surefire way Cal gets MVP over Aaron Judge is if the Mariners beat the Yankees in a postseason series.
Who should be the AL MVP favorite?
Aaron Judge is having the best offensive season since Barry Bonds. Hard to argue.
But what Cal Raleigh does managing the pitching staff, being a platinum glove defender behind the plate AND an elite hitter, is more valuable
Aaron Judge is having the best offensive season since Barry Bonds. Hard to argue.
But what Cal Raleigh does managing the pitching staff, being a platinum glove defender behind the plate AND an elite hitter, is more valuable
June 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the surefire way Cal gets MVP over Aaron Judge is if the Mariners beat the Yankees in a postseason series.
love this. i am the only person in my family who unironically loves PizzeRizzo and I allow no slander against it. Both the best counter service and the best dollar for dollar food in Hollywood Studios. I hope when the land turns into Monstropolis they reopen it exactly as it is just a new name.
Bittersweet PizzeRizzo. Only a week left to say your goodbyes.
May 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
love this. i am the only person in my family who unironically loves PizzeRizzo and I allow no slander against it. Both the best counter service and the best dollar for dollar food in Hollywood Studios. I hope when the land turns into Monstropolis they reopen it exactly as it is just a new name.
I'm tired of the Seattle Mariners platooning at 1B. I'd rather they just find a 20 HR guy who can hit righties and lefties and let him be the everyday guy at first.
May 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm tired of the Seattle Mariners platooning at 1B. I'd rather they just find a 20 HR guy who can hit righties and lefties and let him be the everyday guy at first.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 395: Apr 25, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2416
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2416
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Play at:
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#VultureOchiGrid
Cinematrix No. 395: April 25, 2025
Can you name an Oscar-nominated movie starring Willem Dafoe?
vulture.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 395: Apr 25, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2416
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
#VultureOchiGrid
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2416
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
#VultureOchiGrid
I still don't understand wanting to create a park with only Movie-themed lands. Disney has been turning Hollywood Studios in this, soon it'll have highly themed, movie specific lands and it's so weird watching a group of adults dressed in robes and carrying lightsabers cut through Toy Story Land
If Disney decided to build an Epic Universe-style theme park, which five properties would you pick? 🤔
April 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I still don't understand wanting to create a park with only Movie-themed lands. Disney has been turning Hollywood Studios in this, soon it'll have highly themed, movie specific lands and it's so weird watching a group of adults dressed in robes and carrying lightsabers cut through Toy Story Land
That are still around:
T-Mobile Park
Petco Park
Dodger Stadium
Kauffman Stadium
Gone:
Arlington Stadium, Fulton County Stadium, Candlestick Park
T-Mobile Park
Petco Park
Dodger Stadium
Kauffman Stadium
Gone:
Arlington Stadium, Fulton County Stadium, Candlestick Park
Since it's opening day, let's play the (perhaps) fun (to some) game of "What MLB stadiums have you been to?"
Wrigley
Rate (fka New Comiskey)
American Family (fka Miller)
Busch III
Kauffman
County Stadium
Coors
Wrigley
Rate (fka New Comiskey)
American Family (fka Miller)
Busch III
Kauffman
County Stadium
Coors
Since it's opening day, let's play the (perhaps) fun (to some) game of "What MLB stadiums have you been to?"
Wrigley
Busch II
Busch III
Guaranteed Rate or whatever the hell it is now
PetCo
Fenway
Kauffman
Chase
Nats Park
Citizens Bank
Wrigley
Busch II
Busch III
Guaranteed Rate or whatever the hell it is now
PetCo
Fenway
Kauffman
Chase
Nats Park
Citizens Bank
March 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That are still around:
T-Mobile Park
Petco Park
Dodger Stadium
Kauffman Stadium
Gone:
Arlington Stadium, Fulton County Stadium, Candlestick Park
T-Mobile Park
Petco Park
Dodger Stadium
Kauffman Stadium
Gone:
Arlington Stadium, Fulton County Stadium, Candlestick Park
no one had a worse vacation than Dr. Leo Marvin in What About Bob?
We are recording the VACATION HORROR draft with @louispeitzman.bsky.social & @alisonwillmore.bsky.social NEXT WEEK!
Which films about horrors befalling people while on holiday NEED to make the list?!
Which films about horrors befalling people while on holiday NEED to make the list?!
a woman wearing a hat stands on a beach
ALT: a woman wearing a hat stands on a beach
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
no one had a worse vacation than Dr. Leo Marvin in What About Bob?
My machine? raged against.
My pearl? jammed
my pistols? sexed
February 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My machine? raged against.
That’s one spicy pizzaballa
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That’s one spicy pizzaballa
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live
Disney has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and replace it with TriceraTop Spin
Astro Orbiter Ride Completely Removed During Refurbishment at Magic Kingdom
Astro Orbiter Ride Completely Removed During Refurbishment at Magic Kingdom
Walt Disney World has completely removed the Astro Orbiter attraction from its central position in Tomorrowland as part of a refurbishment
blogmickey.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Disney has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and replace it with TriceraTop Spin
do you think the Mariner's don't get interest from big name free agents because hitters hate T-Mobile and don't want to play there? a hitter like Bregman or Alonso might get 5-10 more home runs a season playing with a different home park
Why is it so hard to hit at Seattle's T-Mobile Field? A deep one on how the the best pitcher's park in baseball creates strikeouts, limits damage, makes it hard to evaluate pitchers and hitters -- and why it's about more than *just* the batter's eye.
--> www.mlb.com/news/seattle...
--> www.mlb.com/news/seattle...
MLB's most extreme ballpark isn't in Colorado
Ask a dozen baseball fans which stadium they think created the most extreme park effects in 2024, and invariably most or all of them will give you the same answer: Coors Field. Colorado's ballpark is ...
www.mlb.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
do you think the Mariner's don't get interest from big name free agents because hitters hate T-Mobile and don't want to play there? a hitter like Bregman or Alonso might get 5-10 more home runs a season playing with a different home park
Melania's supposed stunt double has become a meme at this point, but I still believe it. and my general rule of thumb is whenever she is both wearing sunglasses and smiling, its her double.
REPORTER: Mr President, why did you invite Adam Schiff on your trip if you called him scum?
TRUMP: I don't know. Is he going? Is he going? 'Cause if he's going to be there, it would be cheaper, but I didn't invite him. Somebody did.
TRUMP: I don't know. Is he going? Is he going? 'Cause if he's going to be there, it would be cheaper, but I didn't invite him. Somebody did.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Melania's supposed stunt double has become a meme at this point, but I still believe it. and my general rule of thumb is whenever she is both wearing sunglasses and smiling, its her double.
Remember when the 2023 Texas Rangers won the World Series and then the 2024 Texas Rangers went 78-84 and finished 10 games back in their division? I guess the Dodgers don't want that to be them.
The Los Angeles Dodgers, who already have folks screaming about their payroll, have reached a tentative agreement with free-agent closer Kirby Yates, pending a physical. The deal comes on the heels of signing Tanner Scott to a 4-year, $72 million contract.
January 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Remember when the 2023 Texas Rangers won the World Series and then the 2024 Texas Rangers went 78-84 and finished 10 games back in their division? I guess the Dodgers don't want that to be them.
Reposted by Scott
guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
What a legend
Legendary Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker has died at the age of 90, the team announced.
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What a legend
My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki
January 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki
I wish the Mariners would trade for Arraez.
January 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I wish the Mariners would trade for Arraez.
2025 New Years Resolutions:
1) eat at a Brazilian steakhouse
2) eat at a Hibachi restaurant
3) eat a cheeseburger on a glazed donut bun
1) eat at a Brazilian steakhouse
2) eat at a Hibachi restaurant
3) eat a cheeseburger on a glazed donut bun
January 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
2025 New Years Resolutions:
1) eat at a Brazilian steakhouse
2) eat at a Hibachi restaurant
3) eat a cheeseburger on a glazed donut bun
1) eat at a Brazilian steakhouse
2) eat at a Hibachi restaurant
3) eat a cheeseburger on a glazed donut bun
Amazing. Thread.
omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain
December 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Amazing. Thread.
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this is like the time i got a new label maker
April 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
this is like the time i got a new label maker